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[Gymgurl]

 

[heatherrae]

What the hell does that mean. Transport machines make one's eyes bulge?

 

[the-short-one]

What the hell does that mean. Transport machines make one's eyes bulge?

and who's eyes are bulging? Yours? Who's the round, fat kid that's moving back and forth?

 

[heatherrae]

and who's eyes are bulging? Yours? Who's the round, fat kid that's moving back and forth?

Well, smilie number one is dissolving then forming somewhere else, like a time machine. Meanwhile, smilie number two's eyes are bulging. ???

CRYPTIC...lol.

 

[H_T_]

i'm kind of a big deal around here....

 

[heatherrae]

i'm kind of a big deal around here....

I bet you have many leather bound books...

 

[H_T_]

i do like leather....

 

[habitualhealth]

I bet you have many leather bound books...

...that smell of rich mahogany


that movie has some of the best quotable quotes.


"i look good, i look reeeallly good. hey everyone...come see how good i look!!!"

 

[H_T_]

that is a formidable smell.....

 

[habitualhealth]

that is a formidable smell.....

it's quite pungent...it stings the nostrils

 

[H_T_]

it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

 

[habitualhealth]

it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

you're so wise. you're like a miniature buddha....covered with hair.

 

[feisty11975]

you're so wise. you're like a miniature buddha....covered with hair.

he has no hair!

 

[reno240]

it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

65 percent of the time, it works everytime.

 

[H_T_]

65 percent of the time, it works everytime.

i'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

 

[reno240]

...and the germans called it "San Diego" - which means whale's vagina...

 

[heatherrae]

Ugh, smells like bigfoot's dick.

 

[H_T_]

no! i will not eat cat shit!

 

[habitualhealth]

Ugh, smells like bigfoot's dick.

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

 

[heatherrae]

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

You smell like a diaper full of Indian food!

 

[H_T_]

i'm going to slap you in public.

 

[habitualhealth]

You smell like a diaper full of Indian food!

Sweet Lincoln's mullet! This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous....i'm in a glass case of emotion.



btw...I love lamp.

 

[H_T_]

the man punted Baxter!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[habitualhealth]

i'm going to slap you in public.

i will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

 

[jackangel]

why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND

 

[habitualhealth]

why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND

jazz flute is for little fairy boys.

 

[Spartacus]

i'm kind of a big deal around here....

I'm telling you you need to go down south and fuck heatherrae in the ass
I bet she cums easy

 

[H_T_]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

 

[H_T_]

I'm telling you you need to go down south and fuck heatherrae in the ass
I bet she cums easy

lmfao! especially now, with that giant ben-wah ball in her belly!

 

[habitualhealth]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.

 

[Spartacus]

I like to square away my chicks right quick
figure out what makes them cum
and store that in my knowledge base
use it anytime

 

[H_T_]

I like to square away my chicks right quick
figure out what makes them cum
and store that in my knowledge base
use it anytime

i like to thump the cervix like a mouth harp.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm telling you you need to go down south and fuck heatherrae in the ass
I bet she cums easy

 

[Spartacus]

i like to thump the cervix like a mouth harp.

I have a technique called the thumb
it doesn't even involve my penis
my last GF begged for the "thumb"
8 minute solid orgasms
I would watch Fox News as I was giving her the treatment

 

[H_T_]

This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.

 

[habitualhealth]

I have a technique called the thumb
it doesn't even involve my penis
my last GF begged for the "thumb"
8 minute solid orgasms
I would watch Fox News as I was giving her the treatment

ur guaranteed to ruin any good thread.

 

[the-short-one]

I have a technique called the thumb
it doesn't even involve my penis
my last GF begged for the "thumb"
8 minute solid orgasms
I would watch Fox News as I was giving her the treatment

damn, that's romantic. fox news will do it every time.

 

[Spartacus]

ur guaranteed to ruin any good thread.

I could tell them how to do the "thumb"
but they wouldn't get it right
you have to be wired into the chicks brain

 

[habitualhealth]

I could tell them how to do the "thumb"
but they wouldn't get it right
you have to be wired into the chicks brain

yeah i'm sure your thumb and her brain have a lot in common.

 

[H_T_]

I have a technique called the thumb
it doesn't even involve my penis
my last GF begged for the "thumb"
8 minute solid orgasms
I would watch Fox News as I was giving her the treatment

chicks love a good fingerbanging.

 

[Spartacus]

part of their orgasm is you talking to them
say the right things

 

[H_T_]

most women just like being called names.

 

[redguru]

damn, that's romantic. fox news will do it every time.

 

[the-short-one]

most women just like being called names.

Martha? Beatrice?

 

[H_T_]

Martha? Beatrice?

cum licking pig, dirty polesmoking whoor, filthy, bruised, band aid covered streetwalker, etc.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hmmmm yep those are the one....

 

[H_T_]

Hmmmm yep those are the one....

i speak the language of love.

 

[Gymgurl]

 

[H_T_]

like i haven't whispered similar to you....

 

[Gymgurl]

Reread #46....did I say you didn't??

 

[Spartacus]

lay on your belly
guy inserts thumb and works your Gspot
massage it etc and be sure to tell her she's not going to pee

 

[Gymgurl]

lay on your belly
guy inserts thumb and works your Gspot
massage it etc and be sure to tell her she's not going to pee

You must talk to HT alot

 

[H_T_]

lay on your belly
guy inserts thumb and works your Gspot
massage it etc and be sure to tell her she's not going to pee

yeah, the angle is of utmost importance. unless you're double jointed. gurls gush from that shit. like a seltzer bottle.

 

[Gymgurl]

 

[H_T_]

lol @ you locking your own thread.

 

[Gymgurl]

Way off course....I just wanted to tell you to have a great day....and now your guys are talking about squirting.....

 

[H_T_]

Way off course....I just wanted to tell you to have a great day....and now your guys are talking about squirting.....

like you've never done that.

 

[Gymgurl]

Nope never.....now STFU

 

[H_T_]

Nope never.....now STFU

i was talking about taking a thread off course.

 

[Gymgurl]

such a liar....I do that every morning

 

[Spartacus]

yeah, the angle is of utmost importance. unless you're double jointed. gurls gush from that shit. like a seltzer bottle.

and you have a free hand to work the remote

 

[Spartacus]

run a porn video and they really groan

 

[Gymgurl]

Man your almost as bad as HT

 

[Spartacus]

doesn't matter if you're "nancy high class"
I can run a gang bang video while giving you the thumb

 

[H_T_]

such a liar....I do that every morning

squirt?

 

[Gymgurl]

 

[H_T_]

wtf. what'd i do?

 

[Spartacus]

when you have a woman with you
you turn her into a sexual creature
guide her

 

[stilleto]

you two should just get e-married already.

 

[Spartacus]

I don't understand all the male-female conflict
woman are easy like puddy
talk to them sweet
make them cum when you fuck
buy a nice thing or two for them not on any anniversity
suprise them

 

[the-short-one]

I don't understand all the male-female conflict
woman are easy like puddy
talk to them sweet
make them cum when you fuck
buy a nice thing or two for them not on any anniversity
suprise them

You need to give a seminar to the other 99.9% of dudes who are clueless.

this could be a career change for you. Go on the road.

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep 4ever has it all figured out.....Oh and we are getting E-divorced me and HT.....lol

 

[the-short-one]

Yep 4ever has it all figured out.....Oh and we are getting E-divorced me and HT.....lol

4ever is pretty e-hawt. I think you should e-cheat with him.

 

[Spartacus]

my x is coming to town
she's staying with me
on her way through
I tolde her I love her
I'm drunk
she knows it

 

[myway]

my x is coming to town
she's staying with me
on her way through
I tolde her I love her
I'm drunk
she knows it

..and so it goes.

 

[myway]

I have always liked HT. He just doesn't give a fuck, lol.

 

[Spartacus]

I get more passionate when I'm drunk
she likes that side

 

[Spartacus]

she has a chance when I'm drunk

 

[myway]

she has a chance when I'm drunk

She is just using you for sex.

 

[Smurfy]

filthy, bruised, band aid covered streetwalker, etc.

lmao

 

[Gymgurl]

4ever is pretty e-hawt. I think you should e-cheat with him.

I'll just take you......

 

[the-short-one]

I'll just take you......