how do you initiate sex?

[rnch]

I swear i rarely initiate sex anymore after being with my woman for 10 years. She either tells me she wants some dick, or I just whip my shit out and we either go from there... or dont, lol.

finally....an honest reply!!

 

[H_T_]

i walk up and poke her boob and say "doorbell!"

 

[Gymgurl]

"who's there"

 

[H_T_]

"who's there"

Haywood.

 

[Gymgurl]

Haywood Daddy who??

 

[H_T_]

Haywood Daddy who??

Haywood Jablomi.

 

[Gymgurl]

Again??

 

[H_T_]

Again??

there's always room for jello.

 

[Gymgurl]

Always! Dessert is the best part

 

[H_T_]

i just had 3 pieces of pizza and a whole bag of chips crushed up and mixed into a bowl of Wisconsin cheese soup. gatdamn!