How do you use toliet paper?

[VicTusDeuS]

Let's take a vote

 

[WODIN]

Can you change the poll for multiple answers and add.

Windex and a glove.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Can you change the poll for multiple answers and add.

Windex and a glove.

Says moderators...you do it

 

[VicTusDeuS]

bump

 

[big_bad_buff]

what's with the ass wiping post's now days?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

this ass wiping thread has become the latest fad,it reminds me of this....http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=172890:p

 

[john937]

The muslim guy in my office unwinds about 4 yards of toilet paper
and makes a nest of it on top of the toilet seat, so his ass won't touch the plastic.
Then when he leaves, he just leaves it there.
Fuckin drives me nuts.
He's so finiky about his cleanliness, but I'm supposed to pick it up and dispose of it after him?!!! AAARRGGH!

 

[Robert Jan]

i either do the balls thing or i take a long strip, use it then fold it and and use it again and repeat till ass is clean

 

[slickdadd]

I carefully layer the entire bathroom floor with the toilet paper, then proceed to drag my ass across it, feet up in the air, like a cat would across the living room floor.

 

[MrMuscle]

wth is toilett paper? i use three seashells.

 

[hippedy hop]

The muslim guy in my office unwinds about 4 yards of toilet paper
and makes a nest of it on top of the toilet seat, so his ass won't touch the plastic.
Then when he leaves, he just leaves it there.
Fuckin drives me nuts.
He's so finiky about his cleanliness, but I'm supposed to pick it up and dispose of it after him?!!! AAARRGGH!

and this is where you use the koran as toilet paper and leave it on the seat for him

 

[john937]

and this is where you use the koran as toilet paper and leave it on the seat for him

Genius! I'll so try that. Of course, I'll have to schedule a full day in the can to be there at the right time, but what the hell....

 

[Q Modo]

wth is toilett paper? i use three seashells.

What was that off of? I remember reading it, just can`t remember where.

John I do the same thing if I ever find myself in the unfortunate situation of having to use a public bathroom... I flush them though

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

What was that off of? I remember reading it, just can`t remember where.

John I do the same thing if I ever find myself in the unfortunate situation of having to use a public bathroom... I flush them though

demolition man..stallone,and rob schnieder.

 

[Code]

FINALLY, a thread I can get behind!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrMuscle]

demolition man..stallone,and rob schnieder.

Jupp it was demolition man, only it was Stallone and Sandra Bullock. Rob Schneider was in Judge Dredd.

 

[Golden_Muscle]

Can you change the poll for multiple answers and add.

Windex and a glove.

I fold it and wipe. I hate it when you have to wipe like 10 times, you sometimes get very red and sensitive.

 

[Code]

I fold it and wipe. I hate it when you have to wipe like 10 times, you sometimes get very red and sensitive.

I use baby wipes.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Jupp it was demolition man, only it was Stallone and Sandra Bullock. Rob Schneider was in Judge Dredd.

no dude, rob was the guy that said"hey he does'nt know how to use the three sea shells".I'm fairlly sure of it.

 

[sereneman]

I use hemorrhoid wipes.

 

[Q Modo]

I use baby wipes.

So do I. I`m serious, they`re much cleaner than paper.

 

[MrMuscle]

no dude, rob was the guy that said"hey he does'nt know how to use the three sea shells".I'm fairlly sure of it.

yeah..damn it, you are right..ive seen that movie a hundred times, cant belive i forgott that.

 

[knight69]

you all must have never heard of conservation!! A pail of water and a sponge. (thats all u need) saves on water and toilet paper supply. just change the water once a week.

 

[Solid Snake]

So whats up with all the ass cleaning threads lately? Do you guys have a "TAKING A SHIT" fetish or something?

BTW I use moist toilet paper, followed by a dried one.

Snake

 

[Puddles]

TP for the bunghole!

 

[Torch]

I use baby wipes.

baby wipes are the shit, no pun intended..........

 

[bigAragorn]

i take a whole bunch and ball it up and wipe

 

[JDarty6173]

hmm, just shit then shower...no wiping needed

 

[KA-BAR]

I make a big ball and wipe the big stuff then i make another big ball and get it wet and then i make another big ball and wipe. On a side note Every time I get a customs letter I wipe my ass with it. Hurts like hell but its fun.