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What do you got going on women wise now, not EF chicks but real life ones, you always seem to have a few hotties in rotation. Any good stories recently?
 
i think HT could probably get more poon than he could handle.
 
Actually, I'm sure he gets plenty of leg. I'm just being snarky. ;-)
 
hmmm. well, i've been conducting myself like a teenager sex wise for the last few months. and my last sexual interlude was a fucking disaster. if there is such a thing as horrible oral sex, i had recieved it. i was so desperate to leave, i pulled the : "Oh, wow, it's almost 1AM!" i gotta get home and get some sleep, long day at work tomorrow." i had completely lost my cool and reacted like a frickin' nerd virgin. but i was so desperate to leave. at one point, she had turned the TV way down and i was like "why did you turn that down so low, someone might hear us." she looked at me like i had slapped her. and to top it off, as i was walking out the door, she said "but you didn't come." and i said, "uh, nah, it's cool." wtf???? i'm gonna stick to jerking off & strippers.
 
bran987 said:
lllolololol did you try coaching her?
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someone that age oughtta know what's up. i thought she might have been a runaway nun or something....
 
I thought BJ's were like pizza. Even when they are bad, they are still pretty good, right? Did she use her teeth, or something?
 
HeatherRae said:
I thought BJ's were like pizza. Even when they are bad, they are still pretty good, right? Did she use her teeth, or something?
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it'd be nice if she put more than a 1/4'' in her mouth at once and kept it in for more than a nanosecond.
 
HumanTarget said:
it'd be nice if she put more than a 1/4'' in her mouth at once and kept it in for more than a nanosecond.
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Oh, okay. I'm taking notes. LOL.
 
HumanTarget said:
hmmm. well, i've been conducting myself like a teenager sex wise for the last few months. and my last sexual interlude was a fucking disaster. if there is such a thing as horrible oral sex, i had recieved it. i was so desperate to leave, i pulled the : "Oh, wow, it's almost 1AM!" i gotta get home and get some sleep, long day at work tomorrow." i had completely lost my cool and reacted like a frickin' nerd virgin. but i was so desperate to leave. at one point, she had turned the TV way down and i was like "why did you turn that down so low, someone might hear us." she looked at me like i had slapped her. and to top it off, as i was walking out the door, she said "but you didn't come." and i said, "uh, nah, it's cool." wtf???? i'm gonna stick to jerking off & strippers.
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that's what I'm talking about!!

Keep the good stories coming man.

I, on the other hand, actually had some of the best oral I've ever had over the weekend. She was doing it for a solid 10-15 minutes too which I've heard from other girls makes their jaw feel like its going to drop off due to the larger than average size of my cock.
 
Lestat said:
that's what I'm talking about!!

Keep the good stories coming man.

I, on the other hand, actually had some of the best oral I've ever had over the weekend. She was doing it for a solid 10-15 minutes too which I've heard from other girls makes their jaw feel like its going to drop off due to the larger than average size of my cock.
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here is how i feel on that subject, and ladies, i mean no offense.
If, a girl is going to wear a thong outside of her jeans and talk trash with her trashy fucking ditch pig mouth, i expect her to back dat shit up.
 
HumanTarget said:
here is how i feel on that subject, and ladies, i mean no offense.
If, a girl is going to wear a thong outside of her jeans and talk trash with her trashy fucking ditch pig mouth, i expect her to back dat shit up.
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wait, what?

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HumanTarget said:
here is how i feel on that subject, and ladies, i mean no offense.
If, a girl is going to wear a thong outside of her jeans and talk trash with her trashy fucking ditch pig mouth, i expect her to back dat shit up.
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not all women are ready to handle a larger than average dong though.
 
HT is good in my books, so long as he's still alive, he's still a potential person whom I can hijack their i.d, track down, kill and collect uppers from.

should it get to that point.
 
CEASAR said:
HT is good in my books, so long as he's still alive, he's still a potential person whom I can hijack their i.d, track down, kill and collect uppers from.

should it get to that point.
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i missed you too.
 
so anyway, i'm bumping my namesake thread for the sake of my good name. i remember thinking to myself if i should ask this girl to get on all fours and let me sit behind her and jerk off for 4 or 5 minutes, but girls are sensitive creatures.....
 
HumanTarget said:
so anyway, i'm bumping my namesake thread for the sake of my good name. i remember thinking to myself if i should ask this girl to get on all fours and let me sit behind her and jerk off for 4 or 5 minutes, but girls are sensitive creatures.....
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why not just stab it bro?
 
Lestat said:
why not just stab it bro?
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she wouldn't stfu for 2 seconds. wanted to chat during the whole thing. i think the only thing she did right was spit on her manicured nails before jamming them up my ass.
 
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