How many people...

[Night Fly]

have seen a baby being born....in real life that is???

Well, I saw one today for the first time ever. I'll have to say...it was the MOST amazing thing I have ever seen...
When the baby was half way out the doctor that was delivering even let the mother reach down and finish the delivery herself. It was so beautiful!!!

I have the utmost respect for women who have gone through childbirth...it is something that I don't ever know if I could do or not.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I once stomped on a pregnant woman's gut, and a fetus shot out of her box, does that count?

 

[gotmilk]

I have.

Funny thing, I had my E.M.T license and rode around part time in college. Never had one call for a pregnancy.

Then last Summer, I was mowing the lawn when some lady pulled into the yard in her car. She was on her way to the hospital when she had to pull over. She just plopped the baby out right there.

 

[rudedawg]

2 humans..... my boys (first by Caeserean...not a pretty site)
All kinds of dogs, 1 calf.....and can't think of anything else.

 

[rudedawg]

I once stomped on a pregnant woman's gut, and a fetus shot out of her box, does that count?

LMAO that's fucked up....... funny as shit but stilll fucked up

 

[Night Fly]

I once stomped on a pregnant woman's gut, and a fetus shot out of her box, does that count?

Yes, Goatslayer...that counts!

I have seen many animals, too....but they didnt' compare to what I saw today. I was in total awe.

DOT....you didn't pass out did you?

 

[Kakdiesel]

what up night fly! long time girl!...so what up? i just got done with class for the day..so whats poppin in TN??

sorry i havent kept in touch, just been mad busy with school and stuff..hows your man up in chi town? how did it all work out?

nice calves by the way LOL

 

[the nature boy]

I don't ever want to see that. I wouldn't be able to go down on a female and work my magic again if I saw a baby coming out of a womans "area". ewwwwwwwww.

 

[casavant]

Some of you might think this a bit strange, but I saw my mom give birth to two of my little brothers. I was three the first time and five the second time. My parents have always been on the liberal side, and my mother thought it would be a very educational experience for us. It was no big deal to me at the time. Now, of course, I wouldn't feel comfortable, but I'm 21, not five.

Lots of people grow up where stuff like child birth isn't even talked about. Not my family- if my older sisters or I ever had a question about sex, child birth, whatever, we were never afraid to ask. I think we're the better for it.

 

[smallmovesal]

i can't wait to have kids... but the whole pain of childbirth idea frightens me...

that said, i'm sure it's an amazing experience in person.

i saw a childbirth on video in a biology class in grade twelve and it was amazing...

 

[HumorMe]

have seen a baby being born....in real life that is???

I watched my two daughters being born. The first by C-Section(she was breech) and the second one naturally. The C-Section was like watching somebody gut a deer. They just sliced her open and took out my daughter and then crammed everything back in and stapled her up! The second one was too awesome. You just can't explain it to anybody unless they have seen it.

 

[Scott Tenorman]

After seeing it on The Learning Channel I don't want to see it in real life.

 

[Wombat]

I once dropped a spike that had to weighed close to 10 pounds before---talk about amazing feat

 

[Night Fly]

I don't ever want to see that. I wouldn't be able to go down on a female and work my magic again if I saw a baby coming out of a womans "area". ewwwwwwwww.

Well, if you are ever a husband one day and your wife ends up getting pregnant...I'll bet you will want to watch. You will probably cry, too. The husband that was there with his wife, did. It's very emotional...

PLUS...if you are worried about the hole not going back down to regular size...well...God made them to!

And, there is also such a thing called Chinese Shrink Cream! LOL

 

[rudedawg]

Re: Re: How many people...

I watched my two daughters being born. The first by C-Section(she was breech) and the second one naturally. The C-Section was like watching somebody gut a deer. They just sliced her open and took out my daughter and then crammed everything back in and stapled her up! The second one was too awesome. You just can't explain it to anybody unless they have seen it.

My first son was C-Section and I was up by wifes head and they had a divider so that she couldn't see anything and I heard him cry and looked up and just his head was sticking out....... the look on my face must have scared the shit out of my wife cuz she was asking 80,000 questions. It reminded me of Total Recall with that dude sticking out of that guys stomach.

And it is awesome to see your children born.

 

[Crazier]

Yes, I saw my daughter born C-section... and it is amazing!!!

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[studly1]

I saw my exs baby being born on tape. It was gross but at least they killed the jackel when they were done...

 

[Lao Tzu]

Some of you might think this a bit strange, but I saw my mom give birth to two of my little brothers. I was three the first time and five the second time. My parents have always been on the liberal side, and my mother thought it would be a very educational experience for us. It was no big deal to me at the time. Now, of course, I wouldn't feel comfortable, but I'm 21, not five.

Lots of people grow up where stuff like child birth isn't even talked about. Not my family- if my older sisters or I ever had a question about sex, child birth, whatever, we were never afraid to ask. I think we're the better for it.

you're parents are cool. i bet they were just looking for a plausible excuse to show you your mom's vagina.

on another note, honesty is good. most people are full of shit and can't be honest about controversial stuff unless it's a 'don't do it' conversation. sex, drugs, crime, victimization, most people either ignore it or have stereotyped responses to it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I had the unique opportunity to see birth from a first hand perspective.
it was about 24 years ago.
it was dark and warm, then it got REAL BRIGHT and fucking cold.

it has sucked ever since and I spend every waking hour trying to get any part of me back in one of them.

 

[the nature boy]

And, there is also such a thing called Chinese Shrink Cream! LOL

I think I'll need a chinese shrink to take care of me after I go mental seeing my wife's privates part like the Red Sea.

Call me old school. I'll sit in the waiting room pacing back and forth with a box of cigars like they used to a long time ago before it became chic to have a ring side seat watching an eight pundd baby slide it's way out a womans junk. I'll do my part to raise a child, but I'm not going to see that. I'll faint.

 

[Night Fly]

I'll faint.

HAHAHAHAHA....that is classic. Can't handle that kind of stuff, huh?

 

[the nature boy]

HAHAHAHAHA....that is classic. Can't handle that kind of stuff, huh?

I've seen all kinds of gross crap in my life. I saw someone get hit by a bus one time. I saw my friends mom naked once. Real bad stuff.

If I had a choice I wouldn't have seen those things, but I did. So if I had a choice I would not see my (future) wife give birth. I can say that now becuase I'm not married, and being in love and that stuff can make people do very wierd things. Like watching babies come out.

 

[rudedawg]

Originally posted by The Nature Boy

I'll faint.


Wait until you see that big ass epidural needle going in to the spine. Doctor said are you alright and my wife didn't say anything..... I said "you ok?" Doc says " I was asking you. You look a little pale."

The apesiotomy? is such a pleasant thing to watch also.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

Damn I'm sure If I ever get married or get someone preg I'll be around to watch, but I guess one thing is kinda funny that my Military adventure for the next 4 years might keep me away from that....If it's someone I'm married to then I would like to see it but if it's just someone I might happen to get preg I might refrain

 

[Night Fly]

Wait until you see that big ass epidural needle going in to the spine. Doctor said are you alright and my wife didn't say anything..... I said "you ok?" Doc says " I was asking you. You look a little pale."

The apesiotomy? is such a pleasant thing to watch also.

OH yeah....that's when most of the husbands faint...when they see that 6 inch long epi needle going into their wife's back! LOL...it's quite humorour, actually.

OH, the episiotomy... Isn't it just a pleasant thought knowing that you ripped your perineum all to hell and now have stiches??? And the women usually get up and move around just later that day....it's quite amazing.

 

[The Shadow]

*yawn*

Still waiting on the pic...

How R ya??

 

[Citruscide]

Nope, I don't think I really want to witness the "miracle" of childbirth...

C

 

[HumorMe]

OH yeah....that's when most of the husbands faint...when they see that 6 inch long epi needle going into their wife's back! LOL...it's quite humorour, actually.

OH, the episiotomy... Isn't it just a pleasant thought knowing that you ripped your perineum all to hell and now have stiches??? And the women usually get up and move around just later that day....it's quite amazing.

I used to have these shots every other month for back pain. Damn needles looked like nails!

The episiotmy must hurt like hell afterwards. I couldn't imagine being a woman and being cut from hole to hole although my wife had that done. Just imagine taking a dump....must hurt like shit(no pun intended)! I told the doctor after he gave her the episiotomy to make sure and put a "Husband stitch" in it to tighten it up! Would have liked it better if he had put 2 or 3 more stitches down there!

 

[Night Fly]

*yawn*

Still waiting on the pic...

How R ya??

I'm not putting you to sleep am I???

Check your mail in a minute...

I'm great...tired as hell right now...how about you?


"A husband switch" LMAO...that is SO funny. Did you read my post about Chinese Shrink Cream??? I've heard that stuff really works. A friend of mine had a boyfriend who was a bit large and she had to use it all the time! LOL...

 

[HumorMe]

\Did you read my post about Chinese Shrink Cream??? I've heard that stuff really works. A friend of mine had a boyfriend who was a bit large and she had to use it all the time! LOL...

I hope Chinese Shrink Cream is something not intended for use by guys! That's definitely not something you would find in my medicine cabinet!

 

[Night Fly]

I hope Chinese Shrink Cream is something not intended for use by guys! That's definitely not something you would find in my medicine cabinet!

LOL....no, Chinese Shrink Cream is for a girl. It's for holes that get stretched out just a LITTLE too much and need help returning to normal size...hence the term...Shrink!

 

[manny78]

never, only in movies but i guess it must be stressful......

 

[HumorMe]

LOL....no, Chinese Shrink Cream is for a girl. It's for holes that get stretched out just a LITTLE too much and need help returning to normal size...hence the term...Shrink!

Whew.....I'm glad that was clarified for me. I can't remember seeing any around the house so obviously my wife doesn't need any......although.....our pets could probably use it though. I have miniature daschund that is humping the hell out of our calico cat. We always leave the TV on when we go off and I think, while we are away, he turns the channel to the Cartoon Network and watches the Cat-Dog cartoon and figures he can sire one these animals.

 

[Dillon35]

Hey Night Fly, just wanted to tell you,
DAMN your a beautiful woman!!!

And you know since your a nurse you are going straight to heaven, at least thats what my grandfather used to tell me.

 

[decem]

When the baby was half way out the doctor that was delivering even let the mother reach down and finish the delivery herself. It was so beautiful!!!

god.. that would have absolutely SUCKED if she dropped it..

 

[Night Fly]

Re: Re: How many people...

god.. that would have absolutely SUCKED if she dropped it..

LOL...oh, you are just SO funny! hehe....

 

[Night Fly]

Well, I must be lucky or something because when I went to clinicals today....I got to see not only another birth, but a C-section.

It's funny watching the doctor stick his hand up in the woman's stomach and move it around...then POP...out comes the baby....then the placenta....and then...they take the whole damn uterus out and clean it out! It's unreal. Then they cram everything back in and sew her up! What an experience!!!

 

[Taps]

My friend had a kid a while back. They took pictures...the more graphic ones freaked the hell out of me. The kid was pretty cute though, once he had all the guck cleaned off him.

 

[thebigugly]

4 of 5

I have been lucky to be home for all of my except for one. I was in the phillipines on deplyment during that one 4 outta five births to be home and in the Corps, not too bad huh?

 

[vixenbabe]

Brianna will be 5 on Nov. 20th....It seems like yesterday....

I , of course, was sh*t faced the day they took her C-Section. GIMME DRUGS..GIMME DRUGS! I felt nada and had no worries after 'dem drugs took hold...WOW!

The first thing I recall was her scream. I looked at my man's face and he was crying and saying "She's perfect". I was happy he had not passed out! He faints at the sight of his own blood. I think I was more worried about him to be honest.

They cleaned her up, and gave her to her daddy. He brought her to me and laid her in my arms. I cried tears of joy that she was healthy and had all the correct digits and important parts. She smelled so good and was as soft as satin. She started to wail and she grabbed ahold of my finger for dear life! I knew we had made the perfect choice on her name,which means: THE STRONG!

There is nothing more perfect in this world than a child being born.

 

[Night Fly]

There is nothing more perfect in this world than a child being born.

You are SO true, Vix....

The sad thing is...you could tell this child was an unwanted baby. The mother didn't even want to hold her after she got out of surgery...it was awful.

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

I saw one in nursing school and it was an 18 year old girl having her 2nd or 3rd kid. Like many times from pushing so hard-the woman poops herself.
I wouldn't do OB nursing for DOUBLE what I make. Taking care of hystercectomy patients and having a husband in the room while you have to look at a bloody vagina or "inspect the pad" is an uncomfortable feeling for a guy. Especially when the husband is there. No thanks

 

[68GT350]

i can't wait to have kids... but the whole pain of childbirth idea frightens me...

that said, i'm sure it's an amazing experience in person.

i saw a childbirth on video in a biology class in grade twelve and it was amazing...

No it wasn't...it was disgusting!!!

 

[KAYNE]

MY STOMACH IS VERY HARD TO TURN. HOWEVER, TWO THINGS THAT DO TURN IT ARE:

1. CHILDBIRTH
2. REGERGITATION (VOMIT)

A FRIEND OF MINE WORKS AT A FUNERAL HOME AND SOMETIMES I WORK WITH HIM. I HAVE PICKED UP BODIES OUT OF RIVERS, TRAINWRECKS, GUNSHOTS, AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE MELTED TO THE FLOOR FROM BEING DEAD SO LONG IN HOT WEATHER. NO PROBLEMO. BUT VOMIT AND CHILDBIRTH MAKE ME SICK!!! I DO NOT THINK I WILL BE PRESENT WHEN MY KIDS ARE BORN. I WILL BE OUTSIDE THE ROOM.

KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

I saw one in nursing school and it was an 18 year old girl having her 2nd or 3rd kid. Like many times from pushing so hard-the woman poops herself.
I wouldn't do OB nursing for DOUBLE what I make. Taking care of hystercectomy patients and having a husband in the room while you have to look at a bloody vagina or "inspect the pad" is an uncomfortable feeling for a guy. Especially when the husband is there. No thanks

A FUCKING MEN!!!

KAYNE

 

[Bigsatan13]

I was there for the birth of my daughter. The hospital staff was the best, they seemed as excited as we were. Watching the baby being born was pretty cool, but the best part came when the nurse put my daughter in my arms. She opened her eyes and looked right into mine. I never fell in love that fast in my life.

Not once have I thought of that experience while dining downstairs, so I don't believe all these guys saying they would have to worry about it. We didn't take any pictures during the birth but I probably have some video of the conception. I'll have to check the archives!