how not to get laid

[HappyScrappy]

I'm pretty much an expert on this sort of thing. I was gonna write a book on it, but then I saw this http://www.thespark.com/features/sex/sex.html (incidentally CRudder is a bit of a friend of mine - very funny guy).
so I guess someone beat me to it.

but today I can add a new chapter - and the secret is "fish oil caps"
Arnold says in the BB Encyclopedia that 6 1 gram caps of it a day and then... well, I forget the rest, but it was good.
They go down easy, but then once down, a hellish burning sensation starts in your stomach and works its way up your throat and eminates in a stench that smells like... well... fish oil.

women are running in away in droves. excccceellent.

 

[the nature boy]

I look like your avatar. That's why girls run away from me. or it's the wooden leg. Or the afro with a chinstrap. Or it's the axe that's stuck in my head. Could be any of those.

 

[J-DAM]

I look like your avatar. That's why girls run away from me. or it's the wooden leg. Or the afro with a chinstrap. Or it's the axe that's stuck in my head. Could be any of those.

Does your wooden leg have a kickstand? If it doesn't, I highly recommend one.

 

[supersizeme]

lol
[evil voice]everything is going according to plan[/evil voice]

HS you kinda had to know getting your essential fats in wasn't going to be that easy so it shouldn't shock you too much. ok so it's scaring the women off...but what about the fish? *raising my eyebrows repeatedly*

 

[the nature boy]

Does your wooden leg have a kickstand? If it doesn't, I highly recommend one.

I forgot to mention that!!!

 

[Code]

Hahaha.
Funny!

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

On the plus side, you will probably attract lesbians.

 

[HighIntensity]

did you hear....smalls is up to 200 pounds....damn


GOT VAR

 

[saint808]

Rule #1 of not getting laid... be saint808.

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah i'm a real hottie kev

thanks for editing babe

this is gwenyth paltrow playing me in "shallow hal"