How do you wipe your ass??

[Silverback316]

Ok I know this sounds funny, but I am having a debate with my friends as to how you are suposed to wipe your ass. I personally go from front to back and find it so much easier, but my friends say that is crazy and go from behind. So lets find out which way is more popular, from front to back or just from the back?

 

[Citruscide]

Uhh... front to back is much more sanitary...

Women who wipe from back to front get shit smell on their POOTANG pie... I do'nt like shit on my POOTANG pie...

And I imagine that if guys wipe from back to front they will wipe shit onto their choda... or even balls if they slip.

So the only way to go sanitary about it is from Front to Back.

C

 

[GinNJuice]

Unless you want shit on your balls, wipe front to back.

 

[knight69]

why wipe?? You all wear underwear dont ya!!!!!!!!!

 

[strider364]

I didn't realize their was any other way.

 

[curling]

why wipe?? You all wear underwear dont ya!!!!!!!!!

EEEEWWWW MAN, Just the thought of the squishy stuff between your butt when your walking is making be itch.

 

[beefybull]

Front to back makes for fresher taints.

 

[Frackal]

Front to back with wet paper towels or baby wipes until you can swab a finger across your anus and it doesnt taste like poop

 

[Lestat]

Its hard to get leverage going front to back.. do you reach your arm behind you? or go underneath between your legs?

 

[big_bad_buff]

wipe ass? i only shit before i shower, i just stand on my head and let it wash away.

 

[Dr.M]

Front to back with wet paper towels or baby wipes until you can swab a finger across your anus and it doesnt taste like poop

How often do you stop wiping prematurely? LoL

 

[fogg88]

...more importantly, how do blind people wipe their asses? ...meaning, how do they know when they're done? do they smell the tp or what? (Not trying to be gross... I'd really like to know.)

 

[vinylgroover]

Front to back and then drag my ass on the carpet for a few metres just to get the leftover dags.

 

[Solid Snake]

So I have just about learned almost everything about everyone's daily life trends on this board. How everyone cleans their own ass, how girls reject them, how classes suck, how their own football teams suck etc etc. Whats next, your record of how many times you have busted a nut in a day?

BTW I wipe front to back.

Snake

 

[strider364]

So I have just about learned almost everything about everyone's daily life trends on this board. How everyone cleans their own ass, how girls reject them, how classes suck, how their own football teams suck etc etc. Whats next, your record of how many times you have busted a nut in a day?

BTW I wipe front to back.

Snake

It's all downhill from here.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmmm, not sure I've ever done it. wiped my ass that is.

 

[sereneman]

Uhh... front to back is much more sanitary...

Women who wipe from back to front get shit smell on their POOTANG pie... I do'nt like shit on my POOTANG pie...

And I imagine that if guys wipe from back to front they will wipe shit onto their choda... or even balls if they slip.

So the only way to go sanitary about it is from Front to Back.

C

Reminds me of a joke. What does eating pussy and being in the Mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

 

[hippedy hop]

splash a poo drops,
how will i wipe my ass,
the poo stops,
it smells like wet grass,
and the chao wang buffet,
hot garbage and old gas,
fuckin a,
sewage in my hole,
soft baby wipes,
because i am out a roll,
holy poop in my pipes,
the bowl is clogged,
i guess it was too many logs.

I am sorry what was the question again?

 

[Nathan]

I go front to back and to tell you the truth I never even considered that there might be other people who do it differently. How the fuck can you not go front to back for Christ's sake? That is seriously weird.

 

[crimson coal]

Carefull how you phrase that Fracal. Until it doesn't taste like poop?!

 

[HappyScrappy]

what about side to side.

anyone else floss with a towel? I take a long white towel and then I grab a side in each hand, straddle it, and then just go at it back and forth.
a lot of laundry, but worth it.

 

[sereneman]

I go front to back and to tell you the truth I never even considered that there might be other people who do it differently. How the fuck can you not go front to back for Christ's sake? That is seriously weird.

Maybe some people think going front to back means reaching between your legs instead of going around your ass and wiping from behind.

 

[sereneman]

So I have just about learned almost everything about everyone's daily life trends on this board. How everyone cleans their own ass, how girls reject them, how classes suck, how their own football teams suck etc etc. Whats next, your record of how many times you have busted a nut in a day?

BTW I wipe front to back.

Snake

Glad you asked. I busted a nut 7 times in less than hour when I was 18. Now, if I get 2 in a day, I'm doing good. Aging sucks.

 

[Solid Snake]

Glad you asked. I busted a nut 7 times in less than hour when I was 18. Now, if I get 2 in a day, I'm doing good. Aging sucks.

Damn. 7 in an a hour? You must have found some very interesting material to bust at.

Snake