How Do You Deal With The Pressures Of Being So Damn Good Looking???

[sawastea]

Gotta admit, it's pretty tough. Went to a few bars last night in NYC and the chickies were in full force. Randomly bar hopping, I was pinched in the ass maybe a good handful of times. Then I gave them the look and nodded my head with acknowledgment kinda saying, in a non verbal kinda way, "yeah beatch, I don't blame you for grabbing my heiny." How do you guys deal with the pressure as I know everyone here is at least an 8 on any given scale?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Orb, you have to just have to learn to deal with it and accept it. Its just part of life.

 

[Mr. dB]

I wouldn't know, I look like a troll. I still got my ass slapped by a female last night, but she was a rather creepy amazon.

 

[Razorguns]

I deal with it by having my 2 male mandatory ugly fat friends. They hover around me and protect me from evil ravaging marauding hot chicks that might try to grab and violate me. When you're this good, you gotta have your entourage of ugly friends to look out for you and protect you. In this day of terrorism, you never know what's gonna happen you know! btw: I'm taking applications from you ef folks right now.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

When hotties clamber all over me to try and get a piece I just mace them in the eyes and choke slam them through a table. It's hard work being beautiful, I'll tell ya.

 

[anthrax]

Just remember that, fortunately, the chicks don't only care about a guy's physical appearance

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Just remember that, fortunately, the chicks don't only care about a guy's physical appearance

Yea, the size of his tool is also a decisive factor. Well remembered orb.

 

[Razorguns]

Be safe my bros. This is post-9/11. If a hot chick gets too aggressive, just be calm and don't freak out.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Got better thangs to do with my time these days homeslice.

 

[perkele]

I wouldn't know, I look like a troll.