I am drunk...

[superqt4u2nv]

and I got Doris pretty drunk too

 

[rnch]

drunk on a saturday night and on a long holdiay weekend..........wot's da werld cummin' to?

 

[Spartacus]

me too

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I am too

 

[Smurfy]

i just woke up from a nap

 

[healother]

I am too

are there any dudes around?

 

[rnch]

i'm gonna go visit a few neighborhood watering holes in a bit.....sasperillas for everyone!

 

[Miss24k]

lol

 

[dawg4life]

Wish I was but cant tonite maybe I will be on monday nite

 

[superqt4u2nv]

are there any dudes around?

No

 

[Spartacus]

my x highjacked me for an xmas shopping trip
I managed to come away with a 45$ gift card for my next girlfriend and a cute bar of soap for my mom

 

[georgie24]

god i wish you where right here snuggled beside me..

we can get tipsy together

 

[superqt4u2nv]

god i wish you where right here snuggled beside me..

we can get tipsy together

I give that an 8.5 on the e-flirt scale

 

[rnch]

god i wish you where right here snuggled beside me..

we can get tipsy together

wot u talkin' 'bout, willis?

 

[Spartacus]

spent 30+ minutes in one place
and I'm carrying all her crap
I made a decision to just get in the check-out line
made a motion to her that "times up"

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Doris is so drunk she can hardly speak

 

[georgie24]

i can do better than 8.5

ive got candles set up and everything

 

[Spartacus]

i can do better than 8.5

ive got candles set up and everything

just nail her already

 

[healother]

No

well thats a good thing right, i mean you wanted to avoid being slutty, right?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i can do better than 8.5

ive got candles set up and everything

7.5 sorry you get chessey and lose points

 

[georgie24]

alright scew the candles i just blew em out!!

id rather feel your warmth and snuggle

 

[superqt4u2nv]

well thats a good thing right, i mean you wanted to avoid being slutty, right?

Slutty is a relative term you got a lot to learn before you ever get laid.

 

[healother]

Slutty is a relative term you got a lot to learn before you ever get laid.

so when you're drunk, it's okay,

 

[HiDnGoD]

No

Don't forget, if yer ever in need again, I'm just down the 401. I just have to get the wife, kids, cats & rabbits to move over & give us room.

 

[rykertest]

I missed you last time. Now I swoop in for the kill!

 

[redsamurai]

Slutty is a relative term you got a lot to learn before you ever get laid.

zzziiiiiinnnnggggg.............by the way qt, you look a bit on the "frumpy" side in your avi, nonplussed for sure......are you making a statement as to your current mental health?

 

[Mavafanculo]

Slutty is a relative term you got a lot to learn before you ever get laid.

the correct term is "aggressively lustfull" lol

and give advance notice next time you and doris plan on drunk posting

 

[Spartacus]

I need another egg nog

 

[superqt4u2nv]

the correct term is "aggressively lustfull" lol

and give advance notice next time you and doris plan on drunk posting

LOL Doris is my Mom and she was passed out by the time I was posting

 

[Mavafanculo]

LOL Doris is my Mom and she was passed out by the time I was posting

So it would be pretty stupid if I thought Doris was your pet name for your cooch.

Boy I'm glad thats not what I thought.

 

[rnch]

LOL Doris is my Mom and she was passed out by the time I was posting

so you get drunk with your MA?

dood...that's sick.......

 

[superqt4u2nv]

So it would be pretty stupid if I thought Doris was your pet name for your cooch.

Boy I'm glad thats not what I thought.

LOL no that is my cookie

 

[Mavafanculo]

LOL no that is my cookie

*wood*

 

[georgie24]

hey girl come down to atlanta

 

[buffer1]

piss tank

 

[rykertest]

*superdt4u2nv* "I'm not so think as you drunk I am. I'm as jober as a sudge."

 

[Spartacus]

don't drink alcohol in excess with cialis

 

[Razorguns]

i'm in kitchener!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i'm in kitchener!

Check you PM

 

[georgie24]

shoot me a text message hun

 

[rubberneck]

Check you PM

I'm feeling left out!!!

 

[pintoca]

and I got Doris pretty drunk too

anybody getting a whiff of the ole Nanny???

 

[superqt4u2nv]

anybody getting a whiff of the ole Nanny???

Nope I haven't had sex since the 2nd weekend in October

 

[georgie24]

still waiting for a text

 

[superqt4u2nv]

still waiting for a text

I would need your number for that

 

[Dial_tone]

Nope I haven't had sex since the 2nd weekend in October

well, since my birthday was the 3rd week that couldn't have been me

 

[georgie24]

im such an idiot, sorry abuo0t that...your just so pretty i forget how far you are

i seriously want you to come down for a weekend and just relax, no strings

 

[superqt4u2nv]

im such an idiot, sorry abuo0t that...your just so pretty i forget how far you are

i seriously want you to come down for a weekend and just relax, no strings

Dam you are really putting on the full court press.


It might work better if you weren't so public about it.

 

[Sassy69]

im such an idiot, sorry abuo0t that...your just so pretty i forget how far you are

i seriously want you to come down for a weekend and just relax, no strings

NOt to cut into this e-flirt here ... dude you're in ATL?

 

[healother]

I would need your number for that

eflirt alert!

Dam you are really putting on the full court press.


It might work better if you weren't so public about it.

cmon dont you want EF to know ALL about your personal life?