How old was your kid when she

[heavy_duty]

How old was your kid when she learned to properly, effectively and efficiently wipe her own bottom after a pooh-pooh?

 

[PICK3]

fastest lockage in EF history

 

[heatherrae]

34

 

[heavy_duty]

I'm the ass wiper in my house man I just want to know when I get to retire.

 

[SpyWizard]

2...

 

[foreigngirl]

2...

add another number to that plz.

After poo? 4 yo.

 

[covergrl80]

At 4 mine got the hang of it

 

[Smurfy]

How old was your kid when she learned to properly, effectively and efficiently wipe her own bottom after a pooh-pooh?

seriously? he was 6 years old I think, maybe 7.

 

[NJjuice22]

she's known since around 4 i would say. but up until last year (when she was 5) she would still be like "daddy, im finished" ....and i would be like "ok" ....then she would say "wipe my butt" and i would "no, you know how to wipe your own butt " .....so lazy these kids these days. now that she is 6 she is way to cool to let daddy anywhere near the bathroom when she is in it....she slams the door on me.

 

[Cutiebaby]

About 5 or 6. Of course he was wiping earlier than that, but not good enough so I had to go in and check to make sure he got it all..Still to this day I wonder if he gets it all, he is a boy and always on the go...
My girl is 3 and she attempts to wipe herself, yet again I have to "monitor" to make sure she gets the mess.
I love flushables,btw...

 

[vixensghost]

My lil girl was 6. Front to back concept was a challenge.

Flushable baby wipes are still our friends too.

 

[Saintinistic]

mine is 2.5 now and just starting to get the hang of using it by herself, but I always follow through. to early to let her be in charge.

 

[heavy_duty]

thanks
most of the time it's a clean movement LOL but once or twice a week I'm glad I went to check.

just last week I had to replace the entire toilet due the kids flushing regular wipes and flushing the kitty litter

 

[stilleto]

habitualho's mother is still waiting.

i think my kids were around 4 or 5.

 

[Cutiebaby]

thanks
most of the time it's a clean movement LOL but once or twice a week I'm glad I went to check.

just last week I had to replace the entire toilet due the kids flushing regular wipes and flushing the kitty litter

My 8 year old uses the whole roll..He flushes 2 times, guess he likes to make sure he gets it all!

 

[reno240]

I have a kid on the way - Are you people telling me that I am going to have to wipe my kids ass until he/she is 6!?!?!? What the hell!?!?!?

 

[vixensghost]

I have a kid on the way - Are you people telling me that I am going to have to wipe my kids ass until he/she is 6!?!?!? What the hell!?!?!?

Unless you like shitty assed kids...

 

[heavy_duty]

I was also the head diaper changer so wiping is a relief

I have a kid on the way - Are you people telling me that I am going to have to wipe my kids ass until he/she is 6!?!?!? What the hell!?!?!?

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't have kids but sometimes I shit on myself

 

[jestro]

See, this is the kind of stuff they never tell you about having kids. They should have this talk during sex ed, it'd get a lot more teenagers to use rubbers.

 

[foreigngirl]

My lil girl was 6. Front to back concept was a challenge.

Flushable baby wipes are still our friends too.

oh, yes, the flushable wipes are a must. I dont trust my 5 yo with regular toilet paper.....lol.....imagine how her hands might look like after she is done

I have a kid on the way - Are you people telling me that I am going to have to wipe my kids ass until he/she is 6!?!?!? What the hell!?!?!?

lol

 

[reno240]

Unless you like shitty assed kids...

Well - I don't want that - but I have a really big problem with how nonchalant parents are with their children's crap. I guess I will become this way too, but I find it hard to believe at this point. When you think about having kids you think - giggling, sleeping on your chest, first words, first steps, playing ball, and all that stuff. NOT WIPING THEIR ASS UNTIL THEIR 6!!

 

[jestro]

I'm thinking it was around 4. Girls figure out the bathroom quicker than boys though.
That's ok, cause we are better at basketball.

 

[vixensghost]

oh, yes, the flushable wipes are a must. I dont trust my 5 yo with regular toilet paper.....lol.....imagine how her hands might look like after she is done



lol

I got a 34 year old(hubby) who STILL uses too much TP, Foreigngirl. I ain;t gonna wipe his ass though.

I love butt wipes. Everybody outta use 'em.

 

[reno240]

I got a 34 year old(hubby) who STILL uses too much TP, Foreigngirl. I ain;t gonna wipe his ass though.

I love butt wipes. Everybody outta use 'em.

Butt wipes are the shit.

 

[vixensghost]

Butt wipes are the shit.

LOL.Yep!

 

[musclemom]

Well - I don't want that - but I have a really big problem with how nonchalant parents are with their children's crap. I guess I will become this way too, but I find it hard to believe at this point. When you think about having kids you think - giggling, sleeping on your chest, first words, first steps, playing ball, and all that stuff. NOT WIPING THEIR ASS UNTIL THEIR 6!!

Ass wiping, tooth brushing, snot wiping, vomit cleaning ...

And then they hit their mid teens and I guarantee you some day that dear, loving child who's ass you wiped, head you held while it puked, or teeth you brushed WILL tell you any one of the following in a pique of hormonal rage: "Shut Up!" or "Leave Me Alone!" or "Fuck You!" or the granddaddy of all feel good things "Why Don't You Fucking Hurry Up And Die and Get Out of My Life!"

They'll apologize someday, but you'll never forget what it sounded like

 

[reno240]

Ass wiping, tooth brushing, snot wiping, vomit cleaning ...

And then they hit their mid teens and I guarantee you some day that dear, loving child who's ass you wiped, head you held while it puked, or teeth you brushed WILL tell you any one of the following in a pique of hormonal rage: "Shut Up!" or "Leave Me Alone!" or "Fuck You!" or the granddaddy of all feel good things "Why Don't You Fucking Hurry Up And Die and Get Out of My Life!"
They'll apologize someday, but you'll never forget what it sounded like

That's a tough one. I told my wife that as a punishment for our children, I was going to make them dig ditches when the screw up. I figure with outbursts like that - I'll have an in-ground pool 10 feet deep by the time their 17. She doesn't agree with my parenting style.

 

[musclemom]

That's a tough one. I told my wife that as a punishment for our children, I was going to make them dig ditches when the screw up. I figure with outbursts like that - I'll have an in-ground pool 10 feet deep by the time their 17. She doesn't agree with my parenting style.

Chores are highly effective parenting tools.

My 1/2 brother ended up painting the house and garage, two coats, one summer when he did some particularly stupid crap his junior year in HS.

 

[vixensghost]

Ass wiping, tooth brushing, snot wiping, vomit cleaning ...

And then they hit their mid teens and I guarantee you some day that dear, loving child who's ass you wiped, head you held while it puked, or teeth you brushed WILL tell you any one of the following in a pique of hormonal rage: "Shut Up!" or "Leave Me Alone!" or "Fuck You!" or the granddaddy of all feel good things "Why Don't You Fucking Hurry Up And Die and Get Out of My Life!"

They'll apologize someday, but you'll never forget what it sounded like

You forgot one on the list: "What nursing home do you want to go to? "

I love Musclemom

 

[reno240]

Chores are highly effective parenting tools.

My 1/2 brother ended up painting the house and garage, two coats, one summer when he did some particularly stupid crap his junior year in HS.

Sweet - that's a good idea - I won't have to stain this fucking deck again. I know my kid is going to be a trouble maker. Maybe my wife's genes can save him/her - but my side will pop up sooner or later.

 

[musclemom]

You forgot one on the list: "What nursing home do you want to go to? "

I love Musclemom

Ah fuck that, husband and I are making sure we live as far away from our kids as possible and getting long term care insurance! If I leave my dottage up to my kids I'm gonna suffer for a LONG time before I croak it.

 

[biteme]

I never knew a child's shit could stink that bad. I thought that smell was reserved for old people.

 

[musclemom]

Sweet - that's a good idea - I won't have to stain this fucking deck again. I know my kid is going to be a trouble maker. Maybe my wife's genes can save him/her - but my side will pop up sooner or later.

Oh hell yeah!

A kid that DOESN'T push the limits is abnormal. They just need to know there ARE limits though, and that there will always BE limits, and there's NOTHING wrong with setting those limits and holding your ground from the time they're old enough to say "NO!" right back at you.

Doesn't have to be property chores, either. We moved into an apartment when my son was 13 so I was getting LOTS of cleaning done!

 

[vixensghost]

Ah fuck that, husband and I are making sure we live as far away from our kids as possible and getting long term care insurance! If I leave my dottage up to my kids I'm gonna suffer for a LONG time before I croak it.

Damn straight sista.