How do I remove a clog from my bathtub?

[from zero]

I just poured half a bottle of Drano Gel down there. In like 10 minutes, I'll try to flush that shit out.

What if they doesn't work?
Plunger?
Should I just get a plumber in here?

Surely, I must be retarded.

 

[jackangel]

try to find the matching clog and see if you can get the one in your bathtub to come out...

also, what the fuck are you doing with a pair of clogs? that's some chick shit bromein.

 

[BileStew]

Try removing the drain plug first you asscapade.

 

[slickdadd]

try to find the matching clog and see if you can get the one in your bathtub to come out...

also, what the fuck are you doing with a pair of clogs? that's some chick shit bromein.

I was so excited about coming into this thread and posting this same exact lame joke, but you took it. You just came here and without asking, took it. You bite my ass my friend. Two times.

 

[gymrat]

Clog...sounds swedish. Just ask him to get out.

 

[crew9]

Well I don't know about clearing out the clog but not jerking it in the shower won't make there be a next time

 

[jerkbox]

first time i first read this, I thought it said: "how do I remove a dog from my bathtub?"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Give gambino a call. He's looking for work.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Give gambino a call. He's looking for work.

better pay him under the table or i'm gonna have to kick him out of the club.

 

[rnch]

let him measure the taint you were offering another fellow eliter last week.

 

[wtlftr]

Use a plumbers helper ( a fucking plunger). It works. Just jam it a few times and viola, all else will work. I am a smart mofo

 

[from zero]

This turned out to be the most unfunny thread in the history of Elite. Way to go, assnuggets.

Anyway, I poured Drano in. Went out with my broly for a couple beers. Came back, and the clog was gone! Boo yeah!

 

[wtlftr]

i need to post more. I still say a properly used plumbers helper works wonders

 

[rnch]

FZ:

are you, or are you related to, RyanH?

 

[gonelifting]

Does`nt mean your problem is solved. Fruck Zit. If theres hair or shit stuck in there, it`s just gonna clog again very soon. You have to unscrew the damn drain plate and stick your fingers or something down there and take the stuff out. You`d be surprised how much stuff gets stuck there.

I saw a full sized dead pigeon in my drain once.

 

[from zero]

FZ:

are you, or are you related to, RyanH?

Yeah. I'm him.

 

[wtlftr]

?

 

[TheProject]

This turned out to be the most unfunny thread in the history of Elite. Way to go, assnuggets.

Well, it is one of your threads. It was doomed from the start if you ask me.

 

[gymrat]

5

 

[wtlftr]

use a snake assmunch

 

[spongebob]

I just poured half a bottle of Drano Gel down there. In like 10 minutes, I'll try to flush that shit out.

What if they doesn't work?
Plunger?
Should I just get a plumber in here?

Surely, I must be retarded.

try the draino if that doesnt work then first thing in the morning go down to tom's hardware and buy a simple cheap device that attaches to the garden hose in slip into the pipe behind the tub. just take your access panel off and loosen the plastic nut and it shouls have a removable section. remove it and stick that device in there and turn on the water. this will clear anything.

its someo kind of rubber looking pressure blower. once its in the pipe and the water is turned on it expands to the width of the pipe and discharges at a high pressure clearing out your p-trap and everything else.

you should always have one of these around the house.

 

[spongebob]

Does`nt mean your problem is solved. Fruck Zit. If theres hair or shit stuck in there, it`s just gonna clog again very soon. You have to unscrew the damn drain plate and stick your fingers or something down there and take the stuff out. You`d be surprised how much stuff gets stuck there.

I saw a full sized dead pigeon in my drain once.

i found a full size rat fried between the two phases of my dads meter can when i pulled off the meter one time. it looked fuking wierd.

 

[wtlftr]

? A snake.. an H2o Snake

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

what type of hairyass bachelor clogs his tub with hair and filth? damn bro.