HOw tall are you?

[GoldenDelicious]

I got you beat!!! 4'11. I will be surprised if anyone has me beat on this board.

I will be ready for all the short jokes,cause I am sure there coming. LOL

omg! im sorry i called your thighs chunky in that other thread

...anything that freakin short has to look a little wide

please forgive me

(fatty)

anyway im 5'9, all you gargantuan mofos like brothabill with 2 bolts sticking out of your neck are all going to die young. ever see tall people in geriatric wards? nope. make sure you all have pretty daughters.

thankyou

 

[BrothaBill]

omg! im sorry i called your thighs chunky in that other thread

...anything that freakin short has to look a little wide

please forgive me

(fatty)

anyway im 5'9, all you gargantuan mofos like brothabill with 2 bolts sticking out of your neck are all going to die young. ever see tall people in geriatric wards? nope. make sure you all have pretty daughters.

thankyou

lol, my sisters are taller than you

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol, my sisters are taller than you

as long as their adams apples dont bonk me on the nose when they talk, i dont care

i didnt know you had sisters! DID YOU KNOW...that bringing female relatives into australia counts as bringing your own woman?

(...only if theyre pretty. its bad enough that theyre gargantuan frankenbitches, but if they have pretty faces, then...its alright )

 

[Saintinistic]

6'2"

 

[BrothaBill]

as long as their adams apples dont bonk me on the nose when they talk, i dont care

i didnt know you had sisters! DID YOU KNOW...that bringing female relatives into australia counts as bringing your own woman?

(...only if theyre pretty. its bad enough that theyre gargantuan frankenbitches, but if they have pretty faces, then...its alright )

5 10 and 5 11 is not gargantuan. Ive met girls taller than me, anything less that 6foot is fine.

Australia migration laws are very easy if you have an Aussie fiance or wife, there's no stopping the topping. Im coming your way mate!!

 

[witzy2323]

6'2"

 

[Hiatussin]

5 10 and 5 11 is not gargantuan. Ive met girls taller than me, anything less that 6foot is fine.

Australia migration laws are very easy if you have an Aussie fiance or wife, there's no stopping the topping. Im coming your way mate!!

girls should be as tall as possible so long as they´re shorter than me. Which makes the ideal 6"3

 

[BrothaBill]

girls should be as tall as possible so long as they´re shorter than me. Which makes the ideal 6"3

I dont care much about height of a female given that its much more important her work ethic, background, BRAINS and outlook on life. In the whole scheme of things, height is not that big of a deal. Im lucky b/c Bubbles is tall but, it would matter if she wasnt.

I was looking for a funny tall chic picture but I found this personal ad:

Tall Girl Seeks Short Guy.


Do not send a photo.
Do not send me any erotic stories.
Do not tell me you are cute, sexy, good in bed, or otherwise state your powers.

I am not submisive, do not want to be spanked, kiss my ass.

I am tall. I hate tall men. They have egos and whine.

Short me are better looking, but I will not abide begging.

I do not like tatoo work. Metal, or otherwise altered skin. No, I am not kidding.

If you are married shoot yourself prior to emailing me, I don't care.
Don't send me your cell number.
Don't send me a link to your web site.
Don't ask me to go to some other chat site.
Don't tell me about your business, your income, or your car. I don't care.

Be as direct as I am. Write a lot. This took time.
Again, NO PHOTOS.
NO MARRIED!

If you are short, bonus points for ugly (giggle) and not afriad to say so, then I might be interested.
If you are tall, or think I am kidding, I don't care.
If you have tickets to a sports event, burn them, because I don't care.

If you drink, smoke, or do any form of drugs. See help, and I am not it.

If you have had an STD or have been exposed to an STD in the last 100 years, then I have no interest in knowing about you, do not write!

If you have been sexually active in the last 25 years I want you to email me the email addresses of all your partners so I can confirm you are a nut case prior to our meeting. Otherwise do not mention what you did with the two girls last summer. I don't care.

I like short men. By this I do not mean men who are closer to 6foot than to 5 foot, or men who are short sitting down, or who have to consider the size of what should be kept in their pants.

Hair, you will shave, you are not bald, you do not color it, you are not a rock star wanna be.

Rock star, you are not one. You are not in a band, if you think bands are cool that's nice for you, I DON'T CARE!

Phone sex, no. I don't, you won't, we shall not. EVER!

Blow Jobs, go find someone else, I don't care if you are frustrated. The color of your balls is highly uninteresting to me. And no, I do not need a licking, and any suggestions related to your ability to do so will bore me.

Can you listen and not talk for more than an hour?

Bonus points if you do not own a TV, a radio, or own a single CD or DVD. (The one in your computer is okay.)

You do not play online games. EVER.

You do not Quad, Mud truck, or drive on the beach.

I read and write in English. If you have an illness and must use another language see a doctor, don't email me.


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around LO

 

[BUBBLES]

I dont care much about height of a female given that its much more important her work ethic, background, BRAINS and outlook on life. In the whole scheme of things, height is not that big of a deal. Im lucky b/c Bubbles is tall but, it would matter if she wasnt.

I was looking for a funny tall chic picture but I found this personal ad:

Tall Girl Seeks Short Guy.


Do not send a photo.
Do not send me any erotic stories.
Do not tell me you are cute, sexy, good in bed, or otherwise state your powers.

I am not submisive, do not want to be spanked, kiss my ass.

I am tall. I hate tall men. They have egos and whine.

Short me are better looking, but I will not abide begging.

I do not like tatoo work. Metal, or otherwise altered skin. No, I am not kidding.

If you are married shoot yourself prior to emailing me, I don't care.
Don't send me your cell number.
Don't send me a link to your web site.
Don't ask me to go to some other chat site.
Don't tell me about your business, your income, or your car. I don't care.

Be as direct as I am. Write a lot. This took time.
Again, NO PHOTOS.
NO MARRIED!

If you are short, bonus points for ugly (giggle) and not afriad to say so, then I might be interested.
If you are tall, or think I am kidding, I don't care.
If you have tickets to a sports event, burn them, because I don't care.

If you drink, smoke, or do any form of drugs. See help, and I am not it.

If you have had an STD or have been exposed to an STD in the last 100 years, then I have no interest in knowing about you, do not write!

If you have been sexually active in the last 25 years I want you to email me the email addresses of all your partners so I can confirm you are a nut case prior to our meeting. Otherwise do not mention what you did with the two girls last summer. I don't care.

I like short men. By this I do not mean men who are closer to 6foot than to 5 foot, or men who are short sitting down, or who have to consider the size of what should be kept in their pants.

Hair, you will shave, you are not bald, you do not color it, you are not a rock star wanna be.

Rock star, you are not one. You are not in a band, if you think bands are cool that's nice for you, I DON'T CARE!

Phone sex, no. I don't, you won't, we shall not. EVER!

Blow Jobs, go find someone else, I don't care if you are frustrated. The color of your balls is highly uninteresting to me. And no, I do not need a licking, and any suggestions related to your ability to do so will bore me.

Can you listen and not talk for more than an hour?

Bonus points if you do not own a TV, a radio, or own a single CD or DVD. (The one in your computer is okay.)

You do not play online games. EVER.

You do not Quad, Mud truck, or drive on the beach.

I read and write in English. If you have an illness and must use another language see a doctor, don't email me.


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around LO

did you seriously find this on the net or make it up lol

 

[redshirt27se]

i have a pic of my penis for real , you sedn me tit pics and ill send you my penis pic . no bullshittin

wtf hotzie, dont you know cawk pics are worth poontang pics?