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How to be a ninja

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lofl...i'm so doing this today immediately before deadlifts. how freaked are people going to be seeing a ninja pulling weight off the ground. perhaps i will throw down a smoke bomb before my set.

btw that dude looks like silviio the way he's got his cheeks sucked in.
 
supersizeme said:
lofl...i'm so doing this today immediately before deadlifts. how freaked are people going to be seeing a ninja pulling weight off the ground. perhaps i will throw down a smoke bomb before my set.

btw that dude looks like silviio the way he's got his cheeks sucked in.
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where you been bitch?
 
this is too cool:D
 
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninja's are Sweet!!

Zen
 
supersizeme said:
lofl...i'm so doing this today immediately before deadlifts. how freaked are people going to be seeing a ninja pulling weight off the ground. perhaps i will throw down a smoke bomb before my set.

btw that dude looks like silviio the way he's got his cheeks sucked in.
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Bwaaaaa LOL
 
The Nature Boy said:


where you been bitch?
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my company laid me off a little under two weeks ago. i have net access from my apartment, but i'm just in a non-posting phase right now because i'm pulling my hair out trying to figure out what to do about finding another job. hope all is well with you, nature bitch.

*ho-bitch man-slapping everyone on this thread*
 
Funny thing, I still have my Ninja outfit from my Ninpo training. I have the whole deal, right down to the crazy shoes. Lookout! I may be dropping down from a tree near you! Poof!! I actually have met a couple "real" Ninjas. If any westerner qualifies for that title it is definately Stephen K. Hayes. Crazy ass mutha!
 
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
 
I like this Scene, called 'The Ultimate Battle'.

Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
 
nevertoobig said:
I like this Scene, called 'The Ultimate Battle'.

Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
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sounds like your average manga/anime :D
 
Did anyone else notice the theme song for that website was "Big Pimpin" with an asian twist? That cracks my shit up!
 
lol, best thread ever.

real ultimate power was great too.

"i was eating at a diner one time and some kid dropped a fork and the ninja cut his head off!"
 
If someone could host that pic somewhere I might be able to see it.

the thing is firewalled here :(
 
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