tee said:
I had D.A.R.E. training in school. I just say "NO" to drugs! lol
Oh shit! Remember those plays that used to go from school to school way back in like grade 5 in which the actors would portray school kids being offered drugs and being asked to get in vans with strangers and what not. They went something like:
Billy: "Mr. Schlong asked me to see him after school yesterday."
Suzie: "Did you do something wrong Billy?"
Billy: "I don't know but he made me feel awfully bad."
Suzie: "What did he do?"
Billy: "He made me touch him...down there."
Suzie: "You should tell someone right away..."
Billy: "Yeah. What's that Suzie?"
Suzie: "I dunno. I found it down by the ravine."
Billy: "Why, I think that's a needle. You should put it down and we should go tell a grown up right away."
Suzie: "good idea Billy."
Aaaannnnnddd....scene.
NOTE: Child molestation is not funny in ny shape or form but those plays sure as fuck were.