How far could you throw a hamster?

[CipherLock]

Assume average hamster of average weight and height. Parachute would be an option available to each participant.

And how much would you pay to participate.

 

[the nature boy]

I would assume the source of all these hamsters would be your rectum.

 

[CipherLock]

ooooh, should have stopped while you were ahead, I've learned to ignore that lesson.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I think a better question is how hard could you throw one against a wall.

Same question applies for toddlers too.

 

[CipherLock]

Always one step ahead of me. I was going to try and be the sensitive man here - did you notice the parachute option???? That was warm of me eh?

I guess if we put the hamster in a pillowcase and threw it as hard as we could against a nice cold brick wall the pillowcase would provide enough cushioning to allow the hamster to live happily ever after - and still have a higher IQ than Project.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I don't have anything wrong with hamsters, therefore I wouldn't want to hurt/kill one.
Unless the thing bit me or took a dump on my laptop or ate a cord.

 

[hamstershaver]

WORST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CipherLock]

Look, if they die then so be it, in the end aren't we just protecting them from two things? A cold, cruel world and Richard Gere?

 

[WalkingBeast]

Ive always liked lining them up in a cawking gun and seeing what colored paste comes out when ya compress em!!!!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

i have contacted PETA and they will be watching you closely cipherlock

 

[spin721]

I like to place the hamsters in my sling shot and shoot them out over my lake. You should see the reflection of the hamster in the water as the sun sets.

 

[Gymgurl]

I'd just let my dog eat em.

 

[hamstershaver]

I'd just let my dog eat em.

dont be a hamster hater

 

[CipherLock]

I think it's time the waxer changes his alias.

 

[Gymgurl]

I just sent you a dang pm..I'm not a hater at all. You have that wrong.

 

[hamstershaver]

I think it's time the waxer changes his alias.

to what

 

[Gymgurl]

Born to Porn

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Seriously in my throwing prime I could have tossed that rodent super far! I would have put on my discus throwing shoes and tossed that little mother out! The spin alone would have messed him up like an Astronaut with the centrifugal force I generated!

 

[argent]

I could throw a 58 yard post against 2 deep coverage with a hamster.

 

[gonelifting]

Can I water them and freeze them? They go a lot further that way. Just want to know the rules before I start. and no one better take my idea.

 

[glennds]

WORST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yup it's really ugly.

 

[havoc]

nmk

 

[JBRO]

yall are some sick fucks. how could you ever think of throwing a poor helpless hamster.







































use a potatoe gun..hahahahaha

 

[Bullit]

- and still have a higher IQ than Project.

Funny.

5

 

[from zero]

Funny.

5

Whoa. First time I've seen the scale used in a while.

 

[nothinbutapeanut]

i once hit volleyed a frog with a tennis racket and it went pretty damn far. i was a pretty fucked up kid.

 

[hamstershaver]

all of you will burn in hell