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How old is Celine Dion?
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Kroliczek
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She is 36. She looks MUCH older though.
She has had a difficult few years with her husband sick (and almost dying). They are very close , from what I read, and also she seems like the type of person who most likely internalizes her sorrows.
All of that emotional turmoil takes a toll on the good looks.
She has had a difficult few years with her husband sick (and almost dying). They are very close , from what I read, and also she seems like the type of person who most likely internalizes her sorrows.
All of that emotional turmoil takes a toll on the good looks.
ringperm
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She's in denial.
Everytime I'm unfortunate enough to stumble upon one of her videos on some lame music channel, she's acting like she's one hot teen jailbait/sexbomb, and not the over the top has been that she really is. She's always wiggling about using herr eyes/look and smiling like's she's under the illusion that she's really hot and exiting.
I admit, she's not bad looking, but she is no Britney, Christina or J-Lo. These peole can pull this shit off, she can't. She has to start acting her age, and realise she's not desirable to the average viewer, who is mostly kids/teenagers. This is not sexy, it's vulgar.
I remember a few years back, I was standing in line at the local grocery store. At the register there was a dispaly of stickers available for sale of the ususal teen idols, like Britney, Christina, Pink etc and of Celine Dion. I remember thinking to myself, what the hell is she thinking? Who's gonna be next, Zsa Zsa Gabor?
Yeah I know I'm ranting, but I just had to get this off my chest. I don't like this woman (at least her public image) or her music.
Everytime I'm unfortunate enough to stumble upon one of her videos on some lame music channel, she's acting like she's one hot teen jailbait/sexbomb, and not the over the top has been that she really is. She's always wiggling about using herr eyes/look and smiling like's she's under the illusion that she's really hot and exiting.
I admit, she's not bad looking, but she is no Britney, Christina or J-Lo. These peole can pull this shit off, she can't. She has to start acting her age, and realise she's not desirable to the average viewer, who is mostly kids/teenagers. This is not sexy, it's vulgar.
I remember a few years back, I was standing in line at the local grocery store. At the register there was a dispaly of stickers available for sale of the ususal teen idols, like Britney, Christina, Pink etc and of Celine Dion. I remember thinking to myself, what the hell is she thinking? Who's gonna be next, Zsa Zsa Gabor?
Yeah I know I'm ranting, but I just had to get this off my chest. I don't like this woman (at least her public image) or her music.
ringperm said:Pull up a chair, while I lay down on the couch, and I'll tell you everything.
It all startet when I was 2 and......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
So, basically I've deduced that you've got Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from systematic abuse at the hand of Celine Dion's horrid music. I'm going to prescribe you some Thorazine, it's a mild anti-psychotic and should keep you from killing yourself or other people.
Hope this helps.
DIV
ringperm
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Thanx doc. You've been a great help. I'd hit with you some karma, but I've already done that earlier today. But I'll recommend you to all of my friends, who is also suffering from the effects of Celine Dion and her fiendish music.
Does Thorazine also help against ailments induced by the terror that is Mariah Carey?
Does Thorazine also help against ailments induced by the terror that is Mariah Carey?
ringperm said:
ehhhh......
That's a tough one, sir. For a case of PTSD induced by Mariah Carey's high-pitched shrieks you'd have to go on a regimen of Thorazine and XanaX, with an adjunct of Hydroxyzine to keep you calm when you have a reoccurance. It's a tough world, son. Who is responsible for subjecting you to the pain of Celine Dion and Mariah Carey?
Hope this helps.
DIV
ChefWide said:
PaulMcCartneyitis is rather mild and can be treated w/ Paxil and a nice sedative like XanaX.
Unfortunately, PhilCollinsitis has been known to drive people insane. There is no known cure for it, other than a groovy kind of love and one more night of seperate lives.
Hope this shit helps.
DIV
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