Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below For the last couple of weeks I've been working with this girl trying to help her out with her situation. Normally I'm not supposed to try to get with the clients but this girl is just amazing and we seem to have a lot in commen. Because of the peperwork she filled out I have her number, email address etc etc. I dont wanna just call her and ask her out and I've e mailed her before but she never checks her e mail. Im not going to be working here much longer so Ive im gonna act I have to do it soon..I suck with the macking skills..Any tips?
How do I get this girl
- Thread starter Wrangler
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tuc biscuit
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Just call and ask, the worst that can happen is she says no.
hellorhih2o
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just call. simple as all that.
The fact that you arent going to be working there anymore is to your advantage with this girl. You can start seeing her without the pressure of a business relationship. Im assuming she is really hot so the best approach for someone like that is directness and assertiveness. She is used to guys playing games and beating around the bush since they are more than likely intimidated by her hotness, but if you are direct and to the point she will respond because you showed the balls towards her. Since she never answers her email you are goint to have to call her, but dont do it until you arent working with her anymore so you avoid any uncomfortable situations if it doesnt work out. When you call just remind her who you are and maybe explain that you arent working there anymore but you wanted to know if she would like to go to dinner (be specific about the time/date).
[email protected]
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It may bother her that you are accessing her personal information to call her. If she is not interested then her knowing that you know her address and probably other information may make her feel really uncomfortable. She doesn’t know you well enough to know for a fact that you are not a psychopath outside of your job.
Ask her for it and let her give it to you.
Ask her for it and let her give it to you.
NoDaddyNo
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The worst that could possibly happen is that you call her and she starts laughing at you. Your soul is crushed and you feel like you might not breathe again. You decide to get drunk and head over to her house with a shotgun and teach that bitch a lesson, but you wreck along the way - driving your pick up truck into a telephone pole. You weren't wearing a seat belt so you are thrown through the windshield and land on the sidewalk in front of your car, piled in a crumpled heap of drunken worthlessness.
Some neighborhood punks find you there and they steal your shotgun from your car and use it to anally violate you and then off into the night they go.
You wake up two days later only vaguely able to piece together what came of that night, sore, broken, and poor.
See - not so bad - call her!
Some neighborhood punks find you there and they steal your shotgun from your car and use it to anally violate you and then off into the night they go.
You wake up two days later only vaguely able to piece together what came of that night, sore, broken, and poor.
See - not so bad - call her!
NoDaddyNo
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Get high on crystal meth and pcp and then head over to her place, riding your BMX bike and wearing a vinyl gimp suit and ball gag.
Chloroform her fucking punk ass and then while she is out, duct tape her hands together to a towel rod in the bathroom. Then cut her clothes off with scissors and clog the toilet with them. Then shit and piss all over her (assuming your gimp suit has the proper openings available).
Look through her fridge and cabinets to see if she has an marshmallows - if she does, take handfuls of them and press them into her eye sockets and then tie a strip of torn fabric from her clothes around her eyes and then duct tape that taught enough that it looks like there is barely circulation there.
If she has any fruit in the fridge, throw it at her and watch how it bounces off her naked flesh and watch for any movement on her part.
If it looks like she is coming to, shove a tomato or some bread in her mouth and then wrap some more clothes around her face.
Smack her around and then fuck her in the ass.
If you start to feel your buzz wearing off, then steal some of her clothes and wear them home and take a nap.
If all goes well, I would imagine you could pretty much count on being married within the month.
Chloroform her fucking punk ass and then while she is out, duct tape her hands together to a towel rod in the bathroom. Then cut her clothes off with scissors and clog the toilet with them. Then shit and piss all over her (assuming your gimp suit has the proper openings available).
Look through her fridge and cabinets to see if she has an marshmallows - if she does, take handfuls of them and press them into her eye sockets and then tie a strip of torn fabric from her clothes around her eyes and then duct tape that taught enough that it looks like there is barely circulation there.
If she has any fruit in the fridge, throw it at her and watch how it bounces off her naked flesh and watch for any movement on her part.
If it looks like she is coming to, shove a tomato or some bread in her mouth and then wrap some more clothes around her face.
Smack her around and then fuck her in the ass.
If you start to feel your buzz wearing off, then steal some of her clothes and wear them home and take a nap.
If all goes well, I would imagine you could pretty much count on being married within the month.
the nature boy
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post a pic
T
The Shadow
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Wrangler said:
HOw??
Ignore her.....
JerseyDevil
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Becareful about calling her. If she is a client and you wont be working there any longer just call her to let her know that you will no longer be with the company and that you appreciate her business (or some other bullshit) and that you were glad to be of service. Keep it business but also let her know you wont be around. Leave it in her hands.
strangebrew
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one word: duct tape.
fistfullofsteel
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NoDaddyNo said:
I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe
OXANDRIN
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don't call her!
don't email her!
go to her house but don't go to see her. just scope the place out. look for a way in the house (somewhere around back) then go back at night break in with some duct tape, motor oil, ropes (or chains) some tranquilizers, and 1 dozen roses. when she comes in get set up on the bed. disable the lights in the room so she can't see you. when she walks scream "supersizeme" then prance on her like as if she were some type of farm animal. then muzzle her and get her all tied up and secure. shoot her with some tranquilizers to calm her down. then present her with the dozen roses. take it from there....my bet is you're in bro!
don't email her!
go to her house but don't go to see her. just scope the place out. look for a way in the house (somewhere around back) then go back at night break in with some duct tape, motor oil, ropes (or chains) some tranquilizers, and 1 dozen roses. when she comes in get set up on the bed. disable the lights in the room so she can't see you. when she walks scream "supersizeme" then prance on her like as if she were some type of farm animal. then muzzle her and get her all tied up and secure. shoot her with some tranquilizers to calm her down. then present her with the dozen roses. take it from there....my bet is you're in bro!
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