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How to shower like a woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
hamperaccordingtolights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husbandalongthe way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note todomore sit-ups
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, longloofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced withnatural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutesuntilred.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots withTilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.Wraphair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leavethemina pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wienerat her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of yourwiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they soundin the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain washanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,pulloff towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
hamperaccordingtolights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husbandalongthe way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note todomore sit-ups
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, longloofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced withnatural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutesuntilred.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots withTilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.Wraphair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leavethemina pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wienerat her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of yourwiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they soundin the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain washanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,pulloff towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.
