How germ-phobic are you?

[Seashell]

Will you touch the door handle after you've washed your hands, leaving a public washroom? Or do you get a hand towel to cover the handle with?

Do you hold the escalator rail or will you not touch it? The Gas pump?

I'm pretty squeamish, the less I think about it, the better. But when leaving a public building I'll find myself debating whether to touch the part you're supposed to touch, thinking it may get washed from time to time, or try to push a spot on the door that no one may have touched already.. this gets awkward sometimes lol.

And I can't stand having to use someone else's keyboard.. ugg! Must wash hands.

 

[a10j10]

I try to wash my hands w/ soap as often as possible...
bathrooms are the worst, no need for explanation.

Not crazy phobic, but I try to be careful as often as possible.

 

[hamstershaver]

i almost always use a paper towel on the public bathroom door handle
the gas pump ive never thought about before
i wash my hands quite often throughout the day

 

[Dunk]

i have a germ phobia but wont think twice to eat the ass of a hot clean girl.

go figure.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i dont mind touching the door knob but i will not flush a public toilet..i either use my foot or some paper towels..i also will not sit on a bare public toilet with out lining it first

 

[from zero]

Seashell = certifiably nuts.

 

[CENTURION44]

i almost always use a paper towel on the public bathroom door handle
the gas pump ive never thought about before
i wash my hands quite often throughout the day

 

[perkele]

I lick public toilet seats. I'm a risk taker.

 

[HumorMe]

I will flush public toilets with my foot(commode) or elbow (urinal).

I usually pull out enough paper towels before I wash my hands and then use the towels to dry my hands and then turn off the water and pull open the door with them before I throw it away.

So the answer is no, I'm not a germ freak.

 

[theoak01]

I dont really think about it,but I do wash my hands quite a bit just because getting sick sucks

 

[jackangel]

everyone on this thread = phobic/neurotic/obsessed.

not touching gas pumps, doors, keyboards = what's up, howard hughes

 

[musclemuscle]

I have eaten mashed patatoes after they fell on the floor

 

[Miss24k]

I usually pull out enough paper towels before I wash my hands and then use the towels to dry my hands and then turn off the water and pull open the door with them before I throw it away.

I do this also.

I use my foot to flush the toilet. I do not hold the rail on the escalator, I try not to touch anything I don't have to in public places, but of course this gets difficult some times, so I carry hand sanitizer with me at all times.

 

[Subzeero]

not germophobic at all.



I guess maybe a little.

 

[tinytank]

my job is suck a dirty job, where i end up coverd in dirt.im a carpinter/ joiner.. i remeber this one time i was working in a students house and i was moveing a kitchen unit, and it slipped out my hands due to the emount of grease ! it was like 5ml thinck. and my feet were sticking to the floor, it was pritty horible.

so...... NO

 

[Subzeero]

I lick public toilet seats. I'm a risk taker.

dejavu.

 

[TheProject]

Will you touch the door handle after you've washed your hands, leaving a public washroom? Or do you get a hand towel to cover the handle with?

Do you hold the escalator rail or will you not touch it? The Gas pump?

I'm pretty squeamish, the less I think about it, the better. But when leaving a public building I'll find myself debating whether to touch the part you're supposed to touch, thinking it may get washed from time to time, or try to push a spot on the door that no one may have touched already.. this gets awkward sometimes lol.

And I can't stand having to use someone else's keyboard.. ugg! Must wash hands.

Yup - still OCD over here.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you know, after youve worked in a hospital and had blood all over your hands, seen real paracites like the cute little worms that were (visibly) eating their way up a womans legs via her nerves...which happened to lay thier eggs in faeces and of course, the woman was covered in feces...you tend to understand that the bugs that you get from door handles really arent worth thinking about beyone simple aseptic principles (ie if your hands are dirty, the do not touch your face, your eyes, wounds, food, or food utensils)

now. before i start looking around for jack nicholson and a big pile of soap bars, lets move on, and talk about spider lint

 

[SoreArms]

I eat germs for breakfast

 

[bluepeter]

wacko

 

[SoreArms]

my job is suck a dirty job, where i end up coverd in a students unit, and it slipped out my hands

dude, WTF!

 

[gotmilk]

I use a bottle a week of Orange scented Fantastic just wiping stuff down at my office.

Thank god I'm the owner of my company and have very few people in and out of my building.

Forget about public toilets. I flush with my boots....I dread door handles, and I fucking hate public libraries.

 

[Seashell]

I use a bottle a week of Orange scented Fantastic just wiping stuff down at my office.

Thank god I'm the owner of my company and have very few people in and out of my building.

Forget about public toilets. I flush with my boots....I dread door handles, and I fucking hate public libraries.

LOL, I have cleaner in my desk. Now that you mention libraries, I don't like touching books that aren't brand new either. Library books.. ugg..how many people have touched these pages? I'll do it, but it bugs me.

 

[The_Ghost]

some of you people are cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

 

[from zero]

LOL, I have cleaner in my desk. Now that you mention libraries, I don't like touching books that aren't brand new either. Library books.. ugg..how many people have touched these pages? I'll do it, but it bugs me.

How many people touch the weights at the gym?

Got you freaking out now, don't I?

 

[jackangel]

Library books.. ugg..how many people have touched these pages? I'll do it, but it bugs me.

you are one certifiable broad.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

LOL, I have cleaner in my desk. Now that you mention libraries, I don't like touching books that aren't brand new either. Library books.. ugg..how many people have touched these pages? I'll do it, but it bugs me.

rooooooooooooooooofllllll

 

[Vicious cycle]

Will you touch the door handle after you've washed your hands, leaving a public washroom? Or do you get a hand towel to cover the handle with?

LOL, That's me!

 

[Seashell]

How many people touch the weights at the gym?

Got you freaking out now, don't I?

I wear gloves.

Ha!

The gym is no big deal, I shower right afterwards anyway. I just don't like when you're out somewhere, there's nowhere to wash hands, and you have to touch unclean things.

 

[The_Ghost]

I wear gloves.

Ha!

The gym is no big deal, I shower right afterwards anyway. I just don't like when you're out somewhere, there's nowhere to wash hands, and you have to touch unclean things.

why don't you just wear a pair of white gloves ala Mikey!!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

I can tolerate more environmental filth than I should, but if I shake hands with someone who has clammy or sweaty or grimy hands, I wanna run and wash my hands as quickly as possible. I guess I'm bothered more by people than by things.

 

[perkele]

I eat germs for breakfast

I eat germans in the basement.

 

[jackangel]

everything is dirty. the entire world is unclean.

in the last 2 hours, your fingers (and through your fingers, the rest of your body...face, etc...) have touched some pretty nasty things that you're not even aware of. i'm sure they've already rested on places where some dude wipe his snot. or put his hand after scratching his sweat ass or balls.

YOU ARE COVERED IN INVISIBLE BOOGERS AND MAN CRACK SWEAT.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

some of you people are cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

I would have to agree and for once it is not you

 

[saint808]

 

[gotmilk]

YOU ARE COVERED IN INVISIBLE BOOGERS AND MAN CRACK SWEAT.

That's why I take showers constantly, especially during the hot summer. Then again, I have no man-whore crack sweat near me. Maybe some labia sweat, but geigh crack juice.

 

[eat big]

I use a paper towel on a public restroom door. And if I'm leaving a public place and the doors are the push/pull doors I wont grab it where everyone else does.

Use Purrell hand sanitizer at my gym provided by my gym.

 

[Smurfy]

Byots

 

[Seashell]

Byots

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Will you touch the door handle after you've washed your hands, leaving a public washroom? Or do you get a hand towel to cover the handle with?

Do you hold the escalator rail or will you not touch it? The Gas pump?

I'm pretty squeamish, the less I think about it, the better. But when leaving a public building I'll find myself debating whether to touch the part you're supposed to touch, thinking it may get washed from time to time, or try to push a spot on the door that no one may have touched already.. this gets awkward sometimes lol.

And I can't stand having to use someone else's keyboard.. ugg! Must wash hands.

That's why I just kick the door open. I have the cleanest guy's bathroom; girls have said so.

 

[saint808]

i don't urinate on my hands therefore i feel no need to wash them afterwards.

hahahah if i have any OCD it would be washing my hands before and after i use the restroom.

 

[TheProject]

Seashell, do you have to clean hotel rooms before you'll sleep in them too?

Are you paranoid about having your bare skin touch the sheets in a hotel bed?

 

[saint808]

Seashell, do you have to clean hotel rooms before you'll sleep in them too?

Are you paranoid about having your bare skin touch the sheets in a hotel bed?

if not you should be... trust me i worked in one.

 

[canadianhitman]

I won't shit on a public toilet...

Even if it means holding it in and suffering searing abdominal cramps for hours, I'll wait until I get home.

On vacation, I wipe down the hotel's toilet seat with alcohol wipes when I check in, just to be safe.

 

[theoak01]

I won't shit on a public toilet...

Even if it means holding it in and suffering searing abdominal cramps for hours, I'll wait until I get home.

On vacation, I wipe down the hotel's toilet seat with alcohol wipes when I check in, just to be safe.

lol bro you would hate my life,I work construction at houses and sometimes work 14 hour days, I use gas station bathrooms and fast food places in missisauga when I gotta go, I dont like it but when Im lifting 300lb+ wheelbarrows all day there is no fucking way I can have that pressure in there and lift trying to control the flow of the turd

 

[Whiskey]

what about car door handles. just as bad. money is the worst of them all

Whiskey

 

[gotmilk]

I won't shit on a public toilet...

Squat and hover. Hope the extra clearance does not cause a ploop splash.

 

[jackangel]

this place is full of mental defectives.

 

[gotmilk]

this place is full of mental defectives.

Takes one to know one.

You're from Jersey?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I have to wash my eyes after reading this thread.

 

[gonelifting]

I wash my hands 20-40 times a day. not really from fear of germs. I just don't like having that greasy feeling on my hands when I touch something that could be greasy. I'm very sensitive to that feeling I guess.

Fuck germs, I'll beat the crap out of em.

 

[jackangel]

oops

i meant to say 'mental detectives'

regular bunch of sherlock mafakin holmes we got

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

The crazy thing is, we'll never get rid of germs, no matter how many times we wash or scrub. They are all over the place, millions of bacteria-most are actually harmless as they are. The best we can do is try to regulate 'em.

 

[Mr. dB]

Squat and hover. Hope the extra clearance does not cause a ploop splash.

I can't relax enough in that position, the poop just won't come.

 

[seizer]

I use my feet to flush my own toilet and to lift or lower the toilet seat.

While on the subject of me and toilets, when I run out of tp, I usually stick my bare ass way out (bending over almost) and run to where the new tp rolls are in the house, then pull up my pants without wiping and then continue to write my raps on the tp so when I present them later I seem more ghetto.

 

[gotmilk]

I can't relax enough in that position, the poop just won't come.

Yoga

 

[vansmack2000]

yeah im border line germ-o-phob

 

[gotmilk]

I use my feet to flush my own toilet and to lift or lower the toilet seat.

I used to go to a hockey camp in Colorado where the rink had handicapped shitters. The stall door had a button release instead of a latch.

The stall was a little wider than normal, had arm rests (leg rests ) and had a button-flushing system.

Those extra wides are wayyyy more comfortable. Plus, you knew it was clean because no one in a wheelchair came to hockey camp.

 

[gonelifting]

You guys must love the automated flushers and sinks.

You guys must love the automated flushers and sinks.

 

[Mavafanculo]

You guys must love the automated flushers and sinks.

You guys must love the automated flushers and sinks.

bro, you stutter?

-

 

[seizer]

I used to go to a hockey camp in Colorado where the rink had handicapped shitters. The stall door had a button release instead of a latch.

The stall was a little wider than normal, had arm rests (leg rests ) and had a button-flushing system.

Those extra wides are wayyyy more comfortable. Plus, you knew it was clean because no one in a wheelchair came to hockey camp.

im the type that abuses handicap stalls. I piss all over the seats for the next person, cause once them bitches are on, their on to STAY. RECONIZE!!!

 

[Mavafanculo]

when I was in high school, I had a summer job where we made daily trips to empty garbage trucks at the city dump. And we would eat breakfast while we waited among the seagulls and toxic chemicals. mmmmmmmmm... (like real men )

now, I get schieved out if I even SEE a garbage truck.

-

 

[seizer]

when I was in high school, I had a summer job where we made daily trips to empty garbage trucks at the city dump. And we would eat breakfast while we waited among the seagulls and toxic chemicals. mmmmmmmmm... (like real men )

now, I get schieved out if I even SEE a garbage truck.

-

Sounds like you've developed a case of "im a pussy"

Jk