How did you pick your Forum username?

[jerkbox]

I jerk off in a box...I call it my jerk box

 

[strangebrew]

mine is one of the best movies evar

 

[presguy]

i like bench presses and im a guy. i fucked up and left out an s and never changed it.

 

[Lao Tzu]

at random. in retrospect i wish i'd gone with General Park Chung Hee, the ex dictator of south Korea who helped transform it from a shittythirdworldcountry into a developed nation.

 

[Mr. dB]

dB is the abbreviation for "decibel." I'm a live sound technician.

 

[-SD-]

When I first started at this company years ago I was on the delivery truck for copy machines. I worked with my best friend and one day we had a copy machine that had to go upstairs and it was a tight fit. It obviously wasnt going to go without knocking out a wall so he said he would call the boss and let him know. Meanwhile I got behind the copy machine at the bottom of the stairs, put the dolly under it and tried to heave it up the stairs one by one. This machine weighs upwards of 600 lbs so needless to say it wasnt going to go, but I got it up one or two steps so my buddy started to call me superdave.

 

[strangebrew]

When I first started at this company years ago I was on the delivery truck for copy machines. I worked with my best friend and one day we had a copy machine that had to go upstairs and it was a tight fit. It obviously wasnt going to go without knocking out a wall so he said he would call the boss and let him know. Meanwhile I got behind the copy machine at the bottom of the stairs, put the dolly under it and tried to heave it up the stairs one by one. This machine weighs upwards of 600 lbs so needless to say it wasnt going to go, but I got it up one or two steps so my buddy started to call me superdave.

you cant even lift a copy machine up a few steps? fucking pussy loser should be your handle.

 

[Imnotdutch]

When I first started at this company years ago I was on the delivery truck for copy machines. I worked with my best friend and one day we had a copy machine that had to go upstairs and it was a tight fit. It obviously wasnt going to go without knocking out a wall so he said he would call the boss and let him know. Meanwhile I got behind the copy machine at the bottom of the stairs, put the dolly under it and tried to heave it up the stairs one by one. This machine weighs upwards of 600 lbs so needless to say it wasnt going to go, but I got it up one or two steps so my buddy started to call me superdave.

A 600lb copy machine?

 

[spin721]

When I got hit by a drunk driver, my car did a little over two 360s, so I decided on spin721.

 

[rjl296]

first 3 letters and numbers i hit