How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[Robert Jan]

marriage sucks

 

[spongebob]

Does`nt use drugs or parties. Just an occassional glass of wine. That gives me an idea, maybe I should buy her a nice bottle of wine and get her a little tipsy for the evening before I ask. hmmm The only problem with that is I have to make sure she keeps her word if she agrees while drunk. How can I do that? Write up a contract or something? lol This IS getting ridiculous. Maybe videotape it with her agreeing.

Also, maybe I should ask her on a night where she declines sex from me and is either too tired or not in the mood... That may push her into saying "alright go ahead, because that would take some burden off me". hmmm I have to play this right. There`s a lot riding on this.

lol, dont be pushy. thats right the only time you should bring it up is when she is tipsy, but dont expect her to own up to it solber. at least not for awhile. be very careful, it takes time.

 

[DIVISION]

Nah we have sex as much as possible. It IS harder with a 2 year old around to constantly watch but I have no real complaints other than being tired. We have to take advantage of the opportunities as they`re presented to us, that`s our biggest challenge with sex for us. It`s not the lack of desire but lack of time/quality time and privacy.

One more thing, should this other woman be a total stranger or someone we both know, so my wife can be more secure with it?

It should be with someone your wife knows and trusts, that way she knows you won't catch any funky diseases, nugga.

I just hope you know what the fuck you are risking by considering this.

Alot could go wrong if she doesn't take this well.

DIV

 

[chewyxrage]

you've got to be kidding

 

[DIVISION]

marriage sucks

HOW the FUCK would YOU know?

You can barely get your dick hard for your girlfriend .......and that's just child's play....

DIV

 

[bran987]

ask at Thanksgiving when your and her parents' come to visit from out of town and you're in the kitchen together slicing the turkey. she won't want to disappoint you around the holidays, or look like she isn't an accomodating wife with your parents around.

 

[hamstershaver]

ask at Thanksgiving when your and her parents' come to visit from out of town and you're in the kitchen together slicing the turkey. she won't want to disappoint you around the holidays, or look like she isn't an accomodating wife with your parents around.

yes always a good idea to ask that when she has a large carving knife in her hand

 

[gonelifting]

About 2 years ago I smiled at this one chick and she does`nt let a week go by without reminding me of it. That`s why I don`t even look at other women anymore. I slept on the couch for a month after that, that`s what`s worrying me about asking her. She really might flip out. She just starts throwing stuff when she gets mad. She`s gotten a LOT stronger since the big weight gain.









Sorry I could`nt help it. This ^^^^^^post is a lie. Just wanted to add humor to the thread. lol

 

[spongebob]

It should be with someone your wife knows and trusts, that way she knows you won't catch any funky diseases, nugga.

I just hope you know what the fuck you are risking by considering this.

Alot could go wrong if she doesn't take this well.

DIV

im not sure about that. alot of factors to consider. women become very competitive and jealous. so you could destroy the friendship. and gonelifting will have to see this friend afterwards and most likely will desire it again.

but the disease part is correct.

 

[DIVISION]

ask at Thanksgiving when your and her parents' come to visit from out of town and you're in the kitchen together slicing the turkey. she won't want to disappoint you around the holidays, or look like she isn't an accomodating wife with your parents around.

Bran......seriously, you're giving him some bad advice, nugga.

Repeat after me: Wax On Wax Off.......

that is all.


DIV