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How do you let girls know you have a great butt?

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Testosterone boy

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Pants don't work very well. I have a business and can't run around in tight pants for that reason. It is also socially taboo these days. Gays grabbed all the rights to wear tight pants.

Anyways...pants can make a decent butt look great and a great butt look decent.

I always had great luck telling or hinting that I've got a big dick but I decided thats a little crass. It doesn't really pave the road for a quality relationship.

I could try the money lure but I hate materialistic bitches. No drugs for this guy either. So I have to figure out a way to bring out the lust in them. I don't conduct myself in a sexy way, it just isn't me. But I would like to get laid more often.
 
I think just walking up to the girl, turning around, bending over and pulling your pants down works nicely....that sure doesn't happen too often...

or you could wear those low rise pants all the girls are wearing nowadays....dont be ashamed to show some crack
 
Dockers.... in Classic Fit, I have found are flattering of my butt..... and I can wear them at work.....sooo...
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
my ass sucks:bawling: I have a back,then crack.
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Gee SOM...I don't know what to say to that. Maybe go to the fitness board and ask for advice. Squats and deads are good. Leg press if your knees are a problem.
 
PinK233 said:
I think just walking up to the girl, turning around, bending over and pulling your pants down works nicely....that sure doesn't happen too often...

or you could wear those low rise pants all the girls are wearing nowadays....dont be ashamed to show some crack
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LMAO, pink, you beat me to it! the only other thing you could possibly do is have a t-shirt printed up that says "i have a great ass, just ask me!"
 
TEXgrl said:


LMAO, pink, you beat me to it! the only other thing you could possibly do is have a t-shirt printed up that says "i have a great ass, just ask me!"
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I'm partial to the ones that say "I have a great ass, squeeze it and find out".
 
polarpixie said:


I'm partial to the ones that say "I have a great ass, squeeze it and find out".
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I just absolutely hate to be grabbed by gays. Hate it. I'm not a violent guy but it infuriates me and it has happened several times. Something about me attracts gays like moths to light. Why can't I do that with women? Wait...I think I may know.
 
Honestly, sweatpants, believe it or not, can really show what a guy's ass looks like...just wear a fitted white shirt and some sweats and if you have a nice ass, girls will know...I remember a guy who used to live in my old dorm building who always wore sweats and he had the greatest ass....:p
 
Not too long ago, I bent over at someone's desk, and she just up and made a comment about me having a nice butt.

I turned bright red and apologized for bending over in front of her, and she and several other women just started laughing.

They just wanted to see what I'd do, and see if they could make me blush.
 
I agree about the sweatpants. Soccer shorts are even better, then we get to check out the legs too. ;)

Testosterone boy said:
Something about me attracts gays like moths to light.
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What kind of clubs do you frequent?
 
TheProject said:
Not too long ago, I bent over at someone's desk, and she just up and made a comment about me having a nice butt.

I turned bright red and apologized for bending over in front of her, and she and several other women just started laughing.

They just wanted to see what I'd do, and see if they could make me blush.
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Are you saying that I should walk in front of girls and bend over?

My experience is that big butts look good bent over and good butts look good all the time. I'm not a big butt guy at all unless I can tell it is muscle.
 
polarpixie said:
I agree about the sweatpants. Soccer shorts are even better, then we get to check out the legs too. ;)

What kind of clubs do you frequent?
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I can't find sweats in a 34x36. I have very long legs. My tibia has a scar from a nasty mountain climbing accident ( helicoptered out and made the 10:00 news...they tell me.) so shorts may backfire. Some girls just can't handle a scar. :(

I don't frequent clubs. I think the people are generally aimless. Never been to a gay bar if thats what you are thinking.
 
Howcome nobody has pointed out the overpowering stench of gayness that this thread emits?
 
If you really wanna know how to get laid more often, a sexy smile and bright, interested playful eyes will get you a lot further than assless chaps or bending over in front of girls.

Testosterone boy said:
I can't find sweats in a 34x36. I have very long legs. My tibia has a scar from a nasty mountain climbing accident ( helicoptered out and made the 10:00 news...they tell me.) so shorts may backfire. Some girls just can't handle a scar. :(

I don't frequent clubs. I think the people are generally aimless. Never been to a gay bar if thats what you are thinking.
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How big is the scar? Scars can be hot. It says you're an adventurous type.
 
Testosterone boy said:


Are you saying that I should walk in front of girls and bend over?

My experience is that big butts look good bent over and good butts look good all the time. I'm not a big butt guy at all unless I can tell it is muscle.
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well, duh! I work in IT, so there's always opportunity to bend over a desk or a keyboard.
 
levi 501 jeans, washed in hot water and nuked in the dryer; well fitting cotton 3 button shirt, tucked in, not hanging out...........a little classy, understated advertising goes a long way!!!!:p
 
polarpixie said:
If you really wanna know how to get laid more often, a sexy smile and bright, interested playful eyes will get you a lot further than assless chaps or bending over in front of girls.

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How's this? ;)
 
polarpixie said:
If you really wanna know how to get laid more often, a sexy smile and bright, interested playful eyes will get you a lot further than assless chaps or bending over in front of girls.

How big is the scar? Scars can be hot. It says you're an adventurous type.
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My smile has never been called sexy and my eyes have never been called bright, interested and playful. They have been called xray eyes several times. People feel like they got xrayed when I look at them. Sorry I can't change for you. :(

It's about 4" and it has never attracted a girl. Not once.
 
To get the girls' attention on your butt: moon at them. This is best done outside a sorority party while wearing a frat tshirt and having consumed much alcohol. Rest assured, all eyes will be on your ass.
 
Get a pair of Relaxed Ralph Laurens if you have big quads......They do a great job of leaving enough room in the thigh area w/o making the ass/seat look baggy


lol


I have a scar....on my face......it's cool......
 
I'm not as much of a ladies man like some of you guys but do women really go up to strangers and compliment them on how great their butts are? Is their some sort of butt allure that I don't konw about? Maybe I'm going about this all wrong.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I'm not as much of a ladies man like some of you guys but do women really go up to strangers and compliment them on how great their butts are? Is their some sort of butt allure that I don't konw about? Maybe I'm going about this all wrong.
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No, girls don't go up to guys and compliment their butts. And they rarely say that a mans butt is the most important factor in physical attraction for those who are capable of feeling physical attraction to men. It is, though this board may have contrarian viewpoints.

You are going about it all wrong if you aren't aware of this. The butt is important if women feel physical attraction to men. I've also read surveys, reports, and statistics backing this up.

In reality many women are too hung up on themselves to really care what a man looks like. Then it becomes all about what you do for them. I avoid that type. :)
 
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Addicted said:
when she asks what you do for a living, just tell her you're a "butt model"...done!!
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:think: :think: Great idea there Addicted...that should work! Might be trouble if the relationship got more serious though.
 
GinNJuice said:
Dockers.... in Classic Fit, I have found are flattering of my butt..... and I can wear them at work.....sooo...
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I can't believe noone else agreed with this. It is exactly how I accentuate the glutes, classy looking, you can wear them at the office, or going out virtually anywhere, if it weren't for dockers I might never get noticed...:( j/k They are great pants though.
 
supernav said:
blue jeans. simple and sweet. That's all i wear.

go to your local country bar and they'll steer you in the right direction.

-= nav =-
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supernav... you are one of the more knowledgeable guys but you are fond of talking like everyone else knows absolutely nothing. Just my .02 after reading many posts.
 
rnch said:
levi 501 jeans, washed in hot water and nuked in the dryer; well fitting cotton 3 button shirt, tucked in, not hanging out...........a little classy, understated advertising goes a long way!!!!:p
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Those are directions for making skin tight jeans if my memory serves me correctly. :)
 
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