How to tame your Japdick

ha1a1 · Nov 4, 2014

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PICK3 · Nov 4, 2014

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PICK3 · Nov 5, 2014

my japdick is so small it actually get larger when I swim in cold water

PICK3 · Nov 5, 2014

my japdick is so small I can sodomize an ant

Cali72 · Nov 5, 2014

My japdick is so small it's a constant erection

ha1a1 · Nov 5, 2014

The Japdick of Oz

wootoom · Nov 5, 2014

I will be timing you out tomorrow

sexyMFer · Nov 5, 2014

Thank you. Expect another Chris alter by noon though

Anabolic-B · Nov 5, 2014

I'm half Scottish and half Louisiana mix breed. Does this mean I have a japdick?

-SD- · Nov 5, 2014

Anabolic-B said:
I'm half Scottish and half Louisiana mix breed. Does this mean I have a japdick?

It means you eat a lot of crawfish while wearing a burlap skirt