I am going to the beach...

[AAP]

first time in over three weeks, because of all the damn rain Florida has gotten. This weather has been sorry lately. On the plus side, I have spent a lot of time indoors giving my BF deep tissue massages.

 

[HappyScrappy]

On the plus side, I have spent a lot of time indoors giving my BF deep tissue massages.

is this a euphemism for what I think it is?

 

[starfish]

LOL! at your new avatar...

Lucky... I want to go to the beach... Deerfield Beach

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: I am going to the beach...

is this a euphemism for what I think it is?

Of course.

 

[AAP]

LOL! at your new avatar...

Lucky... I want to go to the beach... Deerfield Beach

Why Deerfield Beach?

That avatar is my fan club.

 

[WODIN]

Re: Re: I am going to the beach...

is this a euphemism for what I think it is?

I think he means polyp tickling. Maybe?

 

[starfish]

Why Deerfield Beach?

That avatar is my fan club.

I don't know... I have relatives in Boca Raton so it's the beach I went to. I'm sure there are better ones..

 

[Code]

LOL!!
I just had this vision of the future, where everyone is known by their digital handle.

And having AA walk up to you and introduce himself, on a nude beach.

AA- "Hi there! You selling Girlscout cookies I see...."

Little Girl: "Yes sir."

AA- "Please, call me Anal Assplorer. Is your little brother around anywhere??"

 

[AAP]

You mean you don't think Anal AssPlorer is my REAL name?

 

[Code]

You mean you don't think Anal AssPlorer is my REAL name?

LOL!!!

Somehow I knew you'd say that. But it still made me spray water all over my office.

 

[AAP]

Damn, you mentioned the nude beach. It is 30 minutes from here. Now I am debating whether to go there or not.

 

[AAP]

Truthfully, I have lost the novelty the nude beach has for people. Since I am in a relationship it is not the same going there anymore. In the past when I was single I would go there and "window shop" before going to the clubs. That way if someone was hitting on me that I saw there, I would have an idea of what I was getting into.. Save myself some worry later that night.

I mean.... you get prior warnings to any ugly surgery scars, hairy backs, small dicks, warty complexion, sagging asses, that these straight men might have.

 

[Warik]

You live in Florida?

Cool.

-Warik

 

[AAP]

You live in Florida?

Cool.

-Warik

FTL!

I am out of here.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: I am going to the beach...

is this a euphemism for what I think it is?

I think AA was trying to choose between "deep tissue massage" and "pounding his prostate into his guts".

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: Re: I am going to the beach...

I think AA was trying to choose between "deep tissue massage" and "pounding his prostate into his guts".

I will have you know I am very gentle with him.




































But once I see the ball gag is secure, I unleash myself.

 

[RyanH]

I am going to the beach

I notified the Miami Herald for you.

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: I am going to the beach...

I notified the Miami Herald for you.

Thank you. These breeders don't understand the importance of a good entrance.

 

[Wynn]

Good Entrance!

Ha! You kill me!