I am going to jail

[AAP]

Because I am a dumb ass.

Because I :

Carried weed through the Atlanta Airport in my underwear and when caught, denied knowing how it got there.

Because I lost my Congress seat due to having the check to pay my registration fee to bounce, despite the fundraising dollars I was suppose to have.

Because I have a prior history of scams and frauds against the general public.

Because I blamed the white man for MY misfortune of being caught in it all.

I am a dumb ass. And I STILL have not learned my lesson.

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/metro/atlanta/0902/28abernathy.html

 

[AAP]

After flying to Atlanta from Denver, I have a 2 hour lay over and this is what is advertised in the paper. Somehow, I do not miss moving from Atlanta at all. What a sorry city.

 

[mylife]

i didn't know you were black.

 

[Citruscide]

I agree... HOT-Lanta sucks!

Waiting for Corn.

C

 

[AAP]

i didn't know you were black.

Dude, if I were black, Atlanta would be my ideal choice to live. If you are a crook here, they don't send you to jail immediately, instead they put you in a political office or as mayor.

Dig up the posts on Campbell and McKinney if you don't beleive me.

 

[bwood]

i heard you are gay???

is that true???

 

[AAP]

I agree... HOT-Lanta sucks!

Waiting for Corn.

C

God, since moving I no longer have to worry about :

Shitty ass dreary winters with brain dead idiots shivering and twitching.
Intolerable allergy springs with brain dead idiots sneezing all over everything.
Muggy, disgusting smog filled summers with brain dead idiots sweating and smelling everywhere.
Vacant autumns with brain dead idiots clogging up the mountain roads on weekends.
4-6PM Traffic with brain dead idiots who can't drive worth a shit anyway, coming from lousy bottom rung jobs.
A suck ass nightlife with brain dead idiots who think they can come up to me and squeeze my arms like this is some kind of fucking petting zoo.
Roads designed by brain dead idiots who think that the cure for 2 feet deep potholes is to put an 8 inch thick steel plate over it.
Brain dead idiots who give you serious attitude no matter where you encounter them at work. Sometimes it amazes me that the Queen of England got a job at BlockBusters.
Brain dead idiots who think "hair stylist" is a career move.
Brain dead idiot hairstylists who can only cut three different types of "do's" and all three are from the Will and Grace show.
Brain dead idiots who watch Will and Grace.
Brain dead idiots who run into bars and order an "appletini" like it is something new and in vogue. That is soooooo two years ago.
Brain dead idiots who brag about being a "GS12 manager" at GP. (GS12 salary's are $28K-$32K... but hey, they got the title huh?)
Brain dead idiots who elect the Bankhead Politicians in power.
The brain dead idiots who flock to art galleries and ohhh and ahhhh over brain dead art work. For gods sake... it is just a melted candle....
Brain dead idiots who flock to AEN meetings and act like bitchy queens when you ignore them.

 

[AAP]

i heard you are gay???

is that true???

Huh? Someone must have forgotten to tell me.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Because I am a dumb ass.

I am a dumb ass. And I STILL have not learned my lesson.

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/metro/atlanta/0902/28abernathy.html

These are the smartest words you've ever said. I think you'll fit in well in prison. You can bend over and take it from behind every day in the shower.

 

[cockdezl]

I agree... HOT-Lanta sucks!

Waiting for Corn.

C

I wouldn't live in Atlanta itself, but I like the metro area. The traffic does suck, but I am lucky enough to work very close to home. I am not looking for a "nightlife" so that does not bother me, and if I did there is sufficient places and things to do.

After living in three states, I don't look at politics as being different, powerful figures fuck over the people and their pull keeps them free from reprisals. Go live in my hometown of New Orleans, Atlanta is a little behind when it comes to political crooks.

 

[AAP]

Hey Fat Twitch, I bet you just LOVE to entertain shower rape fantasies in your head. It must kill you to realize that you would always be the fuckee and never the fucker.

Life must suck to be you.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

It must kill you to realize that you would always be the fuckee and never the fucker.

Life must suck to be you.

Yes I am so envious of you! If only I could shove my cock in another man's ass hole I would feel like such a man.

Alas, I'll have to settle for my miserable heterosexual existence.

 

[AAP]

Alas, I'll have to settle for my miserable heterosexual existence.

Man, it sucks to be you.


On the brighter side though, I hope one day your girlfriend lets you wear the strap on.

 

[casavant]

4-6PM Traffic with brain dead idiots...coming from lousy bottom rung jobs.

Fuck you bitch.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Jail is a relative bargain for the homosexual male. All you have to do is bend over to get "fulfilled." This easily beats the dreary experience of going to bars etc. looking for Mr. Goodcock.

Why create demand when supply is so much easier?

 

[AAP]

Fuck you bitch.

Are you admitting to being a brain dead idiot with a bottom rung job?

 

[The Shadow]

I agree... HOT-Lanta sucks!

Waiting for Corn.

C

...that's why I don't live in Atlanta shit head....lol

 

[AAP]

...that's why I don't live in Atlanta shit head....lol

I always figured you for a kinda smart type of guy.

 

[casavant]

Are you admitting to being a brain dead idiot with a bottom rung job?

The latter, not the former.

 

[bigguns7]

Atlanta is not THAT bad.

 

[dballer]

God, since moving I no longer have to worry about :

Shitty ass dreary winters with brain dead idiots shivering and twitching.
Intolerable allergy springs with brain dead idiots sneezing all over everything.
Muggy, disgusting smog filled summers with brain dead idiots sweating and smelling everywhere.
Vacant autumns with brain dead idiots clogging up the mountain roads on weekends.
4-6PM Traffic with brain dead idiots who can't drive worth a shit anyway, coming from lousy bottom rung jobs.
A suck ass nightlife with brain dead idiots who think they can come up to me and squeeze my arms like this is some kind of fucking petting zoo.
Roads designed by brain dead idiots who think that the cure for 2 feet deep potholes is to put an 8 inch thick steel plate over it.
Brain dead idiots who give you serious attitude no matter where you encounter them at work. Sometimes it amazes me that the Queen of England got a job at BlockBusters.
Brain dead idiots who think "hair stylist" is a career move.
Brain dead idiot hairstylists who can only cut three different types of "do's" and all three are from the Will and Grace show.
Brain dead idiots who watch Will and Grace.
Brain dead idiots who run into bars and order an "appletini" like it is something new and in vogue. That is soooooo two years ago.
Brain dead idiots who brag about being a "GS12 manager" at GP. (GS12 salary's are $28K-$32K... but hey, they got the title huh?)
Brain dead idiots who elect the Bankhead Politicians in power.
The brain dead idiots who flock to art galleries and ohhh and ahhhh over brain dead art work. For gods sake... it is just a melted candle....
Brain dead idiots who flock to AEN meetings and act like bitchy queens when you ignore them.

GOOD POST!!!!

Atlanta is my ball and chain. I am glad I only have to work here.. Mon-Fri 8am to 6pm... after looking out the window.. reading this post.. and thinking about it.. a job a Burger King in Portland sounds better than what this shithole has to offer.

 

[john937]

A long time ago I briefly entertained the idea of moving to Atlanta (loved the pine trees, and had a great vacation there).
I was standing in a gay bar in Atlanta talking with a local, and said I was trying to decide whether to move to Atlanta or San Francisco.
His response: "It depends on whether you want to be a King or a Queen."
In San Francisco every guy thinks He's a King, and God knows there's nothing in Atlanta but us Queens!"
I moved to SF.

 

[p0ink]

are you moving to denver?

 

[dballer]

That is another thing.. being straight in ATL sucks too.. well unless you do not mind all of the parades and rainbow flags everywhere. But like Analassplorer told me once.. you can always go put up posters at the gay bars.. and it works well.

(Anal... have you been putting up any posters while you were here?)

 

[AAP]

john937 - you received some good advice. Never look back at all. That advice was 150% accurate.

dballer - I am getting closer to an ID. I found someone who knows who I am talking about but just can't recall a name.

poink - I was just in Denver for business, I have a new hospital on contract there.

Nicole - you should have tried 15th Street Fisheries. I got back around 11PM Saturday, not sure when you left Sunday, but you and I would have gotten in some trouble. Did the hotel manager tell you who brought the package over? (Former World Series pitcher. See - I sleep in exclusive circles.)