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How was WWF Smackdown and Tough Enough yesterday guys
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i'll find the results tho
Dark Match: Ivory vs. Kim Neilson
Feed comes on with Kim Neilson hitting a Russian legsweep on Ivory 1-2-shoulder up. Chops by Neilsen. Back elbow by Neilsen, who goes up, only to miss the flying crossbody. Ivory performs her mini X-Factor 1-2-3!
Metal/Jakked
Godfather vs. The Big Valbowski
Godfather comes down looking like a hardass from the streets. The Big Valbowski comes down, looking an awful lot like Val Venis. Valbowski starts with punches and a few running knees. Russian legsweep by Venis. He looks for a vertical splash, but Godfather gets the knees up. More punches by Venis, but Godfather whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Back elbow by Venis, then an elbow drop and a knee drop 1-2-kickout.
Val goes for a suplex, but Godfather blocks and clubs him in the back. Sidewalk slam by Godfather, who starts with the mounted punches. Godfather chokes Venis on the ropes and then elbows him down. Godfather unties a turnbuckle pad and chokes Val with his boot. Val comes back with a knee, but runs right into a clothesline. Godfather picks him up and goes to smash him into the exposed turnbuckle, but Val blocks and hits Godfather with a diving shoulder, then a clothesline.
Falling neckbreaker by Val 1-2-shoulder up. Godfather locks in a sleeper, but Val lifts him and hits an inverted powerbomb 1-2-shoulder up. Val looks to splash Godfather in the corner, but Godfather moves and Val flies into the exposed turnbuckle. Godfather goes out and gets the ring bell. When the referee takes it away, Godfather hits Val with the Pimp Cane 1-2-3!
Jakked: Christian vs. Funaki
Christian shoves Funaki down, prompting Funaki to throw a Christian-esque tantrum. Christian rolls him up 1-2-kickout. Christian rams Funaki into the steel post and then drops him on the ropes, only to shoulder block him off and to the barrier outside. Christian brings him inside and stomps away. Mounted punches by Christian, into a blatant choke. Funaki fights back, but misses a standing dropkick. He goes to pounce on Funaki, but gets rolled up 1-2-shoulder up. Face-first slam by Christian, but he only gets a two count. Christian chokes Funaki on the ropes and knees him down.
Christian grabs Funaki's hair and wrenches his head backwards. Snapmare into a sleeper by Christian. He brings Funaki to the corner, but Funaki shoves him away and hits a Big Boot. Bulldog by Fuanki, and both men go down. Dropkick by Funaki, then a headscissors. He reverses a backbreaker and backdrops Christian. Funaki goes up top and flies with the crossbody, but Christian rolls through 1-2-kickout. Christian lifts Funaki and runs to the corner, but Funaki shoves him into the turnbuckle and hits a Tornado DDT 1-2-shoulder up. Christian floats over a back bodydrop and hits Funaki with the Unprettier 1-2-3!
Lance Storm vs. Hugh Morrus
They lock up, and Storm hits a back elbow. Morrus starts with punches, but Storm slides under his legs and locks in a headlock. Storm leaps on Morrus' back for a crucifix, but Morrus falls backwards, slamming Storm to the mat. Chops by Storm, but Morrus turns the tables and chops him back. Running splash by Morrus. Storm comes back and runs Morrus onto the ropes. Blatant choke by Storm. Jumping calf kick 1-2-shoulder up. Storm kicks Morrus in the face and hits an uppercut 1-2-shoulder up 1-2-kickout. Storm stands on Morrus' knee while applying a headlock.
Morrus fights out and elbows Storm down, then a pair of clotheslines. Back bodydrop by Morrus. Storm hits an elbow, but runs into a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Powerbomb by Morrus 1-2-shoulder up. Jawbreaker by Storm, who tosses Morrus out of the ring. Baseball slide by Storm, who hits the springboard clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Storm rolls Morrus up and tries to grab the ropes, but Morrus still kicks out. Morrus blocks Storm's suplex attempt, but Storm still rolls him up 1-2-kickout. Flapjack by Morrus, who calls for the end.
After far too much posing, he finally goes up top, only for Storm to knock him off the turnbuckle. Storm applies the Half Crab, but Morrus gets to the ropes. Storm pulls him back to the middle of the ring, but Morrus again gets to the ropes. Morrus pulls Storm outside and clubs him down. Storm attacks the knee by laying elbow drop after elbow drop on it. Storm applies a kneewrench, but Morrus reaches down and applies a sleeper. As they both apply holds on each other, the ref reaches the 10 Count, and both men are DQed. After the match, Storm applies the Half Crab on Morrus until an army of refs pulls him off.
Smackdown! Tapings
SmackDown! taping
Tonight's video is of Hogan's ovation from WrestleMania, and how he is now the #1 Contender for Triple H's Undisputed Title. The video plays and the pyros explode, as we go LIVE from Houston. Tonight, Jericho and Angle will team up to take on the unlikely duo of Triple H and Hulk Hogan. But first...
Albert, Billy & Chuck vs. Rikishi, Maven & Al Snow
Chuck and Al start off, with Al throwing punches and kicks, then a shoulder block. Atomic Drop by Snow, then another and an elbow to the head. Tag to Maven, who goes up and comes down with an ax handle smash. Double hiptoss and double elbow drop by Snow and Maven 1-2-shoulder up. Maven kicks Chuck in the chest and armdrags him into the armbar. Tag to Al, who goes up and drops onto Chuck's arm. Al knocks Albert and Billy off the apron, but Chuck hits him with a clothesline. Tag to Albert.
Albert whips Snow into the turnbuckle, then a stalled side underhook suplex. Tag to Billy, but Snow explodes out of the corner and clotheslines him down. Tag to Rikishi, who comes in and starts throwing knockdown punches. Tag to Chuck, who runs into a powerslam. Knockdown punches to Billy and Chuck. Superkick to Chuck and a clothesline to Billy. Rikishi punches Albert off the apron and pulls Rico into the ring. He Backs That Ass Up into both Rico and Chuck at the same time. He sets to StinkFace both of them, but Albert runs in and ax kicks Rikish down 1-2-kickout. Tag to Albert.
Punches in the corner by Albert, then knees to the face. Albert with a scoop slam to Rikishi. He knocks Al Snow and Maven off the apron, but turns into a Samoan Drop. Tag to Maven. Maven takes on both Billy and Chuck, dropkicking Chuck over the top, but turning into a FameAssEr. Rikishi Superkicks Billy down, but Albert takes him to the outside. In the ring, Al hits Chuck with the SnowPlow, but Rico spinning heel kicks him out of the ring. Maven goes up top and hits the stunned Chuck with a flying crossbody 1-2-3!
In the back, Stacy makes her way to Hogan's room, telling him that Vince wants to see him right now. Hogan, being a man, asks to follow Stacy. Fade Out.
In the back, Kidman views a tape of Stasiak's horrendous promo. Helms flies in and they both thank God that they're on SmackDown and not on Raw. Kidman says something is missing, but Helms attempts to cheer him up. Kidman says that no one knows who he is, nor care about his match against Tajiri. Helms tells him that the crowd will pop for anything Texas related.
In the back, Hogan and Stacy enter Vince's room. Vince looks over the red and yellow. Stacy complements Hogan's pythons. Vince asks if Hogan believes in deja vu. He feels like he's experienced this same groundswell of Hogan support before. As he recalls, nothing could stop that momentum. That was just before the berth of Hulkamania, just before he first became WWF Champion.
Now Vince can't help but wonder if it's happening all over again. Is it possible that this Sunday will be the rebirth of Hulkamania? That Hogan will once again lead the WWF into a new era of prosperity? This Sunday, Hogan will go face to face with destiny. What is Hogan gonna do this Sunday at Backlash when reality comes down on him? Fade Out.
Tajiri & Chavo vs. The Hurricane & Billy Kidman
Tajiri comes out, with Torrie still in her geisha outfit, which she noticeably dislikes. Chavo makes his way out, followed by Hurricane and Kidman. Kidman and Chavo start off, with Kidman snapmaring Chavo and then armdragging him down. Back elbow by Kidman, then a leaping headscissors. Tag to Hurricane. He and Kidman bodydrop Chavo. Tag to Tajiri.
Hurricane applies a headlock, then a shoulder block. Chops by Tajiri, then some by Helms. Tajiri with a reverse thrust kick. Tag to Chavo. Chavo hits an uppercut, then another. Spinning backbreaker by Helms. Tag to Kidman who leaps into the ring with a legdrop. Tag to Chavo. Chavo chokes Kidman on the ropes, allowing Tajiri to punch the prone Champion. Tajiri yells at Torrie, while Kidman hits an enziguri. Tag to Helms, who comes in with a flurry of punches. Leaping clothesline, then a back elbow. Back bodydrop by Hurricane, but Kidman knees him in the head and tags in Tajiri.
Helms hits a reverse thrust kick and chokeslams Tajiri 1-2-broken by Chavo! Helms hits Chavo with a neckbreaker. He looks for the Eye on Tajiri, but the Japanese Buzzsaw pushes him out of the ring. Tajiri lifts Kidman on his back and Chavo goes up top, but Helms pushes him off the top. Tajiri looks to catapult Kidman, but Helms leaps from the top and crossbodies him 1-2-shoulder up. Helms and Kidman run the ropes, but Chavo pulls Kidman out of the ring, disorienting Helms. Hurricane looks around and turns into the Kick of Death 1-2-3! After the match, Tajiri hits Kidman with the Kick of Death as well and then yells at Torrie all the way up the ring. Fade Out.
Mark Henry Segment
Mark Henry comes out onthe stage. He is asked what feat of strength he will perform tonight. He points towards a Ford Taurus and claims that he will lift it off the ground. He is here to prove that he is the World's Strongest Man. As Henry gets to the car, he sees it surrounded by wrestlers.
Test claims the car doesn't even have an engine, but Faarooq proves otherwise. Test says he can probably do it himself. He tries and fails, claiming that he just worked out. He has a hundred dollars that says Henry can't lift the car. Many of the wrestlers take the bet. Henry places a towel over his neck and puts his neck under the passenger side roof hangover. He locks his arms around the A and B pillars and lifts, getting the passenger side off the ground and actually rolling backwards. As Henry celebrates, Faarooq wants Test to pay up, but instead Test slams the door into Faarooq, prompting the other wrestlers to pull them apart. Fade Out.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan Interview
Hendrix wails and the red and yellow flashes, as Hulk Hogan makes his way to the ring. There's no doubt, Hulkamania is still running wild. He's heard the word "reality" used a lot lately. Is it reality that he'll beat Triple H this Sunday? That he'll pull off what no one thinks he can do? Well the Hulkster is going to reach down inside and become WWF Champion once again. Like Vince always says: perception is reality.
He never thought he'd be back in the WWF, let alone with 67,000 Hulkamaniacs cheering for him at WrestleMania. This Sunday, he's got a shot at the WWF Title. He used to take the Championship for granted, but now that he's been away for so many years, he realizes what it really means and how precious it is. This may be his one shot to complete his journey. With all that said, this is reality. He believes in his heart that he can do this. All the Hulkamaniacs believe he can do it. And Triple H had better believe it can do it, because at Backlash, he's going to have the 24-inch pythons running wild on him. Whatcha 3.00 gonna do, bro2.00ther, when Hul1.00kamania--
The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah. He tells Hogan to shut his mouth. Reality? The reality is that Hogan is a farce, a joke. No matter what people say, Jericho is not the has-been around here; Hogan is. Hogan doesn't want Hulkamania to end? Hulkamania died around the same time the rubix cube went out of style.
The fact that a has-been like Hogan gets a Title shot, while a Living Legend like Jericho doesn't even have a match is unfair.What has Hogan ever accomplished in the WWF? So he sold a couple t-shirts. So he had his own cartoon. Big freaking deal! Jericho was the first Undisputed Champion in history! He was the Undisputed Champion until Triple H stole it from him at WrestleMania. For that, Jericho despises Triple H.
But he'll still enjoy watching Triple H destroy Hogan, because at least Trips got the belt by defeating the best in the business. Since Hogan's been back, he's had one singles match, and he blew it. Hogan lost at WrestleMania, and yet he gets an Undisputed Title shot? He still has the fans following him and chanting his name? That's garbage. Hogan tells Jericho to shut up. If Jericho has something to say, why doesn't he come down to the ring and say it to his face. Jericho looks around, takes off his shirt, and makes his way down the ramp. Jericho gets in the ring and stares Hogan down. He starts to speak, but Hogan clocks him across the face. Hogan beats Jericho into the corner, when Angle comes down to make it two-on-one. Edge runs down, and he and Hogan clear Angle and Jericho from the ring. Fade Out.
In the back, Vince chews Edge out for even being here, after he was supposed to be injured. First he demands an explanation, but then tells Edge to leave the building. Edge gets right in Vince's face and says he sees fear in the Billion Dollar Daddy's eyes, fear of what Edge will do to Vince's lapdog Angle. Edge leaves the building and Vince requests Triple H's presence.
Test vs. Faarooq
Test takes Faarooq to the corner, punching away. Faarooq hits a back elbow and clotheslines Test down. He goes second rope and punches away on Test, but Test walks forward, dropping Faarooq onto the turnbuckle. Clothelsine by Test, then another. Test smashes Faarooq down, but Faarooq gets his knees up as Test comes down on them. Faarooq with a clothesline, then another, then a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Back elbow by Test. He pins, using the ropes, but Teddy doesn't even bother to count.
Faarooq looks for the spinebuster, but Test punches him down. Test misses the big boot and Faarooq clothesliens him down 1-2-kickout. Test looks for the Pump Handle Slam, but Faarooq floats over and rolls Test up, using the ropes for leverage 1-2-3! As Teddy raises Faarooq's arm, Test gives him the Big Boot.
In the back, Stacy finds Triple H reading WWF Magazine. Trips tells her she can't just stare at him all the time. He takes his shirt off and Stacy gets sidetracked looking at his body. Trips flexes his pecs, almost hypnotizing Stacy. She finally tells him that Vince wants to see him, to which Trips replies "You can't make me come just by telling me to." The reference goes over Stacy's head, so The Game drops the innuendo and tells her that he'll be there when he gets there. Fade Out.
In the back, Triple H enters Vince's office. Vince admires all that Triple H has done to come back from injury. But he wonders if Triple H is cold enough to put out the fires of the greatest comeback in WWF history. If he's not up to it, Triple H can take solace in this fact: if he loses the Title to Hogan, Triple H becomes the exclusive property of SmackDown.
In the back, Sharmell asks for Hardcore Holly's thoughts. First Hardcore thinks about who the hell hired Sharmell. Holly thinks of kicking DDP's teeth down his throat. Page comes up and smiles at Holly. He's smiling at an angry bully who belittles people just trying to do their jobs, and it's starting to piss him off. That's not a bad thing; that's a good thing. Fade Out.
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Hardcore Holly
They exchange elbows to start. Holly ducks a clothesline, only to be caught with another one. Holly drops DDP onto the turnbuckle and stomps away. Holly kicks Page, but DDP starts beating on him in the corner. Big Boot by Holly, then a clothesline. Suplex by Holly. Hardcore goes up top, but Page 'buckles him. Page goes up and Superplexes him down.
They both stagger up, and DDP hits punch after punch, then connects with a roundhouse clothesline. Page looks for the Diamond Cutter, but Holly shoves him into the ropes, giving him the Trademark Dropkick on the rebound 1-2-3! After the match, they start fighting again. Page ducks a clothesline and catches Holly with the Diamond Cutter.
In the back, Kurt Angle warms up with Jericho. Jericho says he's almost glad they got tossed out of the ring earlier. Now they have more of a reason to destroy their opponents tonight. Jericho talks about how Angle will suck the life out of Edge at Backlash, but Angle explodes over the words "Angle" and "suck" in the same sentence. Fade Out.
D-Von Segment
A church organ plays, and out comes "Mr. McMahon's Spiritual Advisor" D-Von Dudley. D-Von, dressed as a minister, makes his way to the ring. Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation, D-Von comes as a humble servent of the man above. Testify! Two weeks ago, a great prophet came to D-Von and said, "D-Von, you must leave the WWF and go find yourself." One week later, he returned, having found not only himself, but also the man above. D-Von found God, redemption, and piece of mind.
First and foremost, he must thank the prophet that showed him the light. That great prophet is a wealthy man, a powerful man, known as Vince McMahon. Vince is the savior of the WWF, he who helped D-Von find his way. As he looks upon the crowd, he sees lost souls who need the light. D-Von is the man who can bring it to them. Fallen is Babylon, the city of demons. The people of Houston need saving. They need a man like Vince McMahon, D-Von's personal benefactor. Testify! They can show the people the light, if they only let them. He and the great prophet are the sheep, and the people are the wolves. They are the wicked; he and McMahon are the strong.
D-Von can show what redemption needs to be done. He can pick you up, turn you around, set your feet on solid ground. He did it for D-Von, and he can do it for you. This sermon is over. D-Von leaves the ring and holds out a donation basket, which garners more dollars than one might think. Fade Out.
Main Event: Triple H & Hulk Hogan vs. Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle
Triple H and Angle start off, with Angle punching away in the corner. Back bodydrop by Trips, then a couple knockdown punches. Trips pulls Angle's singlet down, showing that Angle is still wearing his thong. Angle shoves Hogan, and Hogan gets Triple H to tag him in. Hogan shoves Angle away, and Angle immediately tags in Jericho. Jericho flexes for Hogan and asks for a Test of Strength.
They lock hands, and Hogan forces Jericho to his knees. Angle attacks Hogan form behind, but Hogan clotheslines Jericho and Angle down. Back elbow by Jericho, who goes up top, only for Hogan to toss him off. Clothesline to Angle. Tag to Triple H. Trips stomps away on Jericho, then hits the high knee. Jericho looks for a dropkick, but Trips catches him and catapults him into Angle. Spinebuster to Jericho 1-2-broken by Angle. While Tim White yells at Hogan, Jericho gets in a low blow and tags in Angle.
German suplex 1-2-kickout. Tag to Jericho. Jericho with a clothesline in the corner, and he starts pounding away. Trips explodes out of the corner, but Jericho locks in a sleeper. Triple H falls to his knees from the hold. His arm falls once, but then comes back and back suplexes Jericho down. Tag to Angle. Angle runs at Trips, who ducks, causing Angle to ram into the turnbuckle. Tag to Hogan. Hogan smashes Jericho and Angle into each other and then tosses Jericho over the top. Big Boot to Angle. He goes for the Leg Drop, but Jericho pulls him out of the ring. On the outside, Jericho smashes Hogan into the stairs and gets a chair. Jericho comes in the ring and tosses Tim White out of the ring.
He runs at The Game with the chair, but Trips ducks the shot and DDTs Jericho. He looks for the Pedigree on Angle, but Jericho breaks it up. Angle and Jericho doubleteam on Triple H in the corner. Jericho again gets the chair, but now Hogan takes it away and boots Jericho out of the ring. Hogan runs at Angle, but Kurt ducks and Hogan nails Triple H with the chair! Jericho holds Hogan for a chairshot, when Edge runs in and Spears Angle! They brawl to the outside and through the crowd, leaving Jericho alone with Hogan and Triple H. Big Boot to Jericho, followed with the Leg Drop. Hogan yells at Jericho, while Triple H picks up the chair and clobbers Hogan with it. The Game picks up his belt and holds it over the fallen Hogan.
End Show.
Feed comes on with Kim Neilson hitting a Russian legsweep on Ivory 1-2-shoulder up. Chops by Neilsen. Back elbow by Neilsen, who goes up, only to miss the flying crossbody. Ivory performs her mini X-Factor 1-2-3!
Metal/Jakked
Godfather vs. The Big Valbowski
Godfather comes down looking like a hardass from the streets. The Big Valbowski comes down, looking an awful lot like Val Venis. Valbowski starts with punches and a few running knees. Russian legsweep by Venis. He looks for a vertical splash, but Godfather gets the knees up. More punches by Venis, but Godfather whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Back elbow by Venis, then an elbow drop and a knee drop 1-2-kickout.
Val goes for a suplex, but Godfather blocks and clubs him in the back. Sidewalk slam by Godfather, who starts with the mounted punches. Godfather chokes Venis on the ropes and then elbows him down. Godfather unties a turnbuckle pad and chokes Val with his boot. Val comes back with a knee, but runs right into a clothesline. Godfather picks him up and goes to smash him into the exposed turnbuckle, but Val blocks and hits Godfather with a diving shoulder, then a clothesline.
Falling neckbreaker by Val 1-2-shoulder up. Godfather locks in a sleeper, but Val lifts him and hits an inverted powerbomb 1-2-shoulder up. Val looks to splash Godfather in the corner, but Godfather moves and Val flies into the exposed turnbuckle. Godfather goes out and gets the ring bell. When the referee takes it away, Godfather hits Val with the Pimp Cane 1-2-3!
Jakked: Christian vs. Funaki
Christian shoves Funaki down, prompting Funaki to throw a Christian-esque tantrum. Christian rolls him up 1-2-kickout. Christian rams Funaki into the steel post and then drops him on the ropes, only to shoulder block him off and to the barrier outside. Christian brings him inside and stomps away. Mounted punches by Christian, into a blatant choke. Funaki fights back, but misses a standing dropkick. He goes to pounce on Funaki, but gets rolled up 1-2-shoulder up. Face-first slam by Christian, but he only gets a two count. Christian chokes Funaki on the ropes and knees him down.
Christian grabs Funaki's hair and wrenches his head backwards. Snapmare into a sleeper by Christian. He brings Funaki to the corner, but Funaki shoves him away and hits a Big Boot. Bulldog by Fuanki, and both men go down. Dropkick by Funaki, then a headscissors. He reverses a backbreaker and backdrops Christian. Funaki goes up top and flies with the crossbody, but Christian rolls through 1-2-kickout. Christian lifts Funaki and runs to the corner, but Funaki shoves him into the turnbuckle and hits a Tornado DDT 1-2-shoulder up. Christian floats over a back bodydrop and hits Funaki with the Unprettier 1-2-3!
Lance Storm vs. Hugh Morrus
They lock up, and Storm hits a back elbow. Morrus starts with punches, but Storm slides under his legs and locks in a headlock. Storm leaps on Morrus' back for a crucifix, but Morrus falls backwards, slamming Storm to the mat. Chops by Storm, but Morrus turns the tables and chops him back. Running splash by Morrus. Storm comes back and runs Morrus onto the ropes. Blatant choke by Storm. Jumping calf kick 1-2-shoulder up. Storm kicks Morrus in the face and hits an uppercut 1-2-shoulder up 1-2-kickout. Storm stands on Morrus' knee while applying a headlock.
Morrus fights out and elbows Storm down, then a pair of clotheslines. Back bodydrop by Morrus. Storm hits an elbow, but runs into a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Powerbomb by Morrus 1-2-shoulder up. Jawbreaker by Storm, who tosses Morrus out of the ring. Baseball slide by Storm, who hits the springboard clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Storm rolls Morrus up and tries to grab the ropes, but Morrus still kicks out. Morrus blocks Storm's suplex attempt, but Storm still rolls him up 1-2-kickout. Flapjack by Morrus, who calls for the end.
After far too much posing, he finally goes up top, only for Storm to knock him off the turnbuckle. Storm applies the Half Crab, but Morrus gets to the ropes. Storm pulls him back to the middle of the ring, but Morrus again gets to the ropes. Morrus pulls Storm outside and clubs him down. Storm attacks the knee by laying elbow drop after elbow drop on it. Storm applies a kneewrench, but Morrus reaches down and applies a sleeper. As they both apply holds on each other, the ref reaches the 10 Count, and both men are DQed. After the match, Storm applies the Half Crab on Morrus until an army of refs pulls him off.
Smackdown! Tapings
SmackDown! taping
Tonight's video is of Hogan's ovation from WrestleMania, and how he is now the #1 Contender for Triple H's Undisputed Title. The video plays and the pyros explode, as we go LIVE from Houston. Tonight, Jericho and Angle will team up to take on the unlikely duo of Triple H and Hulk Hogan. But first...
Albert, Billy & Chuck vs. Rikishi, Maven & Al Snow
Chuck and Al start off, with Al throwing punches and kicks, then a shoulder block. Atomic Drop by Snow, then another and an elbow to the head. Tag to Maven, who goes up and comes down with an ax handle smash. Double hiptoss and double elbow drop by Snow and Maven 1-2-shoulder up. Maven kicks Chuck in the chest and armdrags him into the armbar. Tag to Al, who goes up and drops onto Chuck's arm. Al knocks Albert and Billy off the apron, but Chuck hits him with a clothesline. Tag to Albert.
Albert whips Snow into the turnbuckle, then a stalled side underhook suplex. Tag to Billy, but Snow explodes out of the corner and clotheslines him down. Tag to Rikishi, who comes in and starts throwing knockdown punches. Tag to Chuck, who runs into a powerslam. Knockdown punches to Billy and Chuck. Superkick to Chuck and a clothesline to Billy. Rikishi punches Albert off the apron and pulls Rico into the ring. He Backs That Ass Up into both Rico and Chuck at the same time. He sets to StinkFace both of them, but Albert runs in and ax kicks Rikish down 1-2-kickout. Tag to Albert.
Punches in the corner by Albert, then knees to the face. Albert with a scoop slam to Rikishi. He knocks Al Snow and Maven off the apron, but turns into a Samoan Drop. Tag to Maven. Maven takes on both Billy and Chuck, dropkicking Chuck over the top, but turning into a FameAssEr. Rikishi Superkicks Billy down, but Albert takes him to the outside. In the ring, Al hits Chuck with the SnowPlow, but Rico spinning heel kicks him out of the ring. Maven goes up top and hits the stunned Chuck with a flying crossbody 1-2-3!
In the back, Stacy makes her way to Hogan's room, telling him that Vince wants to see him right now. Hogan, being a man, asks to follow Stacy. Fade Out.
In the back, Kidman views a tape of Stasiak's horrendous promo. Helms flies in and they both thank God that they're on SmackDown and not on Raw. Kidman says something is missing, but Helms attempts to cheer him up. Kidman says that no one knows who he is, nor care about his match against Tajiri. Helms tells him that the crowd will pop for anything Texas related.
In the back, Hogan and Stacy enter Vince's room. Vince looks over the red and yellow. Stacy complements Hogan's pythons. Vince asks if Hogan believes in deja vu. He feels like he's experienced this same groundswell of Hogan support before. As he recalls, nothing could stop that momentum. That was just before the berth of Hulkamania, just before he first became WWF Champion.
Now Vince can't help but wonder if it's happening all over again. Is it possible that this Sunday will be the rebirth of Hulkamania? That Hogan will once again lead the WWF into a new era of prosperity? This Sunday, Hogan will go face to face with destiny. What is Hogan gonna do this Sunday at Backlash when reality comes down on him? Fade Out.
Tajiri & Chavo vs. The Hurricane & Billy Kidman
Tajiri comes out, with Torrie still in her geisha outfit, which she noticeably dislikes. Chavo makes his way out, followed by Hurricane and Kidman. Kidman and Chavo start off, with Kidman snapmaring Chavo and then armdragging him down. Back elbow by Kidman, then a leaping headscissors. Tag to Hurricane. He and Kidman bodydrop Chavo. Tag to Tajiri.
Hurricane applies a headlock, then a shoulder block. Chops by Tajiri, then some by Helms. Tajiri with a reverse thrust kick. Tag to Chavo. Chavo hits an uppercut, then another. Spinning backbreaker by Helms. Tag to Kidman who leaps into the ring with a legdrop. Tag to Chavo. Chavo chokes Kidman on the ropes, allowing Tajiri to punch the prone Champion. Tajiri yells at Torrie, while Kidman hits an enziguri. Tag to Helms, who comes in with a flurry of punches. Leaping clothesline, then a back elbow. Back bodydrop by Hurricane, but Kidman knees him in the head and tags in Tajiri.
Helms hits a reverse thrust kick and chokeslams Tajiri 1-2-broken by Chavo! Helms hits Chavo with a neckbreaker. He looks for the Eye on Tajiri, but the Japanese Buzzsaw pushes him out of the ring. Tajiri lifts Kidman on his back and Chavo goes up top, but Helms pushes him off the top. Tajiri looks to catapult Kidman, but Helms leaps from the top and crossbodies him 1-2-shoulder up. Helms and Kidman run the ropes, but Chavo pulls Kidman out of the ring, disorienting Helms. Hurricane looks around and turns into the Kick of Death 1-2-3! After the match, Tajiri hits Kidman with the Kick of Death as well and then yells at Torrie all the way up the ring. Fade Out.
Mark Henry Segment
Mark Henry comes out onthe stage. He is asked what feat of strength he will perform tonight. He points towards a Ford Taurus and claims that he will lift it off the ground. He is here to prove that he is the World's Strongest Man. As Henry gets to the car, he sees it surrounded by wrestlers.
Test claims the car doesn't even have an engine, but Faarooq proves otherwise. Test says he can probably do it himself. He tries and fails, claiming that he just worked out. He has a hundred dollars that says Henry can't lift the car. Many of the wrestlers take the bet. Henry places a towel over his neck and puts his neck under the passenger side roof hangover. He locks his arms around the A and B pillars and lifts, getting the passenger side off the ground and actually rolling backwards. As Henry celebrates, Faarooq wants Test to pay up, but instead Test slams the door into Faarooq, prompting the other wrestlers to pull them apart. Fade Out.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan Interview
Hendrix wails and the red and yellow flashes, as Hulk Hogan makes his way to the ring. There's no doubt, Hulkamania is still running wild. He's heard the word "reality" used a lot lately. Is it reality that he'll beat Triple H this Sunday? That he'll pull off what no one thinks he can do? Well the Hulkster is going to reach down inside and become WWF Champion once again. Like Vince always says: perception is reality.
He never thought he'd be back in the WWF, let alone with 67,000 Hulkamaniacs cheering for him at WrestleMania. This Sunday, he's got a shot at the WWF Title. He used to take the Championship for granted, but now that he's been away for so many years, he realizes what it really means and how precious it is. This may be his one shot to complete his journey. With all that said, this is reality. He believes in his heart that he can do this. All the Hulkamaniacs believe he can do it. And Triple H had better believe it can do it, because at Backlash, he's going to have the 24-inch pythons running wild on him. Whatcha 3.00 gonna do, bro2.00ther, when Hul1.00kamania--
The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah. He tells Hogan to shut his mouth. Reality? The reality is that Hogan is a farce, a joke. No matter what people say, Jericho is not the has-been around here; Hogan is. Hogan doesn't want Hulkamania to end? Hulkamania died around the same time the rubix cube went out of style.
The fact that a has-been like Hogan gets a Title shot, while a Living Legend like Jericho doesn't even have a match is unfair.What has Hogan ever accomplished in the WWF? So he sold a couple t-shirts. So he had his own cartoon. Big freaking deal! Jericho was the first Undisputed Champion in history! He was the Undisputed Champion until Triple H stole it from him at WrestleMania. For that, Jericho despises Triple H.
But he'll still enjoy watching Triple H destroy Hogan, because at least Trips got the belt by defeating the best in the business. Since Hogan's been back, he's had one singles match, and he blew it. Hogan lost at WrestleMania, and yet he gets an Undisputed Title shot? He still has the fans following him and chanting his name? That's garbage. Hogan tells Jericho to shut up. If Jericho has something to say, why doesn't he come down to the ring and say it to his face. Jericho looks around, takes off his shirt, and makes his way down the ramp. Jericho gets in the ring and stares Hogan down. He starts to speak, but Hogan clocks him across the face. Hogan beats Jericho into the corner, when Angle comes down to make it two-on-one. Edge runs down, and he and Hogan clear Angle and Jericho from the ring. Fade Out.
In the back, Vince chews Edge out for even being here, after he was supposed to be injured. First he demands an explanation, but then tells Edge to leave the building. Edge gets right in Vince's face and says he sees fear in the Billion Dollar Daddy's eyes, fear of what Edge will do to Vince's lapdog Angle. Edge leaves the building and Vince requests Triple H's presence.
Test vs. Faarooq
Test takes Faarooq to the corner, punching away. Faarooq hits a back elbow and clotheslines Test down. He goes second rope and punches away on Test, but Test walks forward, dropping Faarooq onto the turnbuckle. Clothelsine by Test, then another. Test smashes Faarooq down, but Faarooq gets his knees up as Test comes down on them. Faarooq with a clothesline, then another, then a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Back elbow by Test. He pins, using the ropes, but Teddy doesn't even bother to count.
Faarooq looks for the spinebuster, but Test punches him down. Test misses the big boot and Faarooq clothesliens him down 1-2-kickout. Test looks for the Pump Handle Slam, but Faarooq floats over and rolls Test up, using the ropes for leverage 1-2-3! As Teddy raises Faarooq's arm, Test gives him the Big Boot.
In the back, Stacy finds Triple H reading WWF Magazine. Trips tells her she can't just stare at him all the time. He takes his shirt off and Stacy gets sidetracked looking at his body. Trips flexes his pecs, almost hypnotizing Stacy. She finally tells him that Vince wants to see him, to which Trips replies "You can't make me come just by telling me to." The reference goes over Stacy's head, so The Game drops the innuendo and tells her that he'll be there when he gets there. Fade Out.
In the back, Triple H enters Vince's office. Vince admires all that Triple H has done to come back from injury. But he wonders if Triple H is cold enough to put out the fires of the greatest comeback in WWF history. If he's not up to it, Triple H can take solace in this fact: if he loses the Title to Hogan, Triple H becomes the exclusive property of SmackDown.
In the back, Sharmell asks for Hardcore Holly's thoughts. First Hardcore thinks about who the hell hired Sharmell. Holly thinks of kicking DDP's teeth down his throat. Page comes up and smiles at Holly. He's smiling at an angry bully who belittles people just trying to do their jobs, and it's starting to piss him off. That's not a bad thing; that's a good thing. Fade Out.
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Hardcore Holly
They exchange elbows to start. Holly ducks a clothesline, only to be caught with another one. Holly drops DDP onto the turnbuckle and stomps away. Holly kicks Page, but DDP starts beating on him in the corner. Big Boot by Holly, then a clothesline. Suplex by Holly. Hardcore goes up top, but Page 'buckles him. Page goes up and Superplexes him down.
They both stagger up, and DDP hits punch after punch, then connects with a roundhouse clothesline. Page looks for the Diamond Cutter, but Holly shoves him into the ropes, giving him the Trademark Dropkick on the rebound 1-2-3! After the match, they start fighting again. Page ducks a clothesline and catches Holly with the Diamond Cutter.
In the back, Kurt Angle warms up with Jericho. Jericho says he's almost glad they got tossed out of the ring earlier. Now they have more of a reason to destroy their opponents tonight. Jericho talks about how Angle will suck the life out of Edge at Backlash, but Angle explodes over the words "Angle" and "suck" in the same sentence. Fade Out.
D-Von Segment
A church organ plays, and out comes "Mr. McMahon's Spiritual Advisor" D-Von Dudley. D-Von, dressed as a minister, makes his way to the ring. Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation, D-Von comes as a humble servent of the man above. Testify! Two weeks ago, a great prophet came to D-Von and said, "D-Von, you must leave the WWF and go find yourself." One week later, he returned, having found not only himself, but also the man above. D-Von found God, redemption, and piece of mind.
First and foremost, he must thank the prophet that showed him the light. That great prophet is a wealthy man, a powerful man, known as Vince McMahon. Vince is the savior of the WWF, he who helped D-Von find his way. As he looks upon the crowd, he sees lost souls who need the light. D-Von is the man who can bring it to them. Fallen is Babylon, the city of demons. The people of Houston need saving. They need a man like Vince McMahon, D-Von's personal benefactor. Testify! They can show the people the light, if they only let them. He and the great prophet are the sheep, and the people are the wolves. They are the wicked; he and McMahon are the strong.
D-Von can show what redemption needs to be done. He can pick you up, turn you around, set your feet on solid ground. He did it for D-Von, and he can do it for you. This sermon is over. D-Von leaves the ring and holds out a donation basket, which garners more dollars than one might think. Fade Out.
Main Event: Triple H & Hulk Hogan vs. Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle
Triple H and Angle start off, with Angle punching away in the corner. Back bodydrop by Trips, then a couple knockdown punches. Trips pulls Angle's singlet down, showing that Angle is still wearing his thong. Angle shoves Hogan, and Hogan gets Triple H to tag him in. Hogan shoves Angle away, and Angle immediately tags in Jericho. Jericho flexes for Hogan and asks for a Test of Strength.
They lock hands, and Hogan forces Jericho to his knees. Angle attacks Hogan form behind, but Hogan clotheslines Jericho and Angle down. Back elbow by Jericho, who goes up top, only for Hogan to toss him off. Clothesline to Angle. Tag to Triple H. Trips stomps away on Jericho, then hits the high knee. Jericho looks for a dropkick, but Trips catches him and catapults him into Angle. Spinebuster to Jericho 1-2-broken by Angle. While Tim White yells at Hogan, Jericho gets in a low blow and tags in Angle.
German suplex 1-2-kickout. Tag to Jericho. Jericho with a clothesline in the corner, and he starts pounding away. Trips explodes out of the corner, but Jericho locks in a sleeper. Triple H falls to his knees from the hold. His arm falls once, but then comes back and back suplexes Jericho down. Tag to Angle. Angle runs at Trips, who ducks, causing Angle to ram into the turnbuckle. Tag to Hogan. Hogan smashes Jericho and Angle into each other and then tosses Jericho over the top. Big Boot to Angle. He goes for the Leg Drop, but Jericho pulls him out of the ring. On the outside, Jericho smashes Hogan into the stairs and gets a chair. Jericho comes in the ring and tosses Tim White out of the ring.
He runs at The Game with the chair, but Trips ducks the shot and DDTs Jericho. He looks for the Pedigree on Angle, but Jericho breaks it up. Angle and Jericho doubleteam on Triple H in the corner. Jericho again gets the chair, but now Hogan takes it away and boots Jericho out of the ring. Hogan runs at Angle, but Kurt ducks and Hogan nails Triple H with the chair! Jericho holds Hogan for a chairshot, when Edge runs in and Spears Angle! They brawl to the outside and through the crowd, leaving Jericho alone with Hogan and Triple H. Big Boot to Jericho, followed with the Leg Drop. Hogan yells at Jericho, while Triple H picks up the chair and clobbers Hogan with it. The Game picks up his belt and holds it over the fallen Hogan.
End Show.
the nature boy
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Dude, Tajari kicked the shit out of both of them. I mean nasty kicks to the head. That guy is fucking awesome. Then at the end he got on the mike and talked some shit on Japanese. He's got mad mic skills.
the nature boy
New member
P.S. Edge is a punk. There is no way he should be in the ring with Kurt Angle. Bullshit.
Mysterio said:
Yeah, he dosen't have what it takes to be on top with the big boys.
You should of saw ECW Tajari promos because they were classic as hell. Very funny indeed.
they should bring in that sinister minister and whipwreck again... that was one of my favorite all time gimmicks
