How f'd up would this be.

[Scotsman]

On a scale of cute and fuzzy to hannibal lector.

If someone were to kill and eat a man and then ask his wife out on a date.

Since you know she would be cruelly thrust back in to the dating world she should at least try someone whom she has had contact with.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[hamstershaver]

huh?

 

[Scotsman]

huh?

What don't you get?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

Why, is there a couple you've had your eye on?

 

[Scotsman]

Why, is there a couple you've had your eye on?

It all grew from recent happenings at the gym. Suddenly it's become ok for people to come up and talk to me and my brother. For the three years I've been there and the 2+ years he's been there no one talked to us and it was great. So in order to rectify this situation I decided the best course of action is to kill and eat someone at the gym so people will go back to leaving us alone. Then I figured the best way to go was to kill someone we know and that the gym sees talking to us. Well there's this one guy and he has a really hot wife so I figured why not kill several birds with one stone.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jnevin]

I'm going to go masturbate with some sandpaper to a child snuff porno to get this crazy idea out of my head.

 

[blut wump]

It all grew from recent happenings at the gym. Suddenly it's become ok for people to come up and talk to me and my brother. For the three years I've been there and the 2+ years he's been there no one talked to us and it was great. So in order to rectify this situation I decided the best course of action is to kill and eat someone at the gym so people will go back to leaving us alone. Then I figured the best way to go was to kill someone we know and that the gym sees talking to us. Well there's this one guy and he has a really hot wife so I figured why not kill several birds with one stone.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Well, that's a relief. I thought for a moment that maybe you had designs on my wife and I was going to say this would be wholly reprehensible.

I hear Chianti goes well with liver.

 

[CENTURION44]

It all grew from recent happenings at the gym. Suddenly it's become ok for people to come up and talk to me and my brother. For the three years I've been there and the 2+ years he's been there no one talked to us and it was great. So in order to rectify this situation I decided the best course of action is to kill and eat someone at the gym so people will go back to leaving us alone. Then I figured the best way to go was to kill someone we know and that the gym sees talking to us. Well there's this one guy and he has a really hot wife so I figured why not kill several birds with one stone.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Was it this guy

 

[bigmann245]

to each their own i guess.

 

[Scotsman]

Was it this guy

NO I am sure he would enjoy two 300lb guys attacking him in the wrong way.

Blut- I'd have to add fava beans to that and I think chardonnay goes better with husband-tartar.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

Damnit people answer the poll.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nutsnack]

worst poll ever.. if ure going to kill somenoe you HAVE to eat them anyways NOT the teeth though they are painful coming out AND trust me i know!

 

[gab9681]

I like the idea. It would sure get the point across. Plus, you get a few days worth of protein, your quite time back at the gym, a nice lay, and some neat bones to make something out of. Like, you could make a pair of really nice end tables or some lamps.

 

[Pamela]

Totally....

 

[eat big]

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[Scotsman]

I like the idea. It would sure get the point across. Plus, you get a few days worth of protein, your quite time back at the gym, a nice lay, and some neat bones to make something out of. Like, you could make a pair of really nice end tables or some lamps.

I'm glad at least one person sees it my way.

Cheers,
Scotsman