How Old Do You Think Mike79 Is?

[distanced]

THIS IS A TOUGH ONE, SO TAKE YOUR TIME.

I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE MORE FINGERS AND TOES THAN HE HAS YEARS UNDER HIS BELT.

MORE IMPORTANTLY....DOES HIS MOM STILL PICK OUT HIS CLOTHES AND WASH IT FOR HIM???

DOES HE STILL PISS THE BED???

I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A LITTLE MESSED UP FROM THAT DAY HE POSTED ABOUT JERKING OFF TO 'MY LITTLE PONY'

 

[HULKSTER]

Excuse me, bitch, but my profile says 25. Maybe if you learned how to use your computer as well as you learned how to masturbate, maybe you would have known that by now.

 

[distanced]

ok, we have one vote for 25, but somehow I don't think that's right.

anyone else take a stab?

 

[HULKSTER]

Dude, I don't think anyone would listen to a self-confessed homo masterbation specialist such as yourself.

 

[distanced]

and I'm sure everyone loves to hear you remind them that the sky is blue and fish live in water Capt. Obvious