How do you tell your boss...

[bigbox]

That his 5'6" 285 pound wife who has armpit hair maybe shouldn't wear a friggin bikini when she goes to the beach???

 

[lartinos]

u don't

 

[jh1]

I thought biteme was engaged... I did not realize he got married already.

Ah fuck... dood, just create an alter and PM him.

 

[PICK3]

I'd hit it

 

[jerkbox]

there used to be this website where you could drop people weird, completely annoynmous messages like that....

 

[bigbox]

you would think the people at the beach laughing would give her a friggin clue

 

[Mysterio]

That his 5'6" 285 pound wife who has armpit hair maybe shouldn't wear a friggin bikini when she goes to the beach???

Whatever gets his tank full. More power to him.

 

[redtopp06]

do you like your job???? dont go to the beach when they go if you do like your job. if you dont like your job tell them theres a dress code and shes 5 codes off

 

[stilleto]

you don't tell her. it's none of your business and if she doesn't care what she looks like, it's certainly not your concern. if you like them enough to go to the beach with them, then just have a good time.

 

[ponyfitness]

Next time you're at the beach hand him a harpoon saying "would you like the honors?"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

people who are bosses are usually quite switched on. im sure he knows that his wife is a monster, no need to rub it in

 

[bigbox]

She's really mean on top of it all, I feel sorry for the guy!! Always screaming at him and all!!!

 

[stilleto]

She's really mean on top of it all, I feel sorry for the guy!! Always screaming at him and all!!!

then stop going to the beach with them if it bothers you.

 

[blueta2]

Just concern yourself with yourself. Utilize your time improving your own self.

 

[bran987]

That his 5'6" 285 pound wife who has armpit hair maybe shouldn't wear a friggin bikini when she goes to the beach???

are you saying she's too short for that weight?

 

[Altius]

Next time go to the beach with them with a 6\'1\'\' 120 pounds hot escort who looks like a porn star

 

[heatherrae]

That his 5'6" 285 pound wife who has armpit hair maybe shouldn't wear a friggin bikini when she goes to the beach???

Ummmmm...are you looking to get fired that badly?

 

[bigbox]

lol Nah, I just know I don't have the body OR penis size to run around in a speedo, so I don't. It's the consideration factor I think. We went to the beach last weekend, she was wearing a sundress, then took it off. You could barely see the bikini bottom. I guess I won't go back with them, which is the smartest thing, but me and my boss are pretty good friends, and he knows me and his wife don't get along at all.

 

[Basic_wonder]

Kill her and then you'll have a new wingman .....