I am convinced America is doomed

[chesty]

I just ate at a waffle house in Texas...Let me start by saying it was straight out of the 50's.

The waiter was named Jeramaire (gay as a 3 dollar bill) or something like that, the waitress (pink eye), filled with smoke, more rednecks than Arkansas. There street girls in there servicing the rednecks in the parking lot, more white trash than I ever saw as a Deputy, and, the collective iq in the place was less than 100.

I never felt so out of place...and here I am wearing my Marine jacket...with flat top hair cut as well...

Did I really say I would defend and fight for these people?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

hey, lick balls you dickhead. Me and Mr. Db are not rednecks!

 

[big_bad_buff]

 

[chesty]

Yeah, whatever, they were rednecks in this place and well...need I say more

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the collective iq in the place was less than 100.

Did I really say I would defend and fight for these people?

were they cooking with lots of pots and kettles, by any chance?


sorry, couldnt help myself

maybe have a rethink about what youre about to do, as much as i dont agree with your political ideas, id hate to think you were splattered in iraq for bullshit that you were questioning your own convictions about

 

[Razorguns]

at least they speak english. more than i can say about the places i went to tonight!

 

[gonelifting]

These are the very people that voted for Bush. Not like the retards in NY, NJ and Mass.

 

[Gambino]

I don't understand how the 1950's is related to this...i can't see to many peeps being openly gay in Arkansas in the '50's...

I do agree, though, that arkanasans, including db and juiceddingleberries, are rednecks

 

[jerkbox]

These are the very people that voted for Bush. Not like the retards in NY, NJ and Mass.

ahhh......yup

 

[Kroliczek]

These are the very people that voted for Bush. Not like the retards in NY, NJ and Mass.

Wait, hold on one second...

 

[DIVISION]

I just ate at a waffle house in Texas...Let me start by saying it was straight out of the 50's.

The waiter was named Jeramaire (gay as a 3 dollar bill) or something like that, the waitress (pink eye), filled with smoke, more rednecks than Arkansas. There street girls in there servicing the rednecks in the parking lot, more white trash than I ever saw as a Deputy, and, the collective iq in the place was less than 100.

I never felt so out of place...and here I am wearing my Marine jacket...with flat top hair cut as well...

Did I really say I would defend and fight for these people?

That's sounds pretty fucking backwoodsy.....

If I was there, they'd probably want to string me up!!!

It's always the obscure backwater places that always make me wonder about America as a whole.

Have we really progressed or are we in fact, regressing?




DIV

 

[jackangel]

yes, but how was the food?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

dude, it was the fucking Waffle House. What did you expect, the league of extraordinary gentlemen?

 

[DIVISION]

yes, but how was the food?

......I'm sure the food was about as "tasty" as your avatar......and probably just as old.

How can you like Vanessa Williams knowing that she's been dickeddown kneedeep by Rick Fox's silly ass?





DIV

 

[The Greatest]

these are your people, Bush Supporters.

 

[Mr. dB]

hey, lick balls you dickhead. Me and Mr. Db are not rednecks!

Why are you getting your knickers in a twist? I thought you were a Missouri boy.

 

[CFZB]

http://storetn.cafepress.com/4/14409954_F_store.jpg

 

[CFZB]

http://storetn.cafepress.com/1/12813261_F_store.jpg

 

[WODIN]

I just ate at a waffle house in Texas...Let me start by saying it was straight out of the 50's.

The waiter was named Jeramaire (gay as a 3 dollar bill) or something like that, the waitress (pink eye), filled with smoke, more rednecks than Arkansas. There street girls in there servicing the rednecks in the parking lot, more white trash than I ever saw as a Deputy, and, the collective iq in the place was less than 100.

I never felt so out of place...and here I am wearing my Marine jacket...with flat top hair cut as well...

Did I really say I would defend and fight for these people?

LMAO!!!

 

[chesty]

Oh it was scary! The best part is that I think they were so Deliverence type that they couldn't even read....Fat women, skinny redneck guys....

Yep, rethinking, but at least my home state where i will be moving to shortly is not like this place...

I am not sure if I would put New York and other places ahead of this place though. I mean after all you got Hillary and Bill Clinton living there.

 

[DIVISION]

Oh it was scary! The best part is that I think they were so Deliverence type that they couldn't even read....Fat women, skinny redneck guys....

Yep, rethinking, but at least my home state where i will be moving to shortly is not like this place...

I am not sure if I would put New York and other places ahead of this place though. I mean after all you got Hillary and Bill Clinton living there.

I guess you're lucky that you're big enough they didn't think about raping you.....

Did they comment about your pretty lil' mouth?




DIV

 

[sconoscuito]

These are the very people that voted for Bush. Not like the retards in NY, NJ and Mass.

they should make rednecks votes count as a half.

 

[gonelifting]

I am not sure if I would put New York and other places ahead of this place though. I mean after all you got Hillary and Bill Clinton living there.

Yeah, they might be getting a blowjob in the next room and they`ll probably lie about it. I can`t BELIEVE he was`nt impeached for that. This world is going downhill because of that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

The ironic thing is that the crowd you spoke of sees the world in much the same light that you do.

I'll bet they say "Lets kill them all" after voting for Bush.

 

[CFZB]

join the military ...travel the world....meet interesting people ...than kill them.

 

[wutangnomo]

The ironic thing is that the crowd you spoke of sees the world in much the same light that you do.

I'll bet they say "Lets kill them all" after voting for Bush.

The saddest (and ironic) part is that guys like Chesty will go fight for these very worthless human beings and lose their lives for it. But hey, at least these folks will continue to get to work their minimum wage Waffle House jobs, procreate future generations of Waffle House employees, fatten themselves up, and live such fulfilling lives right?

 

[DIVISION]

The saddest (and ironic) part is that guys like Chesty will go fight for these very worthless human beings and lose their lives for it. But hey, at least these folks will continue to get to work their minimum wage Waffle House jobs, procreate future generations of Waffle House employees, fatten themselves up, and live such fulfilling lives right?

^^^you're depressing me.






DIV

 

[Spartacus]

These are the very people that voted for Bush. Not like the retards in NY, NJ and Mass.

also the state that launched Clinton

 

[chesty]

no comment on my mouth, thank god...I'm depressed now too...

 

[Mr. dB]

also the state that launched Clinton

Uh, what's that supposed to mean?

 

[CFZB]

also the state that launched Clinton

besides Monica....what did he do wrong in your eyes? (I personaly dont think monica was that wrong..Hell Hilary was probably there too. )

 

[Spartacus]

actually I don't have much to quibble about Clinton
my point was...

 

[CFZB]

actually I don't have much to quibble about Clinton
my point was...

rednecks?

 

[Testosterone boy]

join the military ...travel the world....meet interesting people ...than kill them.

It is not the soldier who is to blame in my opinion.

It is the leadership.

The world will always have a hyperdominant military...such is the nature of animals.

We have been a pretty good hyperdominant military until............oh never mind.

 

[Spartacus]

alright then,I'll explain my point
many have commented that the so called "redneck" vote went for Bush
including labeling Arkansas as almost entirely redneck
yet these very same nedrecks and neanderthals elected the sage-like Clinton to be their govenor

 

[CFZB]

alright then,I'll explain my point
many have commented that the so called "redneck" vote went for Bush
including labeling Arkansas as almost entirely redneck
yet these very same nedrecks and neanderthals elected the sage-like Clinton to be their govenor

he played the sax man....didnt you ever hear music soothes the savage beast?

 

[Spartacus]

BTW I have a set of real kick-ass Klipsch speakers with a subwoofer the size of a Subaru
manufacturing origin: Hope,Arkansas

 

[Testosterone boy]

BTW I have a set of real kick-ass Klipsch speakers with a subwoofer the size of a Subaru
manufacturing origin: Hope,Arkansas

dude.....you are old. Prolly younger than me however.

 

[Spartacus]

dude.....you are old. Prolly younger than me however.

well I still have a pair of Polk Audio speakers in operation too
have had them 25 years

 

[IwouldSlamU]

look at where you went...? what were you expecting, ballers, ferrari's in the parking lot

 

[bdog527]

lol@the stereotyping in this thread.

 

[gjohnson5]

I just ate at a waffle house in Texas...Let me start by saying it was straight out of the 50's.

The waiter was named Jeramaire (gay as a 3 dollar bill) or something like that, the waitress (pink eye), filled with smoke, more rednecks than Arkansas. There street girls in there servicing the rednecks in the parking lot, more white trash than I ever saw as a Deputy, and, the collective iq in the place was less than 100.

I never felt so out of place...and here I am wearing my Marine jacket...with flat top hair cut as well...

Did I really say I would defend and fight for these people?

Yes you did, so why are you not in Iraq?

 

[DIVISION]

they should make rednecks votes count as a half.

This thread is dedicated to my lowlife redneck nuggaz....

Rednecks w/ 2 strikes who don't wanna see the 3rd......






DIV

 

[chesty]

I am stil awaiting my orders, St. Louis is taking their sweet time in getting them to me. So, here sit and wait....ughhhh

 

[DIVISION]

I am stil awaiting my orders, St. Louis is taking their sweet time in getting them to me. So, here sit and wait....ughhhh

Tell me your exact thoughts when you were leaving the diner?

Depression, Disgust, Dismay, Disdain???







DIV

 

[chesty]

I was thinking there should be a licensing requirement for breeding! Complete with competency testing, DNA testing, and the general requirement to apply as having completed all 12 grades with a C or better...

Plus, I was depressed, disgusted, dismayed and had disdain...I could get vaporized for a Billy Bob and his goat wife/sister...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

That's sounds pretty fucking backwoodsy.....

If I was there, they'd probably want to string me up!!!

if you werent such a smart alec, maybe theyd let you live

 

[Spartacus]

I was thinking there should be a licensing requirement for breeding! Complete with competency testing, DNA testing, and the general requirement to apply as having completed all 12 grades with a C or better...

don't vory,dat is part of the master plan Herr Chesty

 

[Testosterone boy]

don't vory,dat is part of the master plan Herr Chesty

Achtung!!!

Das is ser gut!

 

[DIVISION]

I was thinking there should be a licensing requirement for breeding! Complete with competency testing, DNA testing, and the general requirement to apply as having completed all 12 grades with a C or better...

Plus, I was depressed, disgusted, dismayed and had disdain...I could get vaporized for a Billy Bob and his goat wife/sister...

My sentiments exactly, Dog..

Remember though, Billy Bob Thorton was boning Angelina Jolie for quite some time now......He was an activist for redneck hillbillies everywhere!!!

Was the food good at least or was shitty too?!?!?




DIV

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[DIVISION]

if you werent such a smart alec, maybe theyd let you live

STFU YOU POOFTER PET!!!!!!!









DIV

 

[tiger88]

I just ate at a waffle house?

love that place...open so us nite owls can eat when eateries arent open

they need french toast

the

 

[chesty]

Denny's is much better, my arteries are now clogged...

Well, Angelina Jolie isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box!

Achtung, zer gut Herr Master race...das is nict zer gut (okay, my grammer in german sucks)

 

[Spartacus]

waiting for your orders kommandant

 

[tiger88]

those waffen SS kids were quite elite

those are some reg army bros though

 

[Spartacus]

glad you caught that
that reenactment unit is modeled after the 44th infantry division
everything about the kit you see is authentic or a replica if authentic isn't available
the tab for a typical season(e.g. 1944 western front) is about $2500
most of those guys are either law enforcement or military
we did have a Swiss diplomat with us as well
he shot this photo of me

 

[tiger88]

where is the mg42? (awsome machine gun)

i see is kar98

 

[Moderate_THIS]

glad you caught that
that reenactment unit is modeled after the 44th infantry division
everything about the kit you see is authentic or a replica if authentic isn't available
the tab for a typical season(e.g. 1944 western front) is about $2500
most of those guys are either law enforcement or military
we did have a Swiss diplomat with us as well
he shot this photo of me

DUDE, you're Powers Boothe!!

 

[Spartacus]

the Kar98 were operational
5 round clip
must have been quite scary to see about a 1000 Russians headed your way and there are only a dozen of you,and you have to load a 5 round clip
of course the Germans based their squad tactics around defending the MG42 and keeping it supplied with ammo

 

[tiger88]

while we posting some pics


check out tan michelle right is fucking az sun and dumb bitches who tan all the time

i am not that wierd lookin faggot in the middle .... no islam up in the piece...send his ass shiite HQ....

damn dune coon ! get the fuck out the photo

 

[Spartacus]

Alabama fraulein

 

[tiger88]

nice pic

the best pic u ever posted was the pic of your one gf who was leaning over the LA fire truck....that was hot

 

[Spartacus]

while we posting some pics


check out tan michelle right is fucking az sun and dumb bitches who tan all the time

i am not that wierd lookin faggot in the middle .... no islam up in the piece...send his ass shiite HQ....

damn dune coon ! get the fuck out the photo

you realize they're dressed as a stop light
Michele is to be appraoched with caution

 

[tiger88]

you realize they're dressed as a stop light
Michele is to be appraoched with caution

@ yellow light

LOL


never thought of that

funny shit

 

[Spartacus]

nice pic

the best pic u ever posted was the pic of your one gf who was leaning over the LA fire truck....that was hot

you got it Leutnant

 

[chesty]

that is funny!

 

[tiger88]

always enjoy your posts and pics

 

[chesty]

that is one of the best muffins I have ever seen

 

[Spartacus]

I just discovered the image shack
gonna start documenting my adventures

 

[tiger88]

ok sorry to highjack your shit

back the topic at hand

 

[chesty]

well if those are redneck women, then maybe fighting for them isn't so bad afterall

 

[Spartacus]

well if those are redneck women, then maybe fighting for them isn't so bad afterall

the one in LA is actually Armenian/Georgian
if I wasn't grounded with a family business I would have moved out there

 

[Spartacus]

well if those are redneck women, then maybe fighting for them isn't so bad afterall

my current "redneck"
she's from rural alabama
has a hot sister too

we'll save you a six pack of Auburn sorority girls when you get back

 

[chesty]

how about you hook me up now! I need some I am a virgin again and it sucks! she is hot too.

 

[Mr. dB]

while we posting some pics


check out tan michelle right is fucking az sun and dumb bitches who tan all the time

i am not that wierd lookin faggot in the middle .... no islam up in the piece...send his ass shiite HQ....

damn dune coon ! get the fuck out the photo

What does all this mean in English?

 

[Spartacus]

how about you hook me up now! I need some I am a virgina again and it sucks! she is hot too.

I could,since you were so complimentary I just received permission to post these

 

[chesty]

nice! yes, hook me up!

so that is what a naked woman looks like, damn...! I forget how awesome the female body is

 

[sconoscuito]

wow this thread took a nice turn

 

[chesty]

see, I am not so gung ho except for the women of course.

 

[biteme]

I just ate at a waffle house in Texas...Let me start by saying it was straight out of the 50's.

The waiter was named Jeramaire (gay as a 3 dollar bill) or something like that, the waitress (pink eye), filled with smoke, more rednecks than Arkansas. There street girls in there servicing the rednecks in the parking lot, more white trash than I ever saw as a Deputy, and, the collective iq in the place was less than 100.

I never felt so out of place...and here I am wearing my Marine jacket...with flat top hair cut as well...

Did I really say I would defend and fight for these people?

THose are the people that elected GB. I just had to throw that in there.

 

[Spartacus]

THose are the people that elected GB. I just had to throw that in there.

since you didn't bother with all that gnarly reading and such
and it's your birthday so you will be issued a pass
but I will allow you to reflect on this:

alright then,I'll explain my point
many have commented that the so called "redneck" vote went for Bush
including labeling Arkansas as almost entirely redneck
yet these very same nedrecks and neanderthals elected the sage-like Clinton to be their govenor

 

[chesty]

oooh that smarts

 

[biteme]

since you didn't bother with all that gnarly reading and such
and it's your birthday so you will be issued a pass
but I will allow you to reflect on this:

alright then,I'll explain my point
many have commented that the so called "redneck" vote went for Bush
including labeling Arkansas as almost entirely redneck
yet these very same nedrecks and neanderthals elected the sage-like Clinton to be their govenor

What were they thinking? Good one. I just hope the country is heading in the right direction. We'll see.

 

[Spartacus]

happy birthday
just couldn't help myself on that one
the truth is usually somewhere in the middle
nice too for someone to take a blow like man
and not resort to insulting my mother
I like chess,so I'm waiting for a good countermove
in chess when your opponent makes a good move it's usaully complimented(unless it's high end,then it's poker face)
I can't imagine making a good move and/or watching my opponent do the same
and hear outbursts such as "you're mom's cunt smells like bongwater"

 

[sconoscuito]

since you didn't bother with all that gnarly reading and such
and it's your birthday so you will be issued a pass
but I will allow you to reflect on this:

alright then,I'll explain my point
many have commented that the so called "redneck" vote went for Bush
including labeling Arkansas as almost entirely redneck
yet these very same nedrecks and neanderthals elected the sage-like Clinton to be their govenor

peer pressure

or

alcohol

 

[Spartacus]

curiously the first followup post is by a guy with a mary jane leaf in his avatar
and trust me I was editing my post prior to reading his
I was searching my mind for a suitable term to match my mom's cooter
and "bongwater" just,well it just came to mind

 

[Spartacus]

peer pressure

or

alcohol

for the record,in alabama you can't buy alcohol on election day until the polls are closed
I suppose it's plausible that the entire blue south stocked up
but really if this was an actual observable phenomenom I'm sure Madison avenue would have been all over it long ago

 

[Spartacus]

THose are the people that elected GB. I just had to throw that in there.

more of the "redneck" vote
the nephew on the left is already being indoctirinated

 

[tiger88]

wow this thread took a nice turn

lol i started this shit with my i like waffle house but needs french toast

or freedom toast

whatever

shit is good

 

[Spartacus]

fat tuseday

 

[DIVISION]

see, I am not so gung ho except for the women of course.

Hey, Hey now.....

Let's get this thread back to the rednecks who molested you at the waffle house!!!!!







DIV