how old are you ,how tall are you, and how much do you wiegh

[Buddy_Christ]

It begs the question. What have I done?

whatever you've done, you're an asshole for starting without me. i thought i specifically asked you to wait before you started the killing spree

btw - i've got all those assault rifles we wanted on order. more fun to use the hammers, of course, but i think we'll enjoy watching people running away screaming before we break out the hammers

besides cursing you for starting without me, that's one of the better pics of you i've seen, and not because it covers up your schrapnel either . that pic really shows how thick you are. how about a back spread man? i can see those lats hiding back there. you're gonna put me to shame with a pic of your back spread, but i'm willing to be shamed to see it

 

[WalkingBeast]

whatever you've done, you're an asshole for starting without me. i thought i specifically asked you to wait before you started the killing spree

btw - i've got all those assault rifles we wanted on order. more fun to use the hammers, of course, but i think we'll enjoy watching people running away screaming before we break out the hammers

besides cursing you for starting without me, that's one of the better pics of you i've seen, and not because it covers up your schrapnel either . that pic really shows how thick you are. how about a back spread man? i can see those lats hiding back there. you're gonna put me to shame with a pic of your back spread, but i'm willing to be shamed to see it

Those pics were taken before the "beast" tattoo and a good deal of the facial mutilation.I was even smaller, if you can even believe thats possible!! I usually like to strike with the rubber mallet Im shown holding first, kind of a surprise, then I use the back end of that steel hammer to gauge out the eyes and sometimes like to stuff small animals in an orifice of choice. Ripping out the spine is almost as satisfying as taking a 10lb shit. But after a while its just something to do on a friday night. Esophagous Pot Pie is usually my only reward after the work is done. I do like to put on a little puppet show with them sometimes though, my hand up thier rectum moving them about violently. Sometimes even convulsing and vomitting on myself. Fun times. Dont forget to ship me that rifle. I can think of some fun things to do with that. Here are some back spreads:

 

[Apöllo]

So I glazed over this whole thread and I had no idea how many fat people are here on EF. I thought this was Elite FITNESS, not Elite OBESITY.

 

[boscoe wilson]

How can you tell if anyone is fat judging by the weight? Just curious...I would think you wouldn't know unless they posted up the bf.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Those pics were taken before the "beast" tattoo and a good deal of the facial mutilation.I was even smaller, if you can even believe thats possible!! I usually like to strike with the rubber mallet Im shown holding first, kind of a surprise, then I use the back end of that steel hammer to gauge out the eyes and sometimes like to stuff small animals in an orifice of choice. Ripping out the spine is almost as satisfying as taking a 10lb shit. But after a while its just something to do on a friday night. Esophagous Pot Pie is usually my only reward after the work is done. I do like to put on a little puppet show with them sometimes though, my hand up thier rectum moving them about violently. Sometimes even convulsing and vomitting on myself. Fun times. Dont forget to ship me that rifle. I can think of some fun things to do with that. Here are some back spreads:
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you're bigger than i thought.

ok, so when spring break rolls around, i'm gonna take a trip down to visit you. where do you think we should start? Daytona Beach maybe? Actually, i think we need to be there for bike week. we could mutilate some fat bikers. think of the fun we could have there. lots of them are carrying around 50lbs of fat just in their guts! damn man, i can't wait! we're gonna have a hell of a lot of fun.

i'm bringing my own hammers, unless you've got some better ones. been sharpening the claw end of one. it's nice and shiny. forged steel too. completely solid. i just have to get a nice grip to put on it and it'll be real comfortable. it's going to carry quite an impact when i make contact with a skull.

i'll have to try your esophagus pot pie and you'll have to try my intestine stew. sometimes i clean them out first, other times i just enjoy the extra flavor. and the puppet show sounds like a hell of a lot of fun. think we can put one on for the neighborhood kiddies? they'd enjoy that tremendously.

but above all, i'm giong to make your killing and mutilation sprees fun again. when it turns into something you do on a friday night just to pass the time, well, you gotta liven it back up again.

 

[BO-DEN]

It begs the question. What have I done?

i think iv met my new favorit ef member


BO-DEN

 

[dj1000]

27
5'11"
205lbs

 

[WalkingBeast]

you're bigger than i thought.

ok, so when spring break rolls around, i'm gonna take a trip down to visit you. where do you think we should start? Daytona Beach maybe? Actually, i think we need to be there for bike week. we could mutilate some fat bikers. think of the fun we could have there. lots of them are carrying around 50lbs of fat just in their guts! damn man, i can't wait! we're gonna have a hell of a lot of fun.

i'm bringing my own hammers, unless you've got some better ones. been sharpening the claw end of one. it's nice and shiny. forged steel too. completely solid. i just have to get a nice grip to put on it and it'll be real comfortable. it's going to carry quite an impact when i make contact with a skull.

i'll have to try your esophagus pot pie and you'll have to try my intestine stew. sometimes i clean them out first, other times i just enjoy the extra flavor. and the puppet show sounds like a hell of a lot of fun. think we can put one on for the neighborhood kiddies? they'd enjoy that tremendously.

but above all, i'm giong to make your killing and mutilation sprees fun again. when it turns into something you do on a friday night just to pass the time, well, you gotta liven it back up again.

ThanX brother!! I feel Im getting smaller by the hour!! We can make Potbelly Pot Pie out of that shit!! I got my double bladed axe too. Its pretty good for decapitations and disemboweling. I got this new idea for deadlifts too. No weights. Just attach some mother fuckers limbs to the bar, strap him/her to the floor and rip those fuckin limbs clean off. Thank God for fridays!!

 

[Kali]

23
5'8"
124

 

[lamamacita]

23 (as of today)
5' 9" (almost)
139 lbs.