how do I hit on chicks in taco bell?

[TNH]

I have gotten ok with meeting chicks inside retail stores, and out in the street.......but I still can't bring myself to approach chicks in Taco Bell. What approach should I take? There are so many hot chicks in my taco bell.

Also, Does anyone hit on chicks that are walking around campus on their way to class? At my school, they all seem to be in such a rush and in a bad mood...I don't want any crazy chicks yelling at me or anything.

Help me out.

 

[2Thick]

Ask them if they like hot sauce in their mouth. That should either get a giggle or a slap. Either way, it is some sort of attention.

 

[mylife]

do you work there?

if so, don't bother trying.

 

[mylife]

Ask them if they have a hairy chalupa.


Tell them you have access to a lot of special sauce.

do they have fillibertos in san fran or just southern california?

 

[TNH]

No, I don't work there......but they have one at my school, and tons of hot chicks are there all the time.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Tell her to show you her taco.

 

[AAP]

WTF you doing in Taco Hell bro?

 

[Lao Tzu]

I assume they're young un's...and young un's like to party and drink and act real sleazy and bang everyone (b4 they get old, and jaded and want to find mr right cuz they fucked everyone when they were in college) ...

make a little flyer, directions, and tell 'em about a "cool party friday night u can come and bring your friends. free beer!". and hand it to 'em.

go watch some John Hughes films from the 80's and how the pickup thing works among young people.

and eat better food mr fitness board reader dude...

-= nav =-

We need more advice. Where did you get this stuff? was it trial & error, or did you learn from websites & books?


I need some advice too, you superman of seminal fluid. I can talk to a woman, but i have an introverted personality, so i don't know how to tell her i am introverted and don't like talking more than necessary. I'd rather not fake like i'm interactive, i'd rather let her know i'm interested w/o having to talk for hours when i don't want. How would you let someone know you are interested w/o having to talk 'too' much?

 

[Lumberg]

What are you talking about? It definitely helps if you work there. First of all chicks dig a guy with a job, it shows responsibility and the abolity to take care of a woman. Second, women LOVE a man in uniform! Plus that visor really sets off your eyes.

 

[MrMakaveli]

If they order the Grande meal say "You dont have to pay that much baby, Im right here and IM MUCHO GRANDE"

 

[circusgirl]

man - tacos have waaaaaayyyyy too many carbs. Get yo' ass outta there.

Seriously, I would recommend if you see a cute chick to walk up to her, say, "excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help noticing what a stunning looking lady you are. I'd love for you to give me your phone number, could we maybe meet up alter on?".

It might work, if she's not worried you're a weirdo (ie if you live in the DC area hold off on this one for a while).

Can't think of another way really....

And don't try this with bitchy teenagers/18year olds in groups. These can be mean just to piss you off.

Also, if you work there, don't pull the customers, looks unprofessional.

 

[Canuck4]

Ask them if they have a hairy chalupa.


Tell them you have access to a lot of special sauce.

Lol

 

[TNH]

Lots of good advice here.

I am in Taco Bell because I am one of those poor bastards that needs to eat 9k calories to gain some fucking weight. If I want to cut, I just eat a bunch of crap all day, and I lose weight. If I want to bulk, I triple my intake of crap.

These chicks are all 18-22 range. I want them, badly.

 

[dballer]

here is what to say...


her: Hi welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order?

You: Yes.. you may follow my orders.

her: excuse me?

You: did you not hear me? I demand 6 tacos and your panties right now.

her: (taking off the panties) would you like somthing to drink with that?

You: yes, I would like one tall warm glass of your own homade nectar of the sphincter.

her: and can I get you and cinnamon twists?

You: no thanks. I will also need you to spend the night at my house tonight and help me clean out my old collection of (whatever you collect)

her: I get off at 8.

You: ok.. see ya then.

her: I love you.

You: I love you too.

 

[The Darkness]

What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten?

Karma to the first person who recognises this useless quote ?!?!?!!?!?!?




















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[Lao Tzu]

the movie was demolition man. However, your karma is useless as you only have 1 box.

 

[DownUnder23]

Ask them if they like hot sauce in their mouth. That should either get a giggle or a slap. Either way, it is some sort of attention.

hahaha ....by the a gordita

 

[Citruscide]

Yo Quiero chingar la chica bonita.

C-ditty

 

[Lumberg]

the movie was demolition man. However, your karma is useless as you only have 1 box.

LOL you pompous ass! Is that the same movie where Sandro Bullock wants to have virtual sex and Stallone is like "fuck that" and tries to kiss her and she freaks out?

 

[PussyDr]

go up to them and say:

"yo queiro tu culo!"

 

[biteme]

do you work there?

if so, don't bother trying.

Yeah that's fucked up how status conscious women are, most would not date a guy that they met working at a Taco Bell even if he was just a student working there part time. Unless you look like Brad Pitt.

 

[casavant]

Jump up onto their table in a squatting position while hiding a bean burrito behine your ass. Grunt real loud and get red in the face and then squeeze the hell out of one end of the burrito so that bean junk will plop out onto the table. Gets 'em every time.

 

[biteme]

Jump up onto their table in a squatting position while hiding a bean burrito behine your ass. Grunt real loud and get red in the face and then squeeze the hell out of one end of the burrito so that bean junk will plop out onto the table. Gets 'em every time.

LOL!

 

[Lumberg]

Jump up onto their table in a squatting position while hiding a bean burrito behine your ass. Grunt real loud and get red in the face and then squeeze the hell out of one end of the burrito so that bean junk will plop out onto the table. Gets 'em every time.

A lot of people say this, but this is the first time I have actually spit my protein shake all over my screen. I am literally typing this through a haze of tiny white droplets.

JC

 

[casavant]

A lot of people say this, but this is the first time I have actually spit my protein shake all over my screen. I am literally typing this through a haze of tiny white droplets.

JC

 

[Lumberg]

I wish I had some karma toi give you buddy you deserve it