how do fat FAT people wipe their asses?

[madbomber31]

seriously, i saw this HUGE dude today... 400 easy, and i looked at his legs... all that fat hanging there, i was wondering how he wiped his ass... it made me happy i was there (wendy's) to pick up food for co-workers and not myself... sick

 

[The Shadow]

Toilet bowl cleaner I would imagine

 

[madbomber31]

how do they even shit without getting it all on their cheeks? they cant spread them apart or the bowl will be engulfed too.

 

[gymrat]

I once had a motivational speaker come to my school who had no arms.


Now tell me how this man whiped his ass? I'm guessing his foot.

 

[epimetheus]

how do they even shit without getting it all on their cheeks? they cant spread them apart or the bowl will be engulfed too.

Not a pretty mental image. Thanks

 

[gymrat]

I posted somethng like this a while back... I am assuming they make specialized "rugs" that they sit down on and just "scoot" across.

Green shag carpet works best.

 

[musclebrains]

 

[Paulos]

Why does musclebrains have pictures of my mom?

 

[musclebrains]

Why does musclebrains have pictures of my mom?

and why do you have her picture as your avatar?

 

[the People's Champ]

some one had told me a story about this fat lady. a friend of a friend, a paramedic, got this call where this fat lady was just so sick she couldn't do anything for herself anymore. so the paramedics arrive, and take her to the ambulance. well, upon investigation of the house, they found this sawhorse in the bathroom. a chunk of it was missing. it had perplexed the paramedic. when the docor gave out his analysis, turned out, the lady had taken out a piece of that sawhorse, and that chunk was logded less than an inch from her bunghole. it must have been in there for days, because it had rotted, and accumluated all of her fecal matter.

whether this is true or not, I don't know.

 

[CrimsonKing]

didn't you see that Simpsons episode when Homer balooned up to get on work disability?... He used his 'reaching stick' for everything... That's the secret..

 

[Pineapple Devil]

you ever seen those brushes that have a scrubber on a long pole used to clean the ring-around-toilet. thats not just for the toilet

 

[beefybull]

There was a thread like this a month or two ago with a link to a discussion board where overweight people could talk about it and other stuff. There was a link to a site that carries products for overweight people. There are devices that are basically "reaching sticks" you put toilet paper on and use. How anyone would let themselves go like that is sad.

 

[sigweed]

simple, they don't

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

My uncles ex-wife ballooned up from a size 6 to a 300 lb + elephant after the wedding. I think she's maybe 5 feet tall and 6 feet around. And she's still that way, my cousin tells me she wraps toilet paper around a wooden spoon to wipe.

 

[68GT350]

When I need help of any kind whiping my ass, you are all very welcome to kill me in any way you see fit.

How fucking pathetic is that...really. It should be against the law to get to that point.

 

[2 ton hoss]

YES, I IMAGINED THEY USED A CARPET AS WELL.

 

[Puc]

ahhh.... i see the haters are rising up once again... fresh and ready to pounce on anything with a bit of individuality. soon the alpha-hater will come to lead his minions, and they will fall in line behind him, looking for weak people to attack in a desperate ploy to improve their own self-image. an age of acrimony and internet high-fives are sure to follow.

 

[casavant]

... fresh and ready to pounce on anything with a bit of individuality.

I don't hate fat people, but I am not sure if I would describe one lacking the ability to wipe one's own ass as posessing "a bit of individuality".

 

[Puc]

I don't hate fat people, but I am not sure if I would describe one lacking the ability to wipe one's own ass as posessing "a bit of individuality".

okay i was reaching there... a better term would be weakness...

 

[casavant]

okay i was reaching there... a better term would be weakness...

I hear ya. That one works a lot better.

 

[macDbol]

i would assume a huge person would shit in their shower then pick it up and throw it in the toilet, unless u got the runs or sloppy turd,,then u need a sand castle bucket

 

[Spruceman]

This thread is really gross -- just the thought of some blobbetto or blobbetta so huge trying to get the shit off their ass. Some of the blimps I've seen smell like they don't bother with such a mundane task.

Has anyone come up with an implant that could measure the percentage of body fat and when it exceeds a certain level, it could send a shock if the person gets within so many feet of an establishment where food is sold? It would require the cooperation of grocery stores and restaurants; but technologically, it shouldn't be much more than embodied in those dog collars that sends a shock upon approaching a designated perimeter.

 

[casavant]

http://poetry.rotten.com/tummy-tuck/