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How do you eat jelly beans?

Lumberg

Lumberg

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Let's say there is a dish of jelly beans in front of you, and no one is watching. How do you eat them?

I start with the flavor I like best and start picking them out and eating several at a time until that flavor is gone, then start on my next favorite flavor, etc.
 
Lumberg said:
Let's say there is a dish of jelly beans in front of you, and no one is watching. How do you eat them?

I start with the flavor I like best and start picking them out and eating several at a time until that flavor is gone, then start on my next favorite flavor, etc.
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I do it the same way.
 
Lumberg said:
What about Skittles or something else that's small and a lot of flavors come together in the same package?
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I don't like Skittles or any sugary candy, really. I would sub in M&Ms but they are all the same flavor. I guess I'll substitute mixed nuts in the bowl. I will eat all the cashews that I can see on the top without digging around, and then move to almonds. Once I can't see any more almonds or cashews, I start digging for more cashews. I never eat anything, candy or nuts by the handful. Must be one at a time.

Johnny used to buy dry roasted peanuts. I would pour them out on the counter and pick the ones that were not broken. I couldn't eat a broken peanut. They had to be perfectly round. I would pour all the broken ones back in the jar when I was finished! Lol :D
 
cindylou said:
I don't like Skittles or any sugary candy, really. I would sub in M&Ms but they are all the same flavor. I guess I'll substitute mixed nuts in the bowl. I will eat all the cashews that I can see on the top without digging around, and then move to almonds. Once I can't see any more almonds or cashews, I start digging for more cashews. I never eat anything, candy or nuts by the handful. Must be one at a time.

Johnny used to buy dry roasted peanuts. I would pour them out on the counter and pick the ones that were not broken. I couldn't eat a broken peanut. They had to be perfectly round. I would pour all the broken ones back in the jar when I was finished! Lol :D
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You're quirky. I love you. :heart:
 
cindylou said:
I don't like Skittles or any sugary candy, really. I would sub in M&Ms but they are all the same flavor. I guess I'll substitute mixed nuts in the bowl. I will eat all the cashews that I can see on the top without digging around, and then move to almonds. Once I can't see any more almonds or cashews, I start digging for more cashews. I never eat anything, candy or nuts by the handful. Must be one at a time.

Johnny used to buy dry roasted peanuts. I would pour them out on the counter and pick the ones that were not broken. I couldn't eat a broken peanut. They had to be perfectly round. I would pour all the broken ones back in the jar when I was finished! Lol :D
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That works. I eat mixed nuts the same way.
 
just...v said:
I keep them in my mouth till the candy coating is gone then chew the gummy part.
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^^That was gonna be my answer.^^ Maybe I'll give the candy coating one gentle half-bite to help get it started.

Sometimes I do the one flavor at a time thing, sometimes I try to concoct cocktails. I like the cherry and the lime together, for example, or the orange and the lemon. When I run out of fruit flavors, I leave all the creme soda, mint, or licorice ones for someone else.
 
cindylou said:
I don't like Skittles or any sugary candy, really.
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Even at the ripe old age of 55, I still prefer fruity or sugary candies to chocolaty or nutty ones. Orange Slices are my favorite. But I never buy candy, I only eat it if someone else puts out a bowl.
 
Mr. dB said:
^^That was gonna be my answer.^^ Maybe I'll give the candy coating one gentle half-bite to help get it started.

Sometimes I do the one flavor at a time thing, sometimes I try to concoct cocktails. I like the cherry and the lime together, for example, or the orange and the lemon. When I run out of fruit flavors, I leave all the creme soda, mint, or licorice ones for someone else.
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Do you ever do the half bite thing and then take the candy coating off with your teeth?

I do that if I'm eating them fast.
 
youpissmeoff said:
Yeah - because you are OCD bad. And M&M's + Mixed nuts FTMFW. Oh by the handful.
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Lol, I am OCD. It's true.

Oh yeah, I will eat dry roasted peanuts and candy corn by the handful around Halloween. M&Ms and mixed nuts are yummy too. I love that sweet/salt combo.
 
youpissmeoff said:
Dude - that bean is indeed worthy but you are going to get hammered for the NSFW ommission
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FUCKING FUCKNESS $#%#@$%^#$^%:mad::mad::mad: put some motherfucking tags on that shit!!!

just...v said:
Do you ever do the half bite thing and then take the candy coating off with your teeth?

I do that if I'm eating them fast.
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LOL, I do that with Godiva truffles :D

nimbus said:
i keep slapping the dish off the table until it's filled with jolly ranchers instead of jellybeans
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I have a candy dish with jolly ranchers and hersheys kisses whenever family or company comes by :)

cindylou said:
Lol, I am OCD. It's true.

Oh yeah, I will eat dry roasted peanuts and candy corn by the handful around Halloween. M&Ms and mixed nuts are yummy too. I love that sweet/salt combo.
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ahhh yes peanuts = candy corn = awesomeness!
 
nimbus said:
i keep slapping the dish off the table until it's filled with jolly ranchers instead of jellybeans
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Problem with Jolly Ranchers regular assortment is that one flavor is good, a couple more are sort of acceptable, and the other two are completely gross.
 
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Like Cindy, I don't like candy. Now if there was a bowl of chocolate easter eggs, I would take the pink first and just let it melt in my mouth.
 
pdaddyII said:
Cherry, watermelon, apple, lemon, grape

In that order
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Apple, cherry, watermelon, blue, and grape.

I'm not sure what flavor the blue one is supposed to be, it just tastes like chemicals. Tidybowl maybe? And the grape tastes like someone already tried to swallow it once and coughed it back up.

If you take an apple Jolly Rancher and a Werther's Original at the same time, you get caramel apple.
 
Jolly Ranchers instead of jelly beans and I separate all the colors into piles. I start with the color which has the most candies, once all these piles have equal numbers of candies, I start with the pile on my right and move to the left.
 
BlueBird said:
Jolly Ranchers instead of jelly beans and I separate all the colors into piles. I start with the color which has the most candies, once all these piles have equal numbers of candies, I start with the pile on my right and move to the left.
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OCD much?
 
Lumberg said:
Let's say you have a pile of different Hostess snack cakes. How do you eat them?
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Little Debbies

I start with the box of swiss cake rolls, then move to the oatmeal pies, on to the fudge rounds, and round it off with the box of zebra cakes. Wash it down with a root beer
 
ugh. my bf eats little Debbie's and will put like 3 in his mouth at once! I need to meet men in the health food stores from now on!
 
smurf2 said:
Little Debbies

I start with the box of swiss cake rolls, then move to the oatmeal pies, on to the fudge rounds, and round it off with the box of zebra cakes. Wash it down with a root beer
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I would do the same thing, only I'd replace the zebra turds with those brownies they make. I would put the swiss cake rolls in the freezer first; they're good frozen.
 
cindylou said:
Lol, I am OCD. It's true.

Oh yeah, I will eat dry roasted peanuts and candy corn by the handful around Halloween. M&Ms and mixed nuts are yummy too. I love that sweet/salt combo.
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we really should have been family friends, this is wifey and i's favorite treat. i am knot a fan of jelly beans
 
Star Crunch at the GOAT tier Little Debbie snack cakes. There are some other contenders (oatmeal cream pies) but the rest are just pretenders.
 
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