i am lost and don't know what to do

[jjtt]

Number one I suggest you call in sick at work for at least three days out of the week.
On the first day go shopping and buy a couple new outfits and sunglasses
Then call up your buddies and go party for a couple days nonstop (those brownies and some drinks
) Eat the worst junk food imaginable- like really eat Poptarts and Froot Loops for breakfast, buy a couple cakes and just keep them around for whenever you or someone else feels like a piece.
Then go eat at a really fancy restaurant and drink good brandy or cognac after dinner.
Buy good cigars and smoke them
Go dancing but with friends who won't ditch you and then go do something after like steal a lawn ornament or egg a house.
Just basically go do stupid stuff and get it out of your system
Hire a maid/ cleaner for the last day.

 

[ceo]

I will trade drugs for blowjobs

I didn't realize things had gotten so bad for you bro.

You should get help. When you are at the point where you are giving blow jobs for drugs, you have a serious problem.

Love you bro.

 

[blueta2]

I usually do a big project on the house... Something that my wife wants done, but doesn't ever seem to get done. So it's a cool surprise when she gets home. Next time she's gone for more than 3 or 4 days, I'm going to demolish and completely redesign/rebuild the master bathroom. She's made it clear exactly how she wants it, and I have it planned.

This kind of thing serves two purposes: Makes her happy when she gets back, and takes away any worry she may have, that I would have had time to do anything I shouldn't be doing ;-)

Charles

My Gawd man, who are you? You should give courses to men everywhere for this ;-)
If any of my ex's had time alone, they would have used the time to poke any nasty vagina that looked their way.

My suggested ER, exercise, sleep, eat well, party a little and do something cool like Charles does.
This is what real men do!

 

[blueta2]

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree..."

Go smoke the herb, bro. Blaze that tree.

It is good.

I smoked a little weed the other night for the first time in 9 yrs. Before that, I smoked only in my late teens.
My boyfriend smokes so just thought a little inhale would be fun!

 

[WoodyO]

A bullet of meth would hit the spot right now

 

[EarthRider]

So let me get this straight.

Do Drugs - from Cindy
and if you can't get drugs give bj's - from SB

You guys are messed up, i'm going to pray

 

[cindylou]

So let me get this straight.

Do Drugs - from Cindy
and if you can't get drugs give bj's - from SB

You guys are messed up, i'm going to pray

typo

I mean't don't

 

[mrplunkey]

So let me get this straight.

Do Drugs - from Cindy
and if you can't get drugs give bj's - from SB

You guys are messed up, i'm going to pray

Sort of, but SB gives hummers for free. He doesn't need drugs in return.

 

[zwhit]

So what have you done since she's been away?

I'm guessing a lot of beating off. And crying. And beating off while crying.

 

[Strongbow]

I didn't realize things had gotten so bad for you bro.

You should get help. When you are at the point where you are giving blow jobs for drugs, you have a serious problem.

Love you bro.

You know what I meant I gotta fresh supply of Percs and Dros bro, bitches do tricks for a couple of Vicatin bro and I love you too man.