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I am a horrible Boyfriend....

Captain,

Can you tell us of one of your most recent adventures?


What is the body count now? How many have you sodomized? It's been a while since you gave us an update.
 
Captain_insano said:
all i want to do is get laid and eat sandwhiches.
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you say this like it's a bad thing... have some pride man..

ALL I WANNA DO IS GET LAID AND EAT SAMMICHES!!!!!!!!
 
Raina said:
I think ice cream could be incorporated into sex in a much more sexy way than sandwiches.....
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I think what i said is getting confused. I don't want to eat my sandwhich during sex. After the act I like to get up off her and go downstairs (by myself) and be alone for a solid hour with my potato bread and cold cuts.
 
Captain_insano said:


I think what i said is getting confused. I don't want to eat my sandwhich during sex. After the act I like to get up off her and go downstairs (by myself) and be alone for a solid hour with my potato bread and cold cuts.
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Great outlook
 
havoc said:

Great outlook
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It's either the sandwhich or sit next to her while she talks my ear off about getting engaged and how big of a ring she wants. Marriage isn't in this guys cards for a long while...hopefully i will eat myself to death before i am taken prisoner by the shackles of marriage. I would rather gargle ground glass personally....no scratch that i would rather cruise the High Schools by my house and look for a younger model. (To bad High School is in Recess.)

Looking on the bright side September is right around the corner.
I can see the dialouge now.

Captain:"Hello lil girl would you like some of the Captain's tasty gummy bears?"

H.S Girl: "Why are they all white?"

Captain: "They are homemade dear" *snicker*

H.S Girl: *Runs away in Horror*
 
Captain_insano said:


It's either the sandwhich or sit next to her while she talks my ear off about getting engaged and how big of a ring she wants.

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There's your problem Insano. If she is rambling on, then you need to stick something in her mouth. I'm sure you can put two and two together and figure out something to keep her quiet.


Sex with cold cuts, that's just wrong.
 
Shrebly said:


There's your problem Insano. If she is rambling on, then you need to stick something in her mouth. I'm sure you can put two and two together and figure out something to keep her quiet.

Sex with cold cuts, that's just wrong.
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After i goo on her face i go limb girl. I ain't on Viagra and shit. How am i supposed to plug her mouth with a flacid dog?

I don't know who was talking about sex with cold cuts. I personally like to have sex with Watermelons. After 45 seconds in the microwave. The texture of the fruit on my whapper really feels like a women or at least a horny melon.

Insano
 
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