How will you die???

[DEEZPAZ]

If you had to pick a way you think you would die, what would it be??? Not how you would like to die but if you had to hazard a guess on how it would happen.. Kind of morbid but just curious!!!

I would have to say in a car accident b/c I drive like moron at times!! I can't stand driving in the fast lane to have an idiot driving the speed limit or 5 mph above it.. That just makes me road rage like crazy.. So what do I do, I speed up, shot across 2 lanes and then shot back in front of them!! Being very careful not to cause any accidents!!!

I try and tell myself that I'll take it easy everytime I drive but stupid sh*t just pisses me off to no end.. Most people are clueless when they drive and have no common sense...

 

[broley]

masterbating in the shower and slip and crash through the glass doors. FUCK that is gonna SUCK!!!

 

[ChefWide]

Naked and alone, not on a field of my own choosing.

 

[Mr. Black]

I wouldn't mind dying while fucking my woman hard in the ass, blow a big load then have a heart attack. Seems like a good exit to me

 

[Dial_tone]

I hope to die in my sleep, but I will probably get hit by a semi and get dragged over broken glass facedown for a few miles.

 

[coverguy]

I'm probably going to die from some terminal illness caused by ingesting all that shit when the twin towers fell on my head; or possibly caused by all the bs i was around in the gulf or performing my duty as a NBC (Nuclear, Biological and Chemical) Marine.

 

[ChefWide]

I'm probably going to die from some terminal illness caused by ingesting all that shit when the twin towers fell on my head; or possibly caused by all the bs i was around in the gulf or performing my duty as a NBC (Nuclear, Biological and Chemical) Marine.

Not by stepping into an open elevator shaft while looking at yourself in a mirror??



















J/K You handsome som' bitch.



.

 

[john937]

A look at my family tree - the good news: no alzheimers, heart attacks, diabetes, strokes ... long lived every one of them
the bad news: they all eventually died of brain or lung cancer, even the non-smokers .

 

[hamstershaver]

i wnat to die with the remote in my hand and a big booty woman slobbing on my knob

 

[Forge]

Naked and alone, not on a field of my own choosing.

Me too, just like we came into this world. I'll die of old age while sleeping in bed most likely, my family is all long lived.

My Grandfather died at 93 while taking an afternoon nap in his favorite chair on a sunny Sunday, with a glass of scotch on the rocks by his side and the family in the next room just relaxing and talking. What a way to go.

 

[Dakotah]

I will probably die of an anhuerism - i stress way to much even over stupid shit sometimes. I am a huge worrier as well.

As far as how i want to die well i have to say having an orgasm while dev is going down on me would be nice
i want to still look young too

 

[Robert Jan]

Something grand... If it was a suicide id want to be high on every drug out there and then jump off a beautiful building.

if ill always keep wanting to live i want to end painlessly without a long disease but thats obvious.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Probably from a gun or a knife,letting my temper get the better of me in some idiotic situation.
If not by that,then definitely of a massive heart-attack or stroke,as the vast majority of my mother's side have done.

 

[Seashell]

I hope to die in my sleep, but I will probably get hit by a semi and get dragged over broken glass facedown for a few miles.

LOL!

 

[slickdadd]

I'd say I'll probably die in a full fledged shootout. I'll be the bad guy, and when the main good guy comes looking for me I'll be right behind him about to kill him. As soon as he sees me, suddenly a gun shot will go off, but as the camera zooms out, I'll be the one who is shot becase his good guy partner got me from behind while hiding behind a barrell. I'll say something real tough to him like "Obey Your Thirst" with a deathly "oh shit I got shot" look on my face, right before I fall to the ground whilst shooting both of my fully automatic izus into the air screaming.

 

[curling]

Hopefully, I won't die I will get raptured. But if I do it will probably be on a bike doing something stupid but fun.

 

[chewyxrage]

Overdose on heroin.

 

[curling]

Overdose on heroin.

REally? You don't know how to measure?

 

[biteme]

Probably during a session of wild, passionate sex. I see myself having a heart attack.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

vaporized

 

[MrMuscle]

unknowingly

 

[hardrock]

Either Huntingtons disease or a plane crash. I fucking hate flying.

 

[chewyxrage]

REally? You don't know how to measure?

No, the plan is to purposefully overdose. So you get the greatest high of your life, then death.

 

[BO-DEN]

in the war

 

[wootoom]

i will live forever

 

[tuc biscuit]

in some stupid accident or of some std I reckon


or if I make it past I will die before 60, you never see enourmous old men

 

[Razorguns]

during the massive violent Alien Invasion of Earth which is currently planned for August 18th, 2009. 3:05pm.

Oh shit -- i told out too much information.

this post did not take place. move along.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

during the massive violent Alien Invasion of Earth which is currently planned for August 18th, 2009. 3:05pm.

Oh shit -- i told out too much information.

this post did not take place. move along.

Now you know you will die via gov spook "suicide"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

In an attempt to Goatse the driver of another car on the highway

 

[Illuminati]

just like Tony Montana....holed up in my house, snorting a mountain of coke. high as fuck, shooting it out with with my enemies...

 

[theoak01]

Im gonna be a cop,so Ill prob get shot or stabbed,if I make it through my duty I bet the cancer or the heart problems will get me, cancer is big on my moms family and heart on my dads.

but Ive already decided if I start getting super sick for no reason I wont have treatment,Ill just kill myself by od'ing then goto sleep and die

 

[DIVISION]

If you had to pick a way you think you would die, what would it be??? Not how you would like to die but if you had to hazard a guess on how it would happen.. Kind of morbid but just curious!!!

I would have to say in a car accident b/c I drive like moron at times!! I can't stand driving in the fast lane to have an idiot driving the speed limit or 5 mph above it.. That just makes me road rage like crazy.. So what do I do, I speed up, shot across 2 lanes and then shot back in front of them!! Being very careful not to cause any accidents!!!

I try and tell myself that I'll take it easy everytime I drive but stupid sh*t just pisses me off to no end.. Most people are clueless when they drive and have no common sense...

Live by the gun, Die by the gun........

I'll probably get shot, either in Iraq or here in the states when I'm least expecting it.

DIV

 

[bodytemple75]

If I had any choice in the matter, I would say I would prefer to die in my nineties, with my girl who will be my wife at my side, along with our children, and grandchildren and rest of my family/loved ones there to see me off. All the people I ever loved around my bed being hopefully remembered as a loving and loyal husband, father, and grandfather.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

There is a story about a woman who died naked in her house with peanutbutter on her pussy for the dog....

 

[curling]

No, the plan is to purposefully overdose. So you get the greatest high of your life, then death.

Some how this just sounds like an oxymoron.