I am bored as hell...

[iron_sun_god]

Anyone on here right now? I am at work and bored as shit. But hey only 10 more hours to go and I will be done for the week. Someone talk to me!!!! Later....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Have you ever thrown rocks at schoolmarms?

 

[iron_sun_god]

Whats up Satan? What are schoolmarms?

 

[Stryc-9]

Work sucks.

Question: Just how boring is hell? You'd think it would be an interesting place....what with all of the fire and damned souls and whatnot....

 

[Stryc-9]

I threw a rock at a schoolmarm once....she chased me down and beat my ass with a yardstick....and then she made me wash down the chalkboards and sit in the corner....

...no wait - that was an episode of Little House on the Praire....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Teachers I think. I think that word is funny.

And another,

If a man was to hit you with a whip and call you a mason, would you be tempted to skin him and hold a party in his honor?

 

[iron_sun_god]

True I guess that hell would be alot better than here right now, more interesting anyway. So Mr. Munson what have you been doing for the last 17 years? Uh, hum drinking....Lots of drinking.....

 

[iron_sun_god]

Party yes, skin no...Beat and eat....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Drinking makes the world a better place.

 

[iron_sun_god]

Yes it does. More bearable anyway.