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I think I saw that horse at the bar last night.



I love all the self-righteous crap in the article about "harming animals". Hell, the horse probably couldn't even tell when they were in.
 
wow

How do you bring that idea up to your buddies?

Guy 1: "man I haven't been laid forever"

Guy 2: "yeah, me either"

Guy 1: "we could fuck that horse... hehe"

Guy 2: *disgusted blank stare*

*18 pack later*

Guy 2: "where's that horse you were talking about?"

/sanity
 
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This is the weird fuck that is featured in the independent film "Zoo." If you read the accompanying article, they mention that one of the guy's filmed another dude having sex with a horse and that man died as a result of internal injuries. That's what the film is about, these people who are into this whole bestiality lifestyle, and how this apparently normal man ended up dead.

They aren't having sex with FEMALE horses, guys, and the men aren't the tops.
 
Wasn't there some famous lady in history that had sex with horses too? She died when the platform that was used to support the horse's weight collapsed on her and killed her.
 
Wasn't there some famous lady in history that had sex with horses too? She died when the platform that was used to support the horse's weight collapsed on her and killed her.
That was an "urban" legend about Catherine the Great.

I found the following on the internet (I'd heard whispers about it too). I'm including this for those who are interested in how/why stuff like this crops up:

Catherine died in bed of illness; there were no equines involved and a Catherine/horse nexus was never attempted.

Catherine the Great of Russia's death while attempting an unusual practice with a horse is one of the most virulent myths in modern history, transmitted by whispers in school playgrounds and lecture halls across the western world. It's unfortunate that one of history's most powerful and interesting women is known to most people as a beastite, but the combination of perverse rudeness and the relative foreignness of its subject makes this a perfect slander.

So if Catherine didn't die while attempting sex with a horse (and just to reiterate, she absolutely, 100% didn't), how did the myth arise? During past centuries the easiest way for people to offend and verbally attack their female enemies was sex. Marie Antoinette, the hated queen of France, was subjected to printed myths so deviant and obscene they would make spam emailers blush and certainly can't be reproduced here. Catherine the Great was always going to attract rumours about her sex life, but her voracious sexual appetite – while modest by modern standards - meant that the rumours had to be even wilder. Historians believe the horse myth originated in France, among the French upper classes, soon after Catherine's death as a way to mar her legend.
 
This is the weird fuck that is featured in the independent film "Zoo." If you read the accompanying article, they mention that one of the guy's filmed another dude having sex with a horse and that man died as a result of internal injuries. That's what the film is about, these people who are into this whole bestiality lifestyle, and how this apparently normal man ended up dead.

They aren't having sex with FEMALE horses, guys, and the men aren't the tops.

Oh christ.
 
King County, Wash., authorities said this isn't the first time Tait has been up on these types of charges. They say Tait videotaped another man, Kenneth Pinyan, having sex with a horse in 2005. Pinyan later died of internal injuries from the incident.

AKA Mr. Hands

He was that boeing engineer who took it up the ass and died. What a small world.
 
I think I saw that horse at the bar last night.



I love all the self-righteous crap in the article about "harming animals". Hell, the horse probably couldn't even tell when they were in.

lol
 
they woulda been better off just fucking each other.... lol@deviants

Seems like an odd way to get off. Apart from the moral issues, there are also some physical obstacles beyond the obvious size issue -- a horse gets off with only a couple of pumps, doesn't seem like enough to make it worth the effort and risk, never mind the taboo.
 
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