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would let ME nail your wife?
I am thinking of a new outcall business. For a fee, I will sleep with your woman for whatever reason you can fathom. Birthday or anniversary? I would be the perfect gift. She need a good hard fuck to break a 3 month extended PMS attitude? I'm the man to call.
Just a few rules.
No you can't join in. (fag)
No you can't watch. (pervert)
Jumping out a cake and ravishing her on the dining room table has a slightly higher fee.
No wives under 18. (this rules out the state of Alabama)
There is no Mormom discount. One price for all the wives? Not.
No kissing. (though there is a Romance Package available. Submit your credit card number and credit report for an accurate estimate and list of activities.)
No, I won't do her hair afterwards.
The designated "it" room where the deed goes down must be clean and well kept. No distractions within. (i.e. children, pets, bad window treatments.)
I don't fuck under track lighting either. Not responsible for dents in the walls.
any takers?
I am thinking of a new outcall business. For a fee, I will sleep with your woman for whatever reason you can fathom. Birthday or anniversary? I would be the perfect gift. She need a good hard fuck to break a 3 month extended PMS attitude? I'm the man to call.
Just a few rules.
No you can't join in. (fag)
No you can't watch. (pervert)
Jumping out a cake and ravishing her on the dining room table has a slightly higher fee.
No wives under 18. (this rules out the state of Alabama)
There is no Mormom discount. One price for all the wives? Not.
No kissing. (though there is a Romance Package available. Submit your credit card number and credit report for an accurate estimate and list of activities.)
No, I won't do her hair afterwards.
The designated "it" room where the deed goes down must be clean and well kept. No distractions within. (i.e. children, pets, bad window treatments.)
I don't fuck under track lighting either. Not responsible for dents in the walls.
any takers?
