How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[bran987]

Bran......seriously, you're giving him some bad advice, nugga.

Repeat after me: Wax On Wax Off.......

that is all.


DIV

ahh you're right, I don't know what I was thinking.
let me make up for it.
putting a note in her stocking at christmas along with a snicker's bar or some other piece of chocolate she likes would be better.

 

[gonelifting]

What if I just bought a women home one day? Introduce each other and say "hon, can we be alone for a little while?" I`m sure she`ll know what that phrase means. How can I tell her to sleep at her mother`s house though. She may come back like 3-4 hours later...

This is a little harder than I thought it would be.

 

[spongebob]

What if I just bought a women home one day? Introduce each other and say "hon, can we be alone for a little while?" I`m sure she`ll know what that phrase means. How can I tell her to sleep at her mother`s house though. She may come back like 3-4 hours later...

This is a little harder than I thought it would be.

oh hell no, never pick the women out. let your wife pick the women out.

you better stay away from this idea. you have not had sufficient training yet.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ask her for something of a sexual nature that you know she won't be into.
Then give her the puppy eyes like you gotta have this to be complete.
Hint that maybe you can get this thing from a stranger that is a pro and move on.
Ask for it for Christmas

 

[Forge]

marriage sucks

The flip side is... divorce sucks too. GL, keep that in mind when you go to ask her because just simply asking her puts you at risk to find out what divorce is like. Is it worth that?

 

[gonelifting]

oh hell no, never pick the women out. let your wife pick the women out.

you better stay away from this idea. you have not had sufficient training yet.

No way, I want to pick her out myself. If my wife picks her out, what am I gonna tell her? I gotta give her a list of things I like in another woman for a one night stand? That won`t work.

I wanna fuck who I wanna fuck! That`s it.

The couch is`nt that uncomfortable. lol

 

[WODIN]

You have to have the right framing for the proposal. This is the real key to your getting a woman on the side. You have to start banging your wife right and left. I mean every chance you get to bang her do it. Especially if she is all stinky and stuff and doesn't want to do it. Nail her. Just wear here box out.

Once she says stop. I can't take this anymore.

Then you ask for the fuck buddy.

See your position is all setup to get her to agree!

QED.

 

[bran987]

while you're having sex with her one night, accidentally call her by another woman's name; for instance, jennifer.
after she calms down, explain to her that since you were already pretending she was jennifer, it's basically like you've had sex with her anyway.
this should grease the wheels for further discussion nicely.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Bro you are making it a lot harder than it needs to be..

Just make it very clear that you love your wife.. you have no desire to be emotionally committed to anyone else.. you just want a little more variety in your sex life..

Feel her out.. see if she has any interest in a little variety.. if she is open to the idea.. you could be in for some really fun times.

I had it easy my girlfriend is bi. so she saw it as an easy road to get to be with other woman and of course that rare guy she is attracted to..

I just love watching her fuck.. LOL.

Damnit I love being a freak.

 

[gonelifting]

The flip side is... divorce sucks too. GL, keep that in mind when you go to ask her because just simply asking her puts you at risk to find out what divorce is like. Is it worth that?

What if it`s great sex with this other woman? It`s only one night, but it might be that good. I`m planning on using Viagra too. I don`t even need Viagra, that`s how badass I am.

That`s how bad...ass I AM.