how do i make my DSL faster?

[Testosterone boy]

Move closer to the DSL box.

 

[BangedUp]

http://forums.speedguide.net/

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

what are your system specs? DSL speeds kinda follows that only strong as the weakest link rule. So slower older component well yield less bandwidth.

 

[jerkbox]

MY DSL ROCKS.

 

[WarriorPL]

Unfortunately you can't speed up DSL... you get whatever you got. I had DSL and had to change to Cable because DSL wasn't fast enough. Cable is the shit and it can be uncapped (made much much faster!)

 

[XBiker]

Close out the gay porn sites.

Problem solved, RAIDER LOVING DUMBASS!

 

[XBiker]

If I did that, then I wouldn't be able to supply you anymore

That reminds me. I went 4 sushi tonight. Had this faggot ass waiter that decided he wasn't gonna give me good service. I got up and retrieved drinks for my lady and I. I pleasantly mentioned this to him and he was all apologies (in a fucking lisp ass faggot sorta way).

I told him, "No big deal, just pay better attention." We finished our drinks and were chatting with the two girls next to us (at the sushi bar). After about 10 minutes, I was like, WTF, can I get a check or what?

I look over and this ass munching faggot is talking to some other ass pounding faggot at the bar. At this point, the 150 MG of tren (EOD) is beginning to show itself.

I summon the manager and low and behold, the fucking ass muncher shows up. I told the manager, "Your food is excellent (this is the #1 sushi bar in my area), but this guy needs some more training on being a quality server. She apologized and discounted my check.

On my way out, I see this little queen eye balling me. I seriously wanted to decapitate him and squash his faggot ass, butt slamming, ass pounding, rectum loving, peter pumping ass in to the sidewalk.

Then, it dawned on me that the risk of HIV infection was much higher than I liked, so I skated on out...

Moral of the story?

Fags are sorry ass servers.

 

[saint808]

trade it in for a cable modem?

 

[Big Johnson]

trade it in for a cable modem?

Fags make good servers. At least the ones I've worked with were good. He's probably just new and taking it from all sides.