How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

[Shrebly]

I manged to get 13 in my mouth. Can ya top that?


And before anyone gets a potty mouth - I am talking about the chocolate covered malt balls.

 

[bwood]

proud to say that i cant/wont
fit any balls in my mouth...

 

[Shrebly]

proud to say that i cant/wont
fit any balls in my mouth...

You can try ... we won't tell anyone

 

[bwood]

truthfully, probably about 25-30...

i am a pig...

 

[yellowdog]

funny as hell.
Truthfully I think I haven't even had one in say 10 years.
YD

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I manged to get 13 in my mouth. Can ya top that?


And before anyone gets a potty mouth - I am talking about the chocolate covered malt balls.

those arent very healthy for ya, lotsa empty carbs.

 

[casavant]

I don't know, but I've always loved those things. When I was younger, I would buy one of those cardboard milk cartons of them and eat them until I was almost sick.

 

[crimson coal]

8 Bags.........................Minus the whoppers insode em.

 

[Puc]

how bout yer box?

 

[Shrebly]

Re: Re: How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

those arent very healthy for ya, lotsa empty carbs.

Much like money - you can't take your body with you when you die so why the fuck worry about empty carbs, body fat percentages and how many cans of tuna you can consume without wanting to kill someone.


Besides, it's Halloween candy and since the holiday has already passed - that means there's no calories or carbs in them. If you don't undertstand that rule - ask any chick and she'll explain. Sort of like donut holes are void of calories...

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Re: Re: Re: How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

Much like money - you can't take your body with you when you die so why the fuck worry about empty carbs, body fat percentages and how many cans of tuna you can consume without wanting to kill someone.


Besides, it's Halloween candy and since the holiday has already passed - that means there's no calories or carbs in them. If you don't undertstand that rule - ask any chick and she'll explain. Sort of like donut holes are void of calories...

I find that to be offending although I am not a woman. It is insulting to women, and very much so a generalization.

 

[Shrebly]

how bout yer box?

How about you tell me about ritalin_antichrist

 

[AAP]

I never liked those things. They always tasted like stale chocolate.

 

[Shrebly]

I never liked those things. They always tasted like stale chocolate.

That's the malt inside it. BUt the chocolate onthe outside does have a slightly "waxy" flavor.

 

[AAP]

That's the malt inside it. BUt the chocolate onthe outside does have a slightly "waxy" flavor.

Yeah, I guess that is why I couldn't stomach it.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

I find that to be offending although I am not a woman. It is insulting to women, and very much so a generalization.

Dude, you are joking right?

IT IS A JOKE! LOOSEN THE FUCK UP.


And for the record malt balls are GROSS....


On that note, anybody's tongue all fuckin' swole from rifling through your kids' halloween stash... you know, eating anything that looks "suspicious"?

BWAHahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa


Ahhhhhhhhhh gotta LUV Halloween!