How long should you be with someone

[VicTusDeuS]

before you can fart in front of them?

 

[Roadblock]

If she can´t take a fart then she´s not worthy you.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Some girls might be extremely turned off by it...Or what about picking your nose in front of them?

As far as my girl is concerned, I never take shits...When I go to the bathroom, its to take a leak...All the time..even if she asks..(which she doesnt cause thats weird...but if she did, I would say it was a leak)

 

[Roadblock]

I guess pickin´ your nose is alright as long as you don´t flick the buggers in her direction.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

 

[the nature boy]

I think once the whole "love" term is used you can get away with it.

with my ex I used to fart and fan it towards her face. Or one nasty trick I'd do is put my hand down my pants after I had worked out and get my hand covered in ball sweat (AKA nut butter). Then while we were sitting on the couch I'd put my arm around her and slowly move my hand close to her face. man she used to get pissed off about that. and I broke up with her!

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

As far as I'm concerned, you're never with someone long enough to intentionally fart in front of them. Farting is disrespectful to your sig's nose and sense of decency.

Course, nose picking is fine by me as long as the boogers are disposed of sanitarily. Farting and burping are my pet peeves.

 

[Citruscide]

As far as I'm concerned, you're never with someone long enough to intentionally fart in front of them. Farting is disrespectful to your sig's nose and sense of decency.

Course, nose picking is fine by me as long as the boogers are disposed of sanitarily. Farting and burping are my pet peeves.

Oh great, another bible thumper

C

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

Oh great, another bible thumper

C

LOL

Actually, bro, I'm atheist.

 

[b fold the truth]

Can I be a Bible Thumper?

I can't help it if I have gas...lol

B True

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think that a better question is how long before it isn't embarrassing to crap your pants while with them?
I say 5 hours.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Belching, farting, sweating, taking a crap:

ALL NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS.

HELLO PEOPLE - STOP BEING SO FUCKING UPTIGHT.

As for the nose-picking thing. Ummmm that is why Kleenex was invented. But hey, if ya ain't got one handy - a sleeve will do!

 

[dawookie]

peeing, burping, nose picking, sweating, is all okay after a little aclimation..

as far as Im concerned, women dont take dumps and I dont want any part of it, leave me out of it.. farts while they're sleeping is fine, and when they slip out unexpected that is funny..