how do you prevent gas?

[The Greatest]

I eat almost all protien and my lord I have terrible gas all day long. I will rip one out and just as the cloud disapates my ass reloads. Anything I can take besides ginger root?

 

[stevexpress]

beano works for me

 

[KillahBee]

A) I farted left and right when I began drinking protein shakes but I got used to it and never have gas cause of it anymore.

B) on a 16-seater plane the other night I dropped a stink bomb that would make the dead rise. The ENTIRE plane started coughing and putting their hands over their mouths. It was awesome.

 

[Beachbum1546]

beano definatly. i dont mind farting usually but i hate when i'm in class and it's quiet and my stomach rumbles like a mofo.

 

[UA_Iron]

beano definatly. i dont mind farting usually but i hate when i'm in class and it's quiet and my stomach rumbles like a mofo.

yep, that sucks. Especially when you're sitting next to girls.

 

[Beachbum1546]

yep, that sucks. Especially when you're sitting next to girls.

i always sit next to girls, so yeah. i gotta increse my odds of getting poon. if that means i sit next to hot chicks in my class, so be it.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

It happens whenever I overeat carbs. Last night I had a box of Honey Bunches of Oats, and this morning my farts were so fetid and never-ending that I pretty much rendered the Kyoto Accords worthless.

 

[CFZB]

It happens whenever I overeat carbs. Last night I had a box of Honey Bunches of Oats, and this morning my farts were so fetid and never-ending that I pretty much rendered the Kyoto Accords worthless.

"Kyoto Accords" ...no idea what this is but im laughing my ass off at your post.

 

[CFZB]

"Kyoto Accords" ...no idea what this is but im laughing my ass off at your post.

Kyoto Accords...That’s the set of international agreements negotiated by then Vice President Al Gore in 1997 that called for, in effect, rolling back so-called greenhouse gas emissions to pre-1990 levels in order to combat global warming.


this makes it even funnier....

 

[jnevin]

I try to keep my mouth shut.

 

[MAX 300]

butt plug

 

[HumorMe]

You ever tried lighting some of them? Makes a great flame to tack weld something.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

eat yoghurt, sometimes the bacteria in your gut get a bit out of whack and make a lot of gas

i hate that feeling, it happens when you switch diet usually...you know its happeneing when im slugging those little yoghurty drinks like seashell in a vodka bar

damn, now im craving (for the drinks, not seashell lol)