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Phaded
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just curious..
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=357519
^ Another thread with pretty much the same question (since you've gotten so many helpful answers on this one...LOL.)
^ Another thread with pretty much the same question (since you've gotten so many helpful answers on this one...LOL.)
Creepusmaximus
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I was drunk, naked and in a hot tub. Class and style all the way. 
Nonbonjour
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Our first date was at a chinese restaurant. Two years later, at the same restaurant, I put the big question in a fortune cookie. I met with the restaurant staff beforehand so everyone in the place was in on it.
Sorta did the same thing.Nonbonjour said:
We went to her favorite steak restaurant. She ordered as usual. When the staff brought out her dish it had the little cover on it. Once they removed the cover, the ring was sitting there.
Of course, she said no, so I hit her in the face with our wine bottle and placed the ring on her finger when she was out cold. When she came to, I just convinced her that she had said yes and fainted due to extreme joy.
Dumb bitch still believes me to this day.
I took her on a 10 day trip to Hawaii first class all the way. Proposed to her with a 5 carat diamond ring on Waikiki beach in front of Dukes at sunset of the second day we were there. It was truly a magical time.
Too bad I found out about 2 weeks after we got back the stupid fuckin cunt was fucking some piece of shit fucktard skydiving instructor, a ex-pro football player and some other douchebag all at the same time. So i took my goddamn ring back, still have it in a safe actually right next to me..
but hey, the proposal was great
Too bad I found out about 2 weeks after we got back the stupid fuckin cunt was fucking some piece of shit fucktard skydiving instructor, a ex-pro football player and some other douchebag all at the same time. So i took my goddamn ring back, still have it in a safe actually right next to me..
but hey, the proposal was great
My husband (then boyfriend) got tickets to a comedy club. He had made arrangements with the club beforehand to set up the comic's bit to include a joke about men & women that would involve my husband to get up on stage. They brought me up to further the narrative, and that's when he proposed, in front of the whole audience. His buddy was way in the back taping the whole thing.
Beat that, fools.
Beat that, fools.
GoldenDelicious
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jaded said:
i remember that, I molested all of you on post 52 
GoldenDelicious said:
damn man, thats so similar to mine its eerie. Excpt mine was brutal enough to play out the rest of the trip and introduce me to all of her family on Hawaii and share with everyone we were engaged. And she never fessed up to it until I found out, even after that she tried to lie. I found out after we had been dating for about 2 years at one point she went back to her ex and proposed to him, while she was with me!! he turned her down, so she came back to me
GoldenDelicious
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youre not pulling my leg, are you? because thats just fuckedWulfgar said:
Hiatussin
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I think my parents agreed to marry after a long conversation at a drawing board, very rational, unromantic solution. They met in a jazzclub in Amsterdam, probably both at first looking for a one night stand, like they had both been having for years before this.
If I propose one day, I want it to be personal. so no crowd, no written on parachutes or plane messages, no stage... I´d want it to be somewhere in nature and somewhere alone. On a yacht, in the woods, that sort of thing. after like a week of being alone there together. I´d bring the ring but not be sure yet. I´d decide she has to convince me without her knowing I have it, during this trip. That would be cool.
If I propose one day, I want it to be personal. so no crowd, no written on parachutes or plane messages, no stage... I´d want it to be somewhere in nature and somewhere alone. On a yacht, in the woods, that sort of thing. after like a week of being alone there together. I´d bring the ring but not be sure yet. I´d decide she has to convince me without her knowing I have it, during this trip. That would be cool.
GoldenDelicious said:youre not pulling my leg, are you? because thats just fucked
nah man, i wont go into the gruesome details. it gets ALOT worse too. I dont see how Im not in prison right now for killing or maiming someone. shoulda been her, but i kinda figures, what the fuck would I be proing or fighting for. the worst part is i still have to see her every week because of where she works. Pretty fuckin awkward
