i almost pulled a satanic goatslayer on some wal mart bitch...

[juiceddreadlocks]

this is fucking hilarious.


I went to get some sugar free kool aid and a pitcher. I was working on the LA border on the Arkansas sie. I got to the self checkout and there wasnt a bar code on the pitcher i picked up.

I asked the woman working the self checkout help counter for some help...

here was her response "you can't buy it. It is your responsibility to make sure there is a upc code on what you bring to the counter''

I said "you have to be freakin kidding me!" She said, "No, its your fault."

i punched the self checkout computer and walked out without the pitcher, but took the kool aid.


Keep in mind this is a brand new wal mart in a town where they should be happy that they even have electricity.


As soon as i got back to the hospital i called the manager and politely told her what happened.

I can't believe that fucking bitch. If satanic goatslayer was there he surely would have had a plan of attack.

 

[Austin316]

haha I miss those old stories

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

haha I miss those old stories

dont you think he would have had a practical solution?

 

[ViperHMS]

That sucks. No matter where you go you will find people who just don't give a shit about customer service.

 

[Austin316]

SG posted on here the other week, maybe he will see it and offer some advise

 

[EnderJE]

Two words : Axe Kick.

 

[SoKlueles]

this is fucking hilarious.


I went to get some sugar free kool aid and a pitcher. I was working on the LA border on the Arkansas sie. I got to the self checkout and there wasnt a bar code on the pitcher i picked up.

I asked the woman working the self checkout help counter for some help...

here was her response "you can't buy it. It is your responsibility to make sure there is a upc code on what you bring to the counter''

I said "you have to be freakin kidding me!" She said, "No, its your fault."

i punched the self checkout computer and walked out without the pitcher, but took the kool aid.


Keep in mind this is a brand new wal mart in a town where they should be happy that they even have electricity.


As soon as i got back to the hospital i called the manager and politely told her what happened.

I can't believe that fucking bitch. If satanic goatslayer was there he surely would have had a plan of attack.

the hooker was supposed to call back to the dept that it came from and find a bar code.....thats why shes up there.......sounds like she was just being lazy

 

[string_bean00]

You should have meatholed her.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

What, no throat fucking her freshly mudered corpse? ....pussy

 

[slickdadd]

You should have given her a nice bicep flex and whilst kissing your peak said "It doesn't look like these have a UPC code either. Who's fault is that skank-teeth?" Works everytime David Browie.

 

[RADAR]

Its YOUR responsibility to make sure theres a bar code on the item?????? EXCUSEEEEE ME! Its their responsibility.

I would have told her that too!

RADAR

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You should have given her a nice bicep flex and whilst kissing your peak said "It doesn't look like these have a UPC code either. Who's fault is that skank-teeth?" Works everytime David Browie.

I'm fucking wheezing from laughing so damn hard!!!!!

Kissing your bicep, UPC code Bwahahah!!!!

 

[BUBBLES]

She needs some training in serving customers.

 

[jackangel]

i think hera should dominate her with some heavy whips and chains action

 

[BUBBLES]

i think hera should dominate her with some heavy whips and chains action

Haha, bondage is not my style but she deserves it from what I hear.

 

[ChefWide]

With your gazelle-like relflexes you would have administered a raptor knife jab to the the third of of her myriad chins: a short, sharp, shock to render her momentarily unable to speak, so you could, in a ShabbaDoo-Maneuver drop, spin, snip her akiles tendon with your Leatherman Multi Tool and snap n' pop back upright in one swift maneuver in time to do The Arkansas Rice Paddy Shuffle the fuck out of that festering puss encrusted boil on the retail asshole of life.



Aiiight?

 

[beefybull]

I love self-checkouts... I'm robbin like I'm at a tip jar

 

[The Angry Mule]

Try cupcaking the bitch and if that dosnt drop her like someone else mentioned apply the axe kick or a headbut.

 

[bullett]

this is fucking hilarious.


I went to get some sugar free kool aid and a pitcher. I was working on the LA border on the Arkansas sie. I got to the self checkout and there wasnt a bar code on the pitcher i picked up.

I asked the woman working the self checkout help counter for some help...

here was her response "you can't buy it. It is your responsibility to make sure there is a upc code on what you bring to the counter''

I said "you have to be freakin kidding me!" She said, "No, its your fault."

i punched the self checkout computer and walked out without the pitcher, but took the kool aid.


Keep in mind this is a brand new wal mart in a town where they should be happy that they even have electricity.


As soon as i got back to the hospital i called the manager and politely told her what happened.

I can't believe that fucking bitch. If satanic goatslayer was there he surely would have had a plan of attack.

SO, what did the manager say????

 

[tiger88]

this is fucking hilarious.


I . I was working on the LA border on the Arkansas sie. .

cant image what a walmart must be like there


ouch

 

[Lestat]

you shoulda just taken the pitcher too

 

[alien amp pharm]

You should have gotten into a ball-like position and began rolling around on the floor in circles.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you shoulda just taken the pitcher too

Yup, that's when you tell the bitch it must be free then. Put it in your bag and try to leave. They'll give you extra special assistance and attention.

 

[slickdadd]

You should have gotten into a ball-like position and began rolling around on the floor in circles.

lol. wtf. Like Sonic the Hedgehog?

 

[bullett]

lol. wtf. Like Sonic the Hedgehog?

LMAO...go all Sonic the Hedehog and shit.....

 

[n8ive_stylez]

I woulda chopped the bitch in the throat.. No not really.. that woulda been pretty funny though..

 

[coverguy]

this is fucking hilarious.


I went to get some sugar free kool aid and a pitcher. I was working on the LA border on the Arkansas sie. I got to the self checkout and there wasnt a bar code on the pitcher i picked up.

I asked the woman working the self checkout help counter for some help...

here was her response "you can't buy it. It is your responsibility to make sure there is a upc code on what you bring to the counter''

I said "you have to be freakin kidding me!" She said, "No, its your fault."

i punched the self checkout computer and walked out without the pitcher, but took the kool aid.


Keep in mind this is a brand new wal mart in a town where they should be happy that they even have electricity.


As soon as i got back to the hospital i called the manager and politely told her what happened.

I can't believe that fucking bitch. If satanic goatslayer was there he surely would have had a plan of attack.

LMFAO @ Satanic Goatslayer!!!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

SO, what did the manager say????

she was very apologetic. Nice lady on the outside.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

up for the goatslayer