How Come You Never Here About Midget......

[distanced]

robbers, serial killers, etc.
I wish I were a midget just so I could be the first ever midget serial killer

 

[The Ranger]

Have a doctor cut your feet off, remove your lower legs, then sew your feet back on....*just below the knee caps*

Your off and running now my man...<pun intended>

Ranger

 

[The Ranger]

Oh Yeah.....You might wanna strap rollerblades on your hands so your knuckles don't drag the sidewalk....<wink>

Ranger

 

[perkele]

Basketball league for midgets. Could not get any funnier than that.

 

[The Ranger]

Midget Hockey, and all the midgets have to dress up like they're from the Wizard of Oz, the other team will consist of Umpa-Lumpa's from the Chocolate Factory....Willy Wonka let them have the day off.....
Ranger