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Tiervexx
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Today at School i was eating a ham/Turky and cheese sandwitch on rye bread. It was a very good sandwitch so i said to the Sandwitch "You are a yummy sandwitch. You deserve a name. I shall call you Linda" Linda was very quit and did not respond to the name. But i knew that she liked the name buy the great tast she had. Mabie she did not answer out of nervusness, or mabie it was that she was intimidated by all the mindless prepy bastards that my school is filled with, but for what ever the reason me and my new friend Linda enjoyed a wonderful moment togeather....
And then Linda finnaly found her voice, "Who are you and how did i get here?"
I smiled and answered "I am the one who brought you to this world, gave you the breath of life, and gave you a name"
And then Linda blushed and replied "Thank you! I will never forget what you have done for me, you must truly be a great Man, and hansom too!"
"Thank you, you truly are a worthy creation and are worth the time i spent making you."
And so me and Linda smiled at eachother for what seemed like days and then the bell rang marking the end of lunch. So Linda then asked "What does that bell mean?"
Me being the all knowing god that i am replied "The bell tolles for thee, and i must devour you now."
Suddenly horrified and confused Linda shouted "What!? WHY!?!?!! but you have brought me to this world and given me a life, and a name!" Now in tears Linda continues "you have shown me love and laughter! you can not do this to me"
Then I smiled and said "I gave you the ugly name of Linda because i wanted to eat you, after all would i want to eat a sandwitch with a pretty name?"...And so I ate her alive.
And then Linda finnaly found her voice, "Who are you and how did i get here?"
I smiled and answered "I am the one who brought you to this world, gave you the breath of life, and gave you a name"
And then Linda blushed and replied "Thank you! I will never forget what you have done for me, you must truly be a great Man, and hansom too!"
"Thank you, you truly are a worthy creation and are worth the time i spent making you."
And so me and Linda smiled at eachother for what seemed like days and then the bell rang marking the end of lunch. So Linda then asked "What does that bell mean?"
Me being the all knowing god that i am replied "The bell tolles for thee, and i must devour you now."
Suddenly horrified and confused Linda shouted "What!? WHY!?!?!! but you have brought me to this world and given me a life, and a name!" Now in tears Linda continues "you have shown me love and laughter! you can not do this to me"
Then I smiled and said "I gave you the ugly name of Linda because i wanted to eat you, after all would i want to eat a sandwitch with a pretty name?"...And so I ate her alive.
