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Hypothetically speaking.........

Ffactor

Ffactor

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if one were at an office b'day party for a female colleague and one jokingly asked her what her age was and once she replied one intended to say, " You are a hot young chic", instead one said, " You are a young heifer"...how would one remedy the situation as it is quite tense between the aforementioned b'day girl and the guilty party!
 
Tell her that you are really into bestiality, and the hottest animal is the cow. You find Heifers absolutely dreamy, so when you called her that it was actually a nice compliment.
 
beastboy said:
BTW, I'm not Assasssin Excrement.
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FYI - you are one of the few suspects included in my investigation.

But I don't think you'll make the short list as you arent funny enough to have come up with AEs messages.
 
Bullit said:
Tell her that you are really into bestiality, and the hottest animal is the cow. You find Heifers absolutely dreamy, so when you called her that it was actually a nice compliment.
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OOOOh, yet another Kodak moment courtesy of Bullit!!! Do us all a favour and post your evidence about assassin excrement being beastboy!
 
Bullit said:
But I don't think you'll make the short list as you arent funny enough to have come up with AEs messages.
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Maybe you didnt see this part.
 
Bullit said:


FYI - you are one of the few suspects included in my investigation.

But I don't think you'll make the short list as you arent funny enough to have come up with AEs messages.
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How old are you?
 
While Beastboy is quite familiar with excrement, i'm afraid it's not him. He would not have been able to spell the word assassin to get the whole thing going.
 
My investigation is focusing on the following:

Happy (the front runner)
Nathan
ssme
HG Poopypacker
 
Just tell her you don't think she's fat & that's not what you meant and then drop it. If she keeps nagging you about it, tell her to get over it & quit being such a chick about it. See a lot (probably all) of women enjoy giving guys a hard time about shit & making them sweat. Don't let it turn into that.

Peace :)
 
Gemini_Man said:
Just tell her you don't think she's fat & that's not what you meant and then drop it. If she keeps nagging you about it, tell her to get over it & quit being such a chick about it. See a lot (probably all) of women enjoy giving guys a hard time about shit & making them sweat. Don't let it turn into that.

Peace :)
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Pipe down there broly...can't you see we aren't discussing that anymore....I have taken control of this thread and the tulips that are posting on it.
 
why not?

I dont think its beastgirl.
 
Ffactor said:


Can't be Happy, Nathan or Fudgepacker.

1. Beastboy
2. ssme
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Whatever your profession is please stick to it, because your investigation skills are about as good as the ones used on the JonBenet Ramsey case.
 
HG Pennypacker said:
ummm....it's Pennypacker.....:(

The name, I mean.
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suuuuuuuuure... I think its a thinly veiled admission.
 
beastboy said:


Whatever your profession is please stick to it, because your investigation skills are about as good as the ones used on the JonBenet Ramsey case.
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Brilliant sherlock, I suppose you're also going to tell me that OJ was actually guilty!! HAHAHAHHAH!!

Once again, definitely not Nathan or Scrappy or DooDooChaser!!!
 
Cornholio said:
...tell her by heiffer you meant a heiffer in India....
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Oh for god's sake corn how's that going to make her feel better. What's the difference between an Indian heifer and an American heifer? I've left things wide open here, use your imagination.
 
Just tell her you're sorry to have said that and it didn't come out the way you ment it...all you were trying to do is say that she is pretty young...and that if she were single you'd bang her and you don't bang fat chicks.
 
Ffactor said:


Brilliant sherlock, I suppose you're also going to tell me that OJ was actually guilty!! HAHAHAHHAH!!

Once again, definitely not Nathan or Scrappy or DooDooChaser!!!
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Care to make a wager?
 
WODIN said:
Just tell her you're sorry to have said that and it didn't come out the way you ment it...all you were trying to do is say that she is pretty young...and that if she were single you'd bang her and you don't bang fat chicks.
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Actually, that is exactly what I meant to say but I am scared to say it now because she might sue me for sexual harassment or something!!
 
Ffactor said:


Actually, that is exactly what I meant to say but I am scared to say it now because she might sue me for sexual harassment or something!!
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Ok I thought u were joking .. you were actually serious...
how the HELL did "hiefer" come out of your mouth???
You have tourettes???
 
Bullit said:


Ok I thought u were joking .. you were actually serious...
how the HELL did "hiefer" come out of your mouth???
You have tourettes???
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Possibly, sometimes I'm thinking one thing and say some totally different and then it's like, what??????????
 
Ffactor said:


Possibly, sometimes I'm thinking one thing and say some totally different and then it's like, what??????????
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Yeah me too.
You're smart.
 
Once upon a time there was an engineer
Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear
He had an engine and he sure had fun
He used Good 'n Plenty candy to make his train run

Charlie says.....
Love that Good 'n Plenty
Charlie says....
Really rings the bell
Charlie says.....
Love that Good 'n Plenty
Don't know any other candy that I love so well
 
HG Pennypacker said:
Once upon a time there was an engineer
Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear
He had an engine and he sure had fun
He used Good 'n Plenty candy to make his train run

Charlie says.....
Love that Good 'n Plenty
Charlie says....
Really rings the bell
Charlie says.....
Love that Good 'n Plenty
Don't know any other candy that I love so well
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We'll maybe AE is ballsucker after all!!
 
Ffactor said:
We'll who is Assassin Excrement? C'mon fess up. No point in waiting till we're all dead and buried.
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Based on several factors, I have narrowed it down to the following members:

Bikinimom
The Varnsen
JennBFL
Chesty
Assface

More than likely, though, based on the amount of time that this person had gone undetected, it could be someone who doesn't post here anymore.
 
JennBFL.

Brilliant.
I was blind! And stupid.
Mostly stupid, cuz I can actually see pretty good.

My investigation has taken a turn for the better.
 
Bullit said:
JennBFL.

Brilliant.
I was blind! And stupid.
Mostly stupid, cuz I can actually see pretty good.

My investigation has taken a turn for the better.
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Do I have to do everything for you. Focus on Beastboy and Bushwhacker!!
 
It ain't beastgirl, and I have no idea who cockwhacker is.

I am focusing on JennBFL.

Watch out Jenn, you're about to be BUSTED!
 
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